That's it... They don't eat, so there's no poop either...

Stool tests are not available.

So Su Yang saw Xiaodi's red face when he reported to him, and couldn't help but think of some people on Douyin who said: It hurts to think that such a beautiful young lady has to go to the toilet.

Kindness... Your beautiful young lady really doesn't need to go to the toilet.

In addition to Xiao Di and Xiao Chi, other small monsters also did an examination. But all of them are very far from humans.

Xiao Ha didn't say poop, there was no blood, and the X-ray passed, and there was nothing, and he was the first to be passed.

Sanque and Gollum are similar, and after the two of them examined their bodies, they are all made of plants, which is very different from humans.

Even the closest thing to a humanoid is that of a human, her bones and knives are one, as if four knives have grown out of her bones.

That's it, her blood test is completely different from humans.

Su Yang didn't know if it was because she hadn't evolved enough, or if it was for some reason.

After completing the examination, Su Yang was much more relieved, and the health certificate seemed to be fine.

As for what to do with the poop...

Su Yang went to replace him. Anyway, the health certificate has never been too strict, and no one will wait at the door of the toilet.

As long as there are no problems with X-rays and blood draws, then there are no problems.

Thinking of this, Su Yang called his father, saying that he had a friend who was a black household and wanted to apply for household registration, see if he could find a relationship in the village and register it.

After Su Yang's father heard this, he asked Su Yang a little worriedly, "Isn't your friend indiscriminate?" ”

Su Yang smiled and said, "Don't worry, Dad." It's just that I got lost back then, and I have been begging in the city. In recent years, I have also found a job. ”

Su's father said suspiciously that he would help Su Yang go to the village party secretary to ask.

Su Yang knew his father's character, although he was not very relieved, but saying so meant that he would do it.

Hanging up the phone, Xiao Chi found Su Yang, and he looked sad, "Lord Su Yang, the landlord is here again tonight." ”

Su Yang asked, "Did he recognize you?" ”

Koike shook his head, "He was a little skeptical, but I said it was my brother, so he didn't take it to heart." ”

Su Yang asked, "Or is it about the rent?" ”

Xiao Chi nodded, "This time he said it more ruthlessly, saying that if the rent is not raised, he will go to the court to sue us!" ”

Su Yang frowned, "Sue us?" Sue us for what? ”

Koike said, "He said that the price we signed was lower than the market price, and he was coaxed into signing it, so the contract is not counted!" He would ask the court to void the contract. ”

Su Yang pondered for a moment, "You don't have to worry about it, I'll talk to the landlord tomorrow." ”

...

The next day, Su Yang called the landlord and asked him to chat with him, and the landlord was very excited when he heard Su Yang's voice and agreed.

The two made an appointment at noon at a café near the school.

When the time came, Su Yang came to the café, but the landlord had not yet arrived.

Su Yang ordered a cup of coffee and waited while drinking.

Half an hour after the agreed time, the landlord was late.

The landlord is an old man in his fifties with an authentic Modu accent, but no, it's hard to say, after all, for Modu, too many outsiders speak better dialects than locals.

Seeing Su Yang, the landlord said with a smile, "Xiao Su is here." Oops, I've been looking for you for a long time, but I haven't been able to find you. ”

Su Yang replied softly or hard, "Uncle Fang also has my contact information, if you want to contact us, make a phone call directly." ”

The landlord paused for a moment, then patted his head, "Oh, hey, you see that I'm old, my brain just can't work, I forgot about it." ”

Su Yang smiled and motioned for him to sit down, "Uncle Fang, Ming people don't say secret words. What do you think about our store? ”

The landlord's face was full of embarrassment, "Oh, I don't think much of it, I just feel that the rent was going to be lower." ”

Su Yang took out the contract, "Our contract in black and white is here, and you also signed it at that time, so it's not good to break the contract like this." ”

The landlord smashed his mouth, "Xiao Su." Although I signed it, I signed it for you at a rent much lower than the market price, and I may not have been in a sober state at the time, so it is legally permissible to talk about it. ”

Su Yang frowned. At that time, when he was talking to the landlord about the rent, he did use his primary mouth cannon ability to fool a few words, and the landlord was not strong-willed, so it was about 10% cheaper. (Chapter 166)

But if it's a lot cheaper, or the landlord doesn't know, it's, and the landlord is about to bow down to himself that day!

Su Yang's fingers tapped lightly on the back of the sofa chair, and after half a sound, he asked, "How much rent does Uncle Fang plan to raise?" ”

The landlord smiled and said, "I don't ask for much, just give it to me according to the market." Before, I gave you 6,000 a month's rent, but now you can give me 12,000. ”

"Twelve thousand?!" Su Yang was stunned, "Uncle Fang, aren't you crazy?" The market price in your place is 12,000? ”

The landlord smiled and said, "yes." You see, I happen to be near the university town, and at the east gate of Modu University. Absolute commercial location. ”

"And," said the landlord in a whisper, "I've got a lot of money there." You see that you have just moved in for half a month, and it is directly on fire. How prosperous this is. Right! ”

Su yang:...

Wang, Wang's fart!

That's all my own hard work to do video promotion!

Seeing Su Yang's unmoved look, the landlord leaned back on the sofa and said coldly, "In my place, many bubble tea shops now look very red-eyed, and they all rent them at three times the price." Don't be fooled. ”

Su Yang looked at the landlord's expression, his heart was full of disgust, this kind of landlord who lies on small businesses and sucks blood on ordinary people is the most disgusting.

If you make some money from trading, you will increase the rent, and if the salary rises slightly, the rent will also increase.

Su Yang remembers a post on the Internet, saying that he worked in a big city, and paid rent for one-third to one-half of the money he earned.

Rent is rising faster than wages!

But now Su Yang needs time to "develop", the video of the monster family has just started, the milk tea shop has just flourished, Su Yang has a bunch of things to do, and he can't keep talking with the landlord, so he can only turn on the mouth cannon ability and start bargaining.

Go up, don't go too far! When you have passed these two months, you can buy a store house directly, and you will cry when the time comes!

In the end, under Su Yang's three-inch tongue, Su Yang's rent rose from 6,000 to 8,000.

Su Yang found that sure enough, people's willpower will affect the effect of the mouth cannon ability, and last time he easily asked the landlord to reduce the rent by 10%, but this time he turned on the intermediate mouth cannon ability, and after talking for two minutes, he couldn't talk about it anymore.

8000 is 8000, Su Yang admitted.

After signing the supplementary contract, too lazy to look at the landlord's ugly face, Su Yang walked out of the café.

When I got home, Su Yang was still sulking, and Wang Dong's call came, "Mr. Su, Junqing is urging you over there, and I have always wanted to meet you, I can't stand the pressure." ”

Su Yang said, "If there is anything that can't stand this, you just reply directly and say that you can't see it, and you won't talk about it!" We don't have much to work with, so don't worry about them! ”

After hanging up the phone, Su Yang went to the bathroom to take a cold shower to dispel his irritability.

lost more than 10,000 yuan in vain, Su Yang was really uneasy, he wanted to rush to the landlord's house in the middle of the night and bring him a brick!

As a result, the next day, Sunday, something that Su Yang couldn't stand even more came to come.

In the evening, when he returned home, Xiao Chi said to Su Yang with a gloomy face, "Lord Su Yang, the landlord is here again, or is he talking about raising the rent, this time he is even more excessive, and he also started to drive our guests." If it weren't for the end of work, our store wouldn't be able to do it! ”

Su Yang frowned, "Going over to make trouble again?!" Didn't you just talk about it yesterday at noon! ”

At this moment, the phone rang in the room, and Su Yang summoned the interface to see that it was the intermediary of the previous agency company.

Su Yang picked it up, and the voice of the intermediary came, "Mr. Su, someone from the Market Supervision and Administration Bureau is going to inspect you tomorrow, and I notified you today, I forgot to tell you." ”

Su yang:???

The notice of the big weekend says that there is a check on the day? How does it feel wrong!