1166 The Happiest Prison
Lin Yuan didn't speak when he thought about the reason why Ma Laohei was condescending, Ma Laohei saw that Lin Yuan didn't speak, bent over, kowtowed to Lin Yuan with a "bang", and then begged: "The little one will make amends to Lin Ancestor!" Lin Yuan looked at him curiously, Ma Laohei saw that Lin Yuan was still unmoved, raised his hand and slapped himself, and said, "Ancestor Lin, today's matter is my fault, don't be angry anymore."
Lin Yuan thought to himself: "Just kowtow, anyway, he always kowtows to others, his knees are already weak, why don't you have to slap yourself yourself?" What kind of sinister trick did he come up with, and he had to slap himself in the face? Could it be that he is sincerely apologizing to me? It shouldn't be! I've only been a few hours, and how did he take a 180-degree turn in his attitude towards me? ”
Lin Yuan was just about to speak, when he saw Ma Laohei stand up, stretched out his hand to untie his trouser belt, pulled out the waist knife, and said: "I know that Lin Shuai is blaming me for peeing on your food, so I will cut off my pee thing and make amends to Lin Shuai!" ”
When Lin Yuan heard this, he instantly thought: "I'm going to cut my own second, it seems that he really wants to make amends for me!" But what happened? So that he can please me at such a great price. Lin Yuan waved his hand and said, "Okay, don't cut it!" Grab your pants and get me something to eat. ”
When Ma Laohei heard this, he immediately lay on the edge of the cell door like a dog, his pants were not fastened, and asked, "Lin Shuai, what do you want to eat?" ”
Lin Yuan pointed to the dark sky outside and said, "It's so late, what else is there to eat?" ”
Ma Laohei hurriedly smiled and said, "It's not in the way, I'll go home and let my mother-in-law do it for you!" ”
Lin Yuan originally wanted to serve a few big dishes and toss him, but when he heard Ma Laohei say that he would go home and let his wife make it, his heart couldn't help but soften, so he said: "Don't bother, just order some noodles to fill your stomach." ”
After hearing this, Ma Laohei ran out like a dog that had been ordered by his master, and after a while, he came back from outside, holding a big food box, and said: "My mother-in-law is coarse, she doesn't know how to make good dishes, she has laid some egg noodles for you, you will eat it, wait for tomorrow, you can choose the restaurant in the capital!" ”
Lin Yuan picked up the bowl of noodles, hesitated, and Ma Laohei said, "If you don't feel at ease with noodles, I'll take a bite first!" Saying that, he picked up another pair of chopsticks and took a bite, Lin Yuan was puzzled, took the noodles and finished eating, Ma Laohei took the empty bowl, reached out and handed in a pile of paper and a pen, and said with a smile: "This is the breakfast menu of a famous restaurant in Beijing, how many can you order?" I'll send it to you tomorrow. ”
Lin Yuan took the menu and asked, "Why are you so good to me all of a sudden?" ”
Ma Laohei smiled and said, "Lin Shuai won't mention this matter again......"
Lin Yuan didn't want to say much when he saw Ma Laohei, so he didn't ask much, picked up the pen and ordered a few dishes on the menu, and returned them to Ma Laohei, Ma Laohei smiled and said, "You rest early, and you can order anything at any time." ”
Lin Yuan was puzzled, so he had to fall asleep, and he didn't know how long it had been, when he heard the sound of chaotic footsteps outside the cell, Lin Yuan opened his eyes, and saw Ma Laohei standing at the door, and without waiting to speak, he heard Ma Laohei turn around and shout: "Lin Shuai is awake, come in and serve." ”
Lin Yuan looked in the direction of Ma Laohei's head, and saw a group of women coming over, all of them in their twenties, although they were not the country's natural fragrance, but they had the charm of a young girl, Lin Yuan looked at Ma Laohei and asked in surprise: "How did you get a woman into a cell?" ”
Ma Laohei smiled: "What is a woman? As long as you have money and power, I can get you anything! After saying that, he opened the cell door and said to the women, "Don't go in and serve yet." ”
The girls replied "yes" and walked into the cell, Lin Yuan saw this: some of these girls were holding basins, some were holding towels and soap, and two carried a bucket of hot water, and the last two even carried a toilet with a tiger skin cushion, and the girls put their things in the cell, and one girl even stood by the toilet with a tissue paper.
The more Lin Yuan looked at it, the more confused he became, and said to Ma Laohei: "What are they going to do?" ”
Ma Laohei hurriedly said: "Our jailers are all rough benzene men, and we are afraid that we will not serve the adults well, so we found these little girls, they used to serve the big officials, because the official master was convicted, they came out, and we found them, they can serve people." ”
After Ma Laohei finished speaking, he pointed at the girls and said, "Some of them can clean your face, and some can comb your hair." Speaking of this, Ma Laohei pointed to the girl holding the paper next to the toilet with his hand, and said: "My lord, you are done, she can help you ......" Lin Yuan only felt goosebumps all over his body when he heard this, and thought to himself: "Those high-ranking officials of the Qing court, even this kind of thing has to be done by girls!" ”
Lin Yuan's goosebumps haven't gone down yet, and he heard Ma Laohei say: "These are ordinary appearances, so I can only serve you to wash your face and go to the toilet, and there are some good postures, and they will be sent to warm your bed at night, if you want to stay at night, you don't have to get up by yourself, they can use their mouths to help you continue ......"
When Lin Yuan heard this, he hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Stop, stop!" Say no more, I'll have breakfast later! ”
Ma Laohei smiled: "What is this? Several officials I know have done this, okay, let's not talk about it, you wash up, I'll have breakfast brought to you when it's over. After saying that, he left, Lin Yuan politely invited the girls out, and when they finished washing, Ma Laohei asked people to serve breakfast again, and the lunch menu came with breakfast.
Lin Yuan finished ordering the lunch menu, and his heart was even more confused, he didn't know why Ma Laohei was so good to him, and when Lin Yuan finished eating lunch in a daze, Ma Laohei sent two more menus, Lin Yuan asked: "What is the menu for Lu this time?" ”
Ma Laohei smiled: "One is for dinner, and one is for afternoon tea!" ”
Lin Yuan thought to himself: "Afternoon tea is what Westerners love to drink, usually drinking tea and eating cakes, where did Ma Laohei know about it?" So Lin Yuan asked, "Do you still know about afternoon tea?" ”
Ma Laohei smiled: "I have dealt with foreigners, I know a little more, you can draw quickly." Lin Yuan reluctantly drew the menu, so he enjoyed afternoon tea and dinner, and at eight o'clock in the evening, Ma Laohei even sent a supper, and there was a shy girl who came with the supper!
Ma Laohei pushed the girl into the cell door, locked the cell door outside, pointed to Lin Yuan's bed with his hand, and said, "Go and cover the heat!" After speaking, he smiled at Lin Yuan and said, "This is a virgin, don't use too much force, she can't stand it." ”
Lin Yuan thought in his heart: "Five meals a day, and I will send beautiful women at night!" Is this prison the happiest prison in the world? Then he saw that the girl had already got into the quilt, and shyly took her coat and pants out of the quilt, hugged the quilt to her chest, exposed her snow-white shoulders, bowed her head and said nothing, and let her long black hair cover her face.
Lin Yuan walked in front of the girl, and just wanted the girl to raise her head, but suddenly heard the girl make a strange "cluck" sound, Lin Yuan hurriedly asked, "Girl, what's wrong with you?" ”