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Xu Hao returned to the inner house, worried about the princess and her party, and did not return to the Spring Protection Hall, but went to the red pavilion on the top of the mountain nearby.

Walking up the stairs through the snow, you have to be careful with every step, and there are plum trees blooming everywhere, crystal clear.

Among the sisters, only Cuiliu has never married, and has been silently accompanying her for many years, and Xu Hao has always held an apology in her heart.

When he arrived at the top of the mountain, a gust of wind suddenly blew outside the courtyard, with a pungent fragrance, Xu Hao walked in, only to see the green window half-open, Cuiliu wearing a lake-colored Luo shirt, wearing a Wenjun Cui skirt, picked up dipterocarp in the house, and burned it in the golden-bird tail incense burner.

In an instant, the cigarette smoke filled, as if a fairy loomed. Cuiliu spotted him and smiled, "Come on." ”

Xu Hao took off his boots and walked into the back room, a black landscape screen on one side, a red Luo circle gold miscellaneous embroidered tent was hung on it, and a red low stool was lined up, with two pairs of embroidered shoes, bent like lotus petals.

The front of the house is more than a zhang wide, and a picture of two Qiao side by side is hung on the east wall, and a picture of a beautiful woman combing her hair is hung on the west wall. Under the wall, there are two rhino tables, one for the four treasures of the study, one for the comb and other items, and a small vase with a plum branch.

The barefoot Cuiliu brought a warm towel and took out the coat, Xu Hao admired the two words on the bookcase: "The deep courtyard locks Cuifang, and the three-star shines on the cave room." Suddenly, he had to follow the example of Luanhuang, and the complaint under the candle was still unfinished, and he opened the embroidered tent and undressed his clothes. The new willow is not rubbed yellow, and the branches are frost-resistant. The whisper in the ear frequently pays the instructions, and the old things are good to discuss. ”

"Little pity the water red, Wenjun is in the embroidery room. Thirst is like a song to seek a phoenix. This evening is harmonious clouds and rain, peach waves rise, wet clothes. Since then, the cicada has faded yellow, and the hibiscus has seen frost. The sea vows and the mountain alliance are forgotten, and the two think carefully. ”

As for what the two poems are about, it can only be understood and unspeakable.

Suddenly, Xu Miaojin, who was wearing a single coat, also walked out barefoot, pretending to be surprised and asked, "Didn't you rest?" Why did you come here? ”

Xu Hao said: "My mouth was very thirsty, and I couldn't find tea everywhere, so I came up." ”

"I'll pour tea." Cuiliu hurriedly walked out.

"Good thirst?" Xu Miaojin turned around the brother and sister, and joked at the candlestick: "Are you romantic? ”

"The spring silkworm is dead to the end. The candle began to dry with tears. Xu Hao said casually.

Xu Miaojin sneered: "Then Li Yishan is a prodigal son." ”

Xu Hao sat down and said with a smile: "People have the same heart, the same heart, I am not a good thing." ”

"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you."

Xu Miaojin didn't care about the bare shoulders of the incense, sat not far away, stroked the heavenly wind around the piano, tuned the strings slightly, and played it with a dingdong dong.

The aftermath lingered, Xu Hao listened with his eyes slightly closed, this situation. Or can only be understood and unspeakable!

At the same time, in the painting appreciation building, the crown princess Hu Shi read: "The first rat is busy, turn left." ”

Jiaxing raised a glass and drank. said: "I'm turning right, what's the matter on the snail horn." ”

Hu Shi was slightly stunned, didn't have time to think, and reluctantly drank a glass of wine. Angry: "Why did my aunt turn right?" I'm already drunk. Well, serving the country in danger once brushed the tiger's whiskers, and I can't provoke you. I had to turn right. ”

Seeing Ripple raising his cup with a smile, Hu Shi hurriedly said: "You are so kind, can't it be a few of us to play?" ”

"Okay, I'll spare you for now." Ripple ate the wine, "Yingying Gu Rabbit Autumn Sanwu, turn right." ”

"The head of the Double Dragon Sword Palace." Xiangyue looked left and right, Hu hurriedly begged for mercy, and she smiled and said, "It's okay to turn right." ”

Xiao Yezi saw that the crown princess drank several glasses of wine in a row, worried that she would not be able to support it, and also said: "I also turned right to make a living for the sake of peace." ”

"Okay!" Sun Wangyue was not happy, and her eyes rolled, "You are willing to pour the tiger character couplet into me, and besides, I drank too much, so I'll tell you a joke, everyone breathe a sigh of relief." ”

"You say, you say."

"I'm afraid of indecency." Sun Wangyue covered her mouth and smiled, "A room full of yellow flower girls." ”

Ripple said, "Don't be afraid! We are studying abroad, what kind of jokes have we not heard? Just don't be too explicit. ”

"I know." Sun Wangyue slowly shook the golden cup in her hand, "There is a scholar who spends candle night in the cave room, and he is going to divorce his wife the next day." The woman's family naturally did not follow and sued the government.

The official asked the bridegroom, 'I see that she is fine, why did she divorce?' The bridegroom replied, "She is halfway there, fearing that she will not be able to have children in the future, so he does not want her." ’

Everyone else was puzzled, but the official slapped the table and shouted, 'Not bad, not bad!' That's right, [University] said it, yes, it's harmful, and the reason why the family is not even. ’”

Seeing that everyone was smiling, Sun Wangyue proudly divided the wine evenly, and said, "Baima River Hanshu Shadow Seat, turn right." ”

Everyone drank wine, Jiaqing drank two glasses in a row, took a bite of food and pressed it, and said: "Where is the world not sheep intestines, well, I also turn right." ”

Hu sighed softly, didn't say anything, picked up the cup and drank it all.

Xiao Yezi looked at this scene, and the rumor that the secret prince was in love with Mochizuki was indeed true, which made Jiaxing faintly stammering with her, and even offended the princess. And the crown princess was also in a depressed mood because of this, and after getting drunk, the wine was dry, and her true temperament was revealed, and she was obviously borrowing wine to drown her sorrows.

At this time, I saw Hu Shi with peach blossoms on his face, and said with a smile: "The apes on both sides of the strait can't stop crying, turn left." ”

Jiaxing glanced at Sun Wangyue with a bitter face and said, "I drank two cups in a row, and they came to pour me again." Alas! I'll read a silk chicken man to report the dawn chip, turn right. ”

Sun Wangyue showed a smug smile and said: "I pronounced the word monkey and the word ape before, but after all, I was reluctant, this word dog and pig must be read in this word, and it is not allowed to replace it with words such as dog and dolphin." ”

"There are heroes who sell pulp and slaughter dogs."

Who knew that Hu Shi said it immediately, and it was not difficult for her at all, Hu Shi raised his hand and rubbed his temples, "I use jokes for bars, but I don't know how to tell them, I often hear Qingyue next to me like to talk about it, and ask her to say one on my behalf." ”

Qingyue said: "The slave is originally from Huzhou, Zhejiang, and we all grow water lings in the Huzhou River, called Lingtang, and the Lingtang is most afraid of turtles and snakes, which will make the water muddy." The rhombus does not grow vigorously. There was a villager who made a living by planting lings, and one day he went into the city to visit his relatives.

Relatives asked him, 'Is Lingtang good?' The villagers didn't understand this title, so they thought they were asking Lingtang and replied, 'What's the good?' There were many turtles, and they were noisy, and now they were thin garbage. ’”

Except for Sun Wangyue, everyone else laughed, but also pointed out, "It's not funny if you talk too much, it's not a village." ”

Sun Wangyue, who came prepared, saw that the crown princess was very knowledgeable. Relying on their status, everyone has to salute three points, and said: "That's it, it's not interesting at all." I said that there are three real treasures in the world, and everyone guesses which three? ”

Jiaxing immediately guessed: "Heaven, earth, people." ”

"No, a drink." Sun Wangyue glanced at the ripples, and the ripples said, "The sun, the moon, and the stars." ”

"No, it's fine."

Hu said: "Land, people, politics? ”

"It's not." Sun Wangyue suddenly laughed.

The three girls had no choice but to drink a cup each, Xu Xiangyue said: "Jingxing, Qingyue, Phoenix." ”

Sun Wangyue said: "Jingxing and Phoenix are vying for the first time. How to add a celebratory cloud? The penalty should be doubled. ”

Seeing this, Xiangyue shook her head, and had to drink two cups, Xiao Yezi said: "This is too marginal, you have to ask people to have a source to think of." ”

"Okay." Sun Wangyue pointed at everyone. "It's related to you and me."

"Yes." Hu Shi suddenly, "It must be talent, learning, and knowledge." ”

"No, please." Sun Wangyue was triumphant.

Xiao Yezi said: "Knowledge, benevolence, and courage." ”

"No, drink." Sun Wangyue's smile became brighter and brighter.

This couldn't help but arouse the curiosity and competitiveness of the women. Looking at each other, Ripple said: "Loyalty, filial piety, and festival? ”

Sun Wangyue said: "What's more, there is a missing word." The penalty is doubled. ”

"That's weird." Ripple said again: "Is it a beauty, a talent, or a famous general?" ”

"No, another drink"

A maid couldn't help but say: "Eager to learn, practice, and shameful." ”

Hu Shi and Jiaxing shook their heads at the same time and said: "This is knowledge, benevolence, and courage, naturally not." ”

No one guessed correctly, so they could only admit punishment and drink, Xiangyue suddenly pointed to her sideburns and said, "Yes, gold, pearls, and jade are both treasures and us." ”

Sun Wangyue smiled: "No, drink." ”

Xiangyue took a drink speechlessly, "We have all been punished, so please come and pronounce the order." ”

Sun Wangyue said proudly: "Usually you all have a good mouth, but you are not knowledgeable, these are two common sayings, His Royal Highness often teases me, hehe, he said that there are three real treasures in the world, tight, hard eggs, thin buttocks." ”

"Phew!" Everyone spatted a few times at the same time, crying and laughing one by one, but Hu's expression darkened, obviously this was the boudoir pleasure between her husband and Sun Wangyue.

Jiaxing said suspiciously: "This is what everyone has, how is it a baby?" ”

Sun Wangyue looked like a person who had come over, and explained with a smile: "The reason why it is called treasure is because of these words, if it is not tight, hard, thin and light, it is not a treasure." ”

Seeing that the more she spoke, the more unspeakable she became, Hu Shi shouted, "Damn! Do you still have to explain it in detail, regardless of decency? ”

"Sisters, what's the matter?" Sun Wangyue looked disappreciative.

Xiangyue suddenly said: "I also have it, courtesy, righteousness, and honesty." ”

Xiao Yezi said lightly: "Yes, the word 'shame' can be deleted recently." ”

Jiaxing was worried that Sun Wangyue would not be able to come to the stage, so he hurriedly said: "I'll tell you a joke." There was a gentleman who was the most pedantic. On the day of his sitting, the host hosted a banquet for him, and the first course was a plate of venison as usual.

The gentleman smiled and said, "Beautiful, this is the flesh of you." ’

The second bowl was a goose, and the gentleman said, 'Beautiful, this meat is also here.' ’

Then he said, 'Beautiful, this baa meat too.' ’

When the chicken was served again, he smiled and said, 'Beautiful, this glue meat is also good.' 'Very satisfied.

Fifth, there was no food at home, so the wife of the owner thought that there was a plate of dog meat, and she had not eaten it for many days, so she simply brought it to the table.

Who knew that the dog meat forgot to put salt when it was cooked, and after a long time, it was already stinky. The gentleman tasted it, frowned, and said, "This stinky and rotten, completely tasteless thing, I don't know what it is, forgive me for the flesh of the moon." ’”

Everyone clapped their hands and laughed, and the ripples pointed at Sun Wangyue, "I asked you to let us punish the wine, because she made it so interesting." (My novel "Ordinary Bright Days" will have more fresh content on the official WeChat platform, and there will also be a 100% lottery gift for everyone!) Open WeChat now, click on the "+" sign in the upper right corner to "add friends", search for the official account "qdread" and follow, hurry up! (To be continued......)