Chapter 1204 White silk and fine hair like snow
At Li Yuan's thank you banquet, although Xu Yu was tight-lipped and didn't show up, others also knew more or less, and deliberately asked Li Yuan during the banquet, how is your bride? Isn't it proud?
Li Yuan, who didn't know about it, laughed and said nothing, and his friends intentionally or unintentionally talked about his hair, saying that the white silk and fine hair were like snow, and the silver silk crane hair was like frost for a while, and he made fun of it frequently.
Who knew that after talking about it for a long time, Li Yuan was blindly proud, which made them all surprised, and it was not easy to say it to their faces.
But Li Yuan himself saw that something was wrong, and he pretended not to hear it on the surface, but in his heart he suddenly remembered that on the night of marriage, didn't he just say something white-haired and white-haired, and his wife was angry? I thought of the black oil on my face in the past few days.
"That's not right." Li Yuan's face was solemn, why did his wife get up so early every day, why did she have to dress up in the next room? And to close the door, why?
When he returned home full of doubts, he didn't want to ask immediately, and Li Yuan saw that the lady's head was covered with pearls and emeralds, dark and swarthy, and it was clearly a rare good hair, and her hair was brighter than lacquer.
smiled and wanted to step forward to smell it, but was pushed away by the lady with a smile.
No matter how you look at the hair, Li Yuan thought to himself, "Or the hair is black, but the hair on the bottom has a few white hairs, so people make fun of it." "Even if she has a few white hairs, how can outsiders know?" Yes! Grandma's God."
"It's a thought that never comes to mind." Li Yuan hurriedly shook his head, his wife is a virgin, and he has confirmed it, but he can't think about framing a good person, probably by the people around him, "Wait until I pull it out tonight, and see what's going on tomorrow." β
Finally, it was dusk, and the husband and wife went to bed to rest. Li Yuan naturally stroked the plush piece of inverted triangle grass, not dense, and incredibly soft.
Li Yuan was reluctant to pull it out. I was also afraid of my wife's pain, so I moved my hand down the belly to climb the two peaks, anyway, I made a fuss, and touched it again, and suddenly got a hair that fell off automatically in my hand, and I was happy, so I quickly pinched two fingers, and with the other hand, I felt out a piece of paper prepared in advance under the mattress, and I knew that Suo Suo had wrapped it and hid it under the pillow.
How did Wang know what he was going to do? Let it be tossed for a long time. I slept first.
The next day, when Li Yuan woke up, Wang had already combed his hair. Li Yuan, who remembered the paper bag, hurriedly put on his clothes, ran outside, opened it in the thatched house, and saw a black hair, and he immediately said happily: "It makes me suspicious, that mean ghost is deliberately talking nonsense." So I was relieved.
The problem is that this hair is actually his own, and the so-called no coincidence does not make a book. The next day, things suddenly came to light. In the early morning, Wang was combing his hair, and there was no stove and charcoal basin in the next room, so his body was a little cold. asked the maid to get a coat, but Li Yuan, who was suspicious, slept peacefully last night and woke up early, when he saw the maid come in to get clothes. He was dazed and followed.
In the middle of the room sat a man dressed in a big red tight-fitting suit with long silver hair. It is more than three feet long, and has two pale golden eyebrows.
Li Yuan was taken aback, thinking that he had met a ghost, and the clothes he was clearly wearing were her, could it be that she was white?
Albinism is a familial genetic disorder that often occurs in people who are consanguineously married, so it was very common in ancient times. In addition to the external characteristics of the Wang family, the intelligence is no different from ordinary people, and the rare thing is that the whole person looks like a Nordic and American woman, and now there are many foreigners in Jinling, and there is no shortage of blonde and white hair, so Li Yuan will have this question,
In other words, perhaps the Wang family's mother family has pure-blooded Semu people, less than a hundred years from the previous dynasty, this explanation can be said. Who has made genetics not appear in these years, Xu Hao can't be exhaustive.
Of course, it may also be Aries disease, in short, his wife deliberately deceived herself, so angry that Li Yuan walked over, and the Wang family was also startled, and he didn't have time to hide it, and his face suddenly turned red.
Li Yuan took a closer look, his wife did not have a hooked nose and blue eyes, although she looked very mysterious, she was naturally an old man, and shouted angrily: "Okay! I've been bad for eight lifetimes, and I've married a goblin back. Do you want to marry someone like this? Laughing to death, angry to death. β
Wang was suddenly ashamed and angry, covered his face and cried, after all, people in their twenties cried and scolded again: "Which one am I inferior to you? It's just that the hair is gray, since you hate me, then divorce me! β
At that moment, the couple had a quarrel, Li Yuan came out angrily, wanted to go to Xia Qi to complain, felt that Lao Xia was unreliable, and went to Wang Xun for thought.
It happened that Xu Yu was also in the Wang family, Wang Xun and Li Xian were shocked after listening to Li Yuan's grievances, but they didn't expect that a joke that day would become a joke.
Send someone to inquire, dare to love Wang every day to mix the sesame oil with kerosene, add some persimmon lacquer, and then carefully brush on the hair, which can be called the ancient version of hair dye, immediately combed into the hair shape after the end, and dried naturally. The disadvantage is that it must be washed once a day, otherwise it is difficult to sort out the hard ones.
It is also difficult for Wang's to spend at least an hour a day on honey locust water, borax, alum, etc. for shampoo.
At that moment, Xu Yu used his father's words and said: "Who is not rare blonde beauties in Jinling now?" And what Europe is said to be extremely beautiful is the silver hair like Mrs. Sister-in-law, beauty is rare, and similar to Mrs. Sister-in-law is rare in foreign countries, what are you not satisfied with? β
Li Yuan was dumbfounded, couldn't stand the persuasion of the three of them, and went home in a huff, of course, he was still unhappy in his heart, and kept a straight face. When Wang saw her husband coming back, she wanted him to speak first, but she sat still.
Under the light, Li Yuan looked at his black and white wife, in all fairness, she was a beauty, and he was lucky to meet a case of albinism that 10,000 people could not come out.
Maybe it's an exaggeration, but it's true that Wang's appearance is very beautiful, no matter what era it is, beauty is scarce, what man doesn't dream of marrying a beautiful woman? Therefore, Li Yuan's mood was a little more lively, and his father-in-law was an official, although he was not angry, he was also a kind person, and he didn't think about divorce his wife, so he said a word first.
Wang also replied slowly, and the tense atmosphere suddenly eased. Li Yuan suddenly remembered Xu Yu's Jianyì, and jumped up and grinned at his wife. Seeing that her husband had changed his mind, Wang inevitably had to pretend, said nothing coldly, and made a few gestures in front of the mirror.
Li Yuan said: "Why don't you tell me directly? What are you doing without me? We became husband and wife, and we couldn't be separated for the rest of our lives. Can I bear to ask you to comb your hair and paint every day? Today, Xu Gongzi said that it was not good to do this, and it hurt his hair. I've come up with a brilliant idea now, it's trouble-free, it's good-looking, and I'm not afraid of the black oil on my face, do you want to listen? β
Wang shook his head and said: "I haven't thought of a way, I have also tried to wear a wig, it is hot and itchy, it is very uncomfortable, it is better to wash it every day." β
"Why not use a towel? Nowadays, Xiaodan's tops are like this, wouldn't it be easy to have a set of ties? Li Yuan smiled: "Put you in a silver wire cover." Who can tell? According to Xu Gongzi, why don't you show it to others openly, I laugh at him for not knowing our suffering. Otherwise, it can be simply shaved off, but it will be clean. β
"That's not going to work." Wang was not happy, and sighed in the mirror: "I also wanted to shave it off before, but then I saw the blonde hair of a foreign woman, could it be said that Han people become monsters when they have silver hair?" It's a pity that it's white, and it's hard to see it. All right. Wear a scarf according to what you said, to be honest, I'm also afraid of brushing oil, don't say it, it's rough to the touch. β
Li Yuan didn't dare to touch his wife's white hair. He also admits that it is no different from ordinary people's hair, but the problem is that it is too penetrating, and he is not used to it, and he is not used to it.
"If you want me to say that you also shave your face with a razor every day, otherwise you will have yellow hair. Scraped clean. Wearing a net towel, she is also a stunning beauty. β
"Really?" Wang was coaxed happy by her husband, and suddenly became pleasant.
At that moment, Li Yuan asked the maid to boil a large bucket of honey locust water. Waiting for his wife to wash her hair clean, she also helped trim the sideburns and hair on her face, and shaved off her eyebrows and carefully sketched them with a green pen.
After drying, his hair was coiled and he put on a pearl scarf, which is not uncommon for many married women to wear. In malnourished ancient times, some women had loose and yellow hair or lost their hair in middle age, and some people thought that they would comb their hair every day to save trouble.
Coupled with a wig, pinned a silver hairpin, tied a swallowtail, wore a green wing on his forehead, pasted two plum blossoms on his face, and made a little lip with rouge, no need to apply powder, a proper Tang Dynasty lady.
When I watched it at night, it was as beautiful as Yang Guifei. Li Yuanxin's flowers bloomed, and the monkey hurriedly hugged his giggling wife, lifted his skirt, took off his pants, and stood up and bloomed a night flower!
After finishing the matter, Li Yuan hugged his wife and asked, "I heard that Tianlao is covered with white hair, why is the hair on your lower body black?" β
Wang, who squinted, chuckled, "It's not very dark either." β
Li Yuan smiled: "Good man, show me." β
Wang naturally refused, Li Yuan simply stripped his wife of everything, looked down at his wife's delicate body, the light white fluff was extremely cute, and the skin was really as white as snow and frost. Thinking that since ancient times, China has regarded white as beauty, Li Yuan came to sexual interest again, pushed his wife and turned over the horse, as if riding on a silver-maned horse, and said in his heart Even if the emperor has three palaces and six courtyards, can he have a stunner like me? I couldn't help but smirk.
The Wang family below was ashamed, raised his hand and twisted her husband's buttocks, and scolded: "What are you laughing at? You're nearsighted anyway. β
Not to mention that the husband and wife were happy and reconciled as before, and Zhu Kui and Tian Wenhai went to Yan Gongzi's apartment, and saw that the four daughters such as Yihong yesterday were here, and they talked and laughed and entered the table.
After three rounds of drinking, Yan Gongzi invited Zhu Kui to chat inside, and Tian Wenhai was eating the tofu of the four prostitutes outside.
Zhu Kui looked at the surrounding furnishings, the pomp and circumstance of the study alone was probably worth 10,000 gold, and the Yan family was even richer than he imagined.
He was suffering from financial constraints recently, and he couldn't bear it for a while, so he asked: "If you don't know how to advance or retreat, you have to ask the virtuous brother." I want Uncle Zunyan to stay in Henan for a long time, there are civil officials on the outside, and subordinates on the inside, and Henan is a bitter province. I have often heard people say that Ling Zun is very frugal, and the money and property he gives are not taken a penny, and they are all distributed to the following, why is the virtuous brother so sparse, which is very different from Ling Zun? It's really incomprehensible for my brother, so I take the liberty to ask, don't blame you, brother Xian. β
Yan Gongzi smiled slightly when he heard this, groaned for a while, and said slowly: "The beginning of the encounter between the younger brother and the elder brother became irreversible, and they are the best friends in the world, just tell the truth, brother don't laugh at me." If it is said that the younger brother's family is very hard, and the father loves soldiers like sons, and does not like the luxury of his family, the younger brother has been used to living a hard life since he was a child, and he has never had much money in his hands. (To be continued......) R752