Chapter 975: Clever Calculation
"You're a god!" When the disciple heard Wang Xian's words, he knelt down in shock and shouted loudly, "What a living immortal, I let you speak!" Not bad at all! ”
Wang Xian twisted his long hair lightly, smiled reservedly, and looked like a master. At this time, Dai Hua came back with two bowls of porridge, heard the conversation between the two, and secretly smiled. This trick of pretending to be a ghost is the basic skill of Jinyiwei, and his own adults are naturally not a problem. The key is to look at words and make judgments from the information that the other party inadvertently discloses...... For example, this disciple, on the way here, others call him the sixth brother, and the older ones call him 'Erma', the second horse Feng, the sixth brother is naturally the sixth in line.
The reason why Wang Xian dared to say that this Feng Lao Liu had no father was because everyone said that he went to his house to drink, but he said that the old lady had a bad temper recently. If the old father was in the hall, he would never say about the old mother, but how the father was. Looking at the Buddha statue hanging around his neck, it is not a childless mother, but Bixia Yuanjun, Bixia Yuanjun, and the grandmother of Taishan, who is specially in charge of sending children. There are also a few scratches on his chest, which are cut by a woman's fingernails, and the old lady must use the soles of her shoes or crutches to beat him, and there will be no scratches, so it can only be done by the women in the family......
With a little training, these things will be obvious, but to the uninitiated, they are completely foggy and unfathomable!
Some disciples next to them were also attracted to come, and they asked Wang Xian to show them their faces, Wang Xian did not refuse, and told everyone about their origins, so shocked that they bowed and worshipped, saying that they had met a living immortal!
"Living Immortals!" Feng Lao Liu saw that Wang Xian was surrounded by everyone, and he was a little anxious, and pulled Wang Xian's arm and said: "There has to be a first come, first come, you can help me guide me first, how can I have a back?!" ”
"Don't worry, don't worry, you have done me a great favor, so that my cousin can be healed in time, and the old man will naturally repay you." Wang Xian smiled and said: "What's so difficult for you to give birth to a boy and half a girl, I will give you a fortune!" ”
"Ahh That Feng Lao Liu danced excitedly: "What you always say is true?!" ”
"Can the old man lie to you?!" Wang Xian smiled faintly: "It depends on whether you dare to do what the old man tells you." ”
"Dare, dare!" Feng Lao Liu nodded like a pecking rice and said, "What do you always ask me to do, I dare to do it!" ”
"Then you go to your hall master one more time and repeat my next words to him." As Wang Xian spoke, he said something to Feng Lao Liu.
Feng Laoliu, who listened, turned pale, and said dumbfounded: "This, our hall master must kill me, and ......"
"Hey, wealth is always in danger, not to mention that you are the benefactor of the old man, can I harm you?!" Wang Xian smiled and said, "Do you dare, if you don't dare, I will give this wealth to others." ”
"Let's go!" Sure enough, those who had the courage to be fat immediately volunteered.
"Why?! This is the wealth that the old fairy gave me! Feng Lao Liu stopped doing it, jumped up from the ground, patted his buttocks and ran out: "Look at it, I'll go!" ”
After saying that, he ran away with a smoke.
As soon as Feng Lao Liu left, the disciples surrounded Wang Xian in the middle again, begging him to give him some guidance.
"Ladies and gentlemen, let my husband have a drink of porridge first. The emperor is not short of hungry soldiers. Dai Hua sent the porridge bowl to Wang Xian, but was snatched by a leader and shouted, "How can you let the old fairy eat this!" Go and cook two dishes for the old fairy, cut some marinated goods, and by the way, and soju, let them mix less water! ”。
Not to mention that Wang Xian was held by the stars in the medical hall, just to say that Feng Lao Liu ran to the county office as soon as he slipped through the smoke, Liu Jun and his two subordinates here wanted to break their heads, and they didn't figure out a Ding Mao, they were planning to go back to their respective homes, what should they do, and they bumped into Feng Lao Liu, who was burning with fire!
"You don't have eyes!" Liu Augly was bumped into his arms, **** faintly painful, annoyed and grabbed Feng Lao Liu, and hit his head and face!
"Second master, don't fight first! I'm here to bring a message to the old fairy! Feng Lao Liu covered his head and shouted loudly.
"What? Old immortals? Liu Achou's fist was really hanging in the air.
"Yes! Let's Linqu today! Here comes an old fairy who knows the world and knows the ghosts! Feng Lao Liu's face flushed with excitement and said: "As long as he looks at it like this, your son is ugly, and he can't escape his old man's eyes!" ”
"Brag!" Cui honestly said in disbelief: "There is such a character, why doesn't Lao Tzu know?!" ”
"Of course you don't know, the old immortal just entered the city," Feng Lao Liu turned to Liu Jun and said, "It's the little one who gave you the gift before!" That old gentleman is a god! You'll see it! ”
"Isn't it just a fortune teller, dare to run to Lao Tzu here to pretend to be a ghost," Liu Jun didn't believe in this, he was a high-level of the White Lotus Sect, he was used to pretending to be a god and a ghost, and even the Buddha mother was man-made, so it would be strange if he could believe in a fortune teller again: "Break my leg and get out!" ”
"Oops! Let the old fairy talk again! Listening to Liu Jun's words, Feng Lao Liu was not surprised, and shouted loudly: "He said that the old man said, the hall master must not believe it, let me bring you a message!" ”
"What's that?!" Believe it or not, Liu Jun's curiosity has been aroused, so he naturally wants to listen to it.
"The old immortal said," Feng Lao Liu swallowed his spit and plucked up his courage to say: "The hall master must not go north, otherwise within ten days, there will be a bloody disaster!" After saying this, Feng Lao Liu still inevitably beat the drum in his heart, staring at Liu Jun's face, lest the hall master be furious after hearing it, and smack himself!
"What?!" Liu Jun was habitually disdainful at first, but when he thought about it, he chuckled in his heart, isn't going north to Qingzhou? There will be a bloody disaster within ten days, doesn't it mean that Lao Tzu will be clicked as soon as he arrives in Qingzhou? !
Liu Junhu looked left and right suspiciously, only the two of them knew about the envoy from Qingzhou, and he repeatedly told him not to leak the news, why did it spread so quickly?
Ah Chou and Cui Laoshi shook their heads desperately, and the former whispered: "Big brother, we just found out, even if we want to spread it, we have to be empty!" ”
"Yes, boss, I honestly have no other strengths, just a strict mouth!" Cui Laoshi also said in a muffled voice.
"Hmm......" Liu Jun pinched his shaved chin, and said in his heart, too, the Qingzhou envoy had just entered the city, how could there be rumors? Liu Jun rubbed his eyes full of feces and said, "Could it be ...... Did you really meet a master? ”
No matter how stupid Feng Lao Liu was, he also knew that the old fairy of the family had said it again, and the bones of his whole body were fluttering, his face was full of red light, and he nodded vigorously: "Definitely a master!" You know it at a glance, master! That's pie! Not mortal! ”
"Then ...... Meet? Liu Jun looked left and right, and the two nodded and said, "See you." ”
Liu Jun asked Feng Lao Liu to call Wang Xian over, and he and his right-hand man re-entered the lobby and sat down......
In the medical hall, Wang Xian was invited into the house, and the wine and food had been set up in front of him, and the leader personally took the lamp, poured wine for Wang Xian and said: "Old fairy, you taste our Linqu local wine, although it is not famous, but it is delicious!" It's just delicious! ”
Wang Xian took the wine bowl, tasted it, squinted his eyes in enjoyment and said, "Not bad, good wine!" ”
"It's good if the old fairy likes it," the leader smiled, "After drinking, you can show me, I have an unspeakable hidden ......"
"Isn't it just not lifted, what's so difficult about this?" Wang Xian glanced at him and said.
The leader's face swelled like a pig's liver, and then he cried with joy: "O fairy! You're a god! "If you change someone else, dare to say that he doesn't lift it, he must be desperate, Wang Xian said it, but he was like hearing a fairy sound.
Dai Hua stood aside, and after listening to it, he secretly smiled, and said in his heart that you are holding back left and right, and said that it is unspeakable, and a fool can guess what is going on......
"Old fairy, dare to ask me how to cure this disease?" The leader leaned his neck and looked at Wang Xiandao.
Wang Xian took a sip of wine and said with a smile: "Has my cousin settled down?" ”
"You can rest assured!" The leader hurriedly added wine to Wang Xian, and his chest beat loudly, "Inside and outside this medical hall, it's my brother, I have the final say!" Your cousin has settled in the upper room, and I will serve my father as much as I want! ”
"In this way, there will be Brother Lao." Wang Xian nodded with satisfaction.
"Old fairy, then do you see my illness?" The leader was anxious and kept asking.
How does Wang Xian know how to treat diseases? Just looked at him left and right, waiting for Feng Lao Liu to come back, scratching the guy's ears and cheeks anxiously, but he had to be careful to laugh, lest he offend the old fairy.
"Brother, don't worry, your disease can be cured, but you have to wait for the ......" Wang Xian was entangled, so he had to write a post-dated check and said: "I'll write you a prescription when I go back, you wait until the leap month of the leap year to take it, and ensure that you have a pillar of optimus!" ”
"Thank you, old fairy! Thank you, old fairy! "The leader didn't realize that it would take three years and five months to meet the next leap month. There was a thousand thanks to Wang Xian for serving wine and food, and Wang Xian was really hungry and devoured it.
When the leader saw it, he admired it again, and said in his heart that this old fairy is so old, and he eats like a young man, which is really extraordinary!
As everyone knows, this old fairy was originally a young man, and he was a young man who hadn't eaten for three days......
After eating until he was full, Feng Lao Liu finally rushed in with the wind, and as soon as he came in, he shouted: "Old immortal! You're a god! We'd like to see you! ”
Wang Xian wiped his mouth with his sleeve and smiled at the leader: "Thanks to the hospitality, the old man will leave first." ”
"Please! Please! Hearing that Wang Xian was even impressed by their hall master, the leader became more and more respectful, nodded and sent Wang Xian out of the medical hall.
On the way to the county government with Feng Laoliu, Dai Hua asked Wang Xian in a low voice: "Sir, how can you repay so many debts?" ”
"Hehe," Wang Xian said with a sly smile, "When I see Liu Jun and become his guest, who of them will dare to collect debts from me?" ”
"I really don't dare to ......," the corners of Dai Hua's mouth twitched.