Volume 4 wants to compare West Lake to Xizi Chapter 395 Ji Gang's happy life
"Lord Qianhu, I have no grievances with you, why do you want to harm me several times?" Wang Xian looked at Ji Song with an unbearable face, and said softly: "Don't you know how to write the dead word?" β
"Spare my life, I'm just acting on orders," the more he was so kind to Yan Yue, the more creepy Ji Song became, plus the guards on the side, there he smiled and waved the horsewhip, which frightened Ji Song like chaff and said: "I can't help myself, I can't help myself."
"On whose orders?" Wang Xian said lightly.
"Naturally, it's my uncle's." Ji Song said and looked at Wang Xian's face, and whispered: "It is better to settle the grievances than to settle the knot, it is better for the adults to let me go, and I will make peace for you and my uncle"
"Your uncle listens to you?" Wang Xian smiled noncommittally.
"Of course, listen to ......," Ji Song said busily.
"Just like you?" Wang Xian laughed and said: "Ji Dudu has already let people be destroyed, I don't know how many times"
"Well, my uncle sometimes listens to me" Seeing that he was despised, Ji Song hurriedly explained: "Adults may not know the truth, my uncle has no son so far, and has always raised me at home, and he is ready to let me inherit the heir incense if there is no movement in the past two years."
"Oh?" Wang Xian was overjoyed in his heart, but said coldly on his face: "You didn't lie to me? β
"Of course not" Ji Song shook his head vigorously and said: "Although this matter is not publicized, there are still many people in the capital who know about it." β
"Where do I go to check for a while?" Wang Xian shook his head and sighed: "In this way, if you tell me about your uncle, if you are really his adopted son, you must be very familiar with his big and small affairs, whether it is true or not, I will know it as soon as I hear it."
"That's no problem," Ji Song nodded vigorously, "What do you want to hear?" β
"Whatever you want." Wang Xian smiled and ordered: "On the last table of wine and food, Ji Qianhu and I chatted while drinking." β
"Thank you, sir." Ji Song was flattered, and hurriedly searched his intestines and scraped his belly, recalling the bits and pieces of Ji Gang.
The wine and food came up quickly, the dish was burned by a famous chef in Hangzhou, and the wine was a sweet but easily intoxicating Lanling wine tulip, the two drank each other, and after a few glasses of wine, Ji Song opened the chatterbox:
"Speaking of my uncle, that's really a legend, jīng is riding shè, excellent in martial arts, and is also familiar with the scriptures and history, and does a good article, that is called a civil and military Shuangquan Hongwu years for all students, because of the promotion of Xunzi's imperial learning, was expelled from the teacher. After a few years, in the Jianwen period, when the Yongle Emperor's army passed through my hometown of Su'an, my uncle realized that the opportunity to show what he had learned had arrived, so he risked his life to seize Jinshang's mount and asked to join the army to serve. I am comfortable and brave today, and I am skilled in bows and horses, and I immediately accepted him as a personal soldier under the tent, and then followed the southern and northern wars of Jinshang, and made great achievements, and sat on the throne of the commander of the Jinyi Guard after the success of Jingnan......"
"Everyone knows these things, let's talk about something new." Wang Xian suddenly spilled the wine in the cup on the ground, and frowned.
"Yes, yes," Ji Song hurriedly shrunk his neck and said: "Actually, the reason why my uncle was expelled from school was because he slept with the concubine of a Confucian professor, and the Xun Dao naturally wanted to drive him out of the city. β
"What about the concubine?" Wang Xian gossiped and asked.
"My uncle asked him to get that little concubine to the capital, although she is already a, but my uncle still accepts her as a concubine."
"I didn't expect Ji Dudu to be a person of great affection......" Wang Xian said lightly.
"Hehe," Ji Song laughed when he heard this: "I can't talk about love, it's just more than more pairs of chopsticks to eat, my uncle and concubine are like clouds, and I haven't touched her again at all." β
"I have heard for a long time that Ji Du Du is born and is unparalleled, and he is really the idol of men in the world" Wang Xian sighed with envy, raised his glass and said: "Come, respect Ji Dudu"
"This is true," Ji Song swallowed a few glasses of Lanling wine, the whole person was already dizzy, his mouth couldn't help loosening, and he also showed a confused expression: "My uncle's woman, that is really charming and beautiful, and the harem of the emperor Lao Tzu can't be compared."
"I don't believe that." Wang Xian said disapprerovingly: "The emperor's women, but the show girls selected from all provinces across the country, it is said that there are also beauties from Goryeo and Annam, when it comes to enjoying the beauties of the world, who can compare to the emperor?" β
"You're a layman," Ji Song said with a smile: "Do you know who is the emperor's beauty pageant?" β
"It should be a eunuch in the palace." Wang Xian thought about it.
"You only know one thing but you don't know the other," Ji Song said with a smile: "It's true that the eunuch is responsible on the surface, but can you do it without Jinyiwei to review the family background?" So this list of show girls has to be repeated by my uncle" said yΓn smiled and said: "Hehe, you know ......"
"Oh," Wang Xian said with a look of surprise, "Could it be that the governor of Ji dares to pluck the feathers of the geese?" This is a crime of deception
"You don't understand, my uncle is like this, others can't find the slightest fault" Ji Song was drunk, and he couldn't control his mouth at all: "You think, the beauties sent from all over the country have two thousand at a time, but less than a thousand people can enter the palace after the most canon." Whoever goes and who stays, there is a big flower here. Every time they censored, Zhuang Jing's gang would secretly pay attention to those stunning beauties, and then ...... for various reasons It's like having a bad family background, and their father and brother have something to do with Jianwenyu's party, etc., any reason can get them off the list. But for his family, he only said that he had been elected to the palace. Anyway, as soon as they entered the palace gate, it was as deep as the sea, and there was nowhere to verify it at home. I don't know that their daughter has become my uncle's concubine."
"I see, I didn't expect the emperor to be able to eat the soup" Wang Xian was really eye-opening, and said with heartfelt emotion: "How many beauties does your uncle have?" β
"Who knows?" Ji Song shook his head and said, "If there are not five hundred, there are three hundred, I'm afraid even he doesn't know the Dao ......."
"With so many women, can Ji Dudu be busy?" Wang Xian gossiped and asked.
"Hehe, of course I'm too busy." Ji Song shook his head and said. "My uncle is covered in iron, and how many nails can he make? The wolf has more meat and less meat, and the wolf has more meat and less meat."
"Aren't you afraid that those women can't bear the loneliness, red apricots out of the wall or something?" Wang Xian asked again.
"Originally, there was indeed a matter where the concubine couldn't stand it and had a relationship with the family, but what did my uncle eat? He is the governor of Jinyiwei," Ji Song said proudly: "He asked my aunts to monitor each other, and those who expose the whistleblower can be promoted through meritorious service, and the benefits are not endless, so soon someone exposed the ugly deeds of the pair of men and women, and my uncle killed two people alive in the mansion, so that everyone in the mansion saw the end for three whole days......"
After such a long time, thinking of that scene, Ji Song was still nauseous, and almost vomited out the wine and food he had eaten, Wang Xian was busy asking the maid to massage him, but he couldn't let him stop eating at this time.
Jiangnan Girl's soft and boneless little hands pressed on her body, Ji Song felt like a hot bath on a cold day, and wanted to moan comfortably, seeing that he returned to a dizzy state, Wang Xian continued to ask: "This kind of deterrence should be very effective?" β
"Of course, it really scared those women," Ji Song nodded: "But my uncle knows people's hearts best, and he only remembers eating and not fighting, so in order to never suffer in the future, he expelled all the men in the house, and castrated hundreds of children from good families, serving him left and right, so that he is the only man in the back house, and naturally no one will cuckold him again." β
"That's just like the emperor." Wang Xian sighed and gave the maid a look. The maid wrapped around Ji Song like a snake, and Ji Qianhu's body was half crispy, and he kneaded it when he touched the maid's little hand. Wang Xian then asked again: "What do you mean when you just said that his concubine can be promoted through meritorious service?" β
The so-called wine sè misleads people, Wang Xian came to a two-pronged approach, Ji Song, the second ancestor, completely knew everything: "My uncle's back house is also the same as the palace, there is a set of grades. From the main palace lady to the concubine, concubine, concubine, Jieyu, beauty, talent...... There are a total of nine grades and eighteen grades, and the higher the grade, the higher the enjoyment in all aspects. When you reach the level of concubines, you have your own mansion, dozens of people are serving, and the monthly money of a thousand taels of silver is more nourishing than the concubines in the palace."
"Ji Dudu is really the same as the emperor" Wang Xian sighed, "A man has a life like this, even if it is worth a thousand cuts"
"That's right, what's the difference between my uncle and the emperor? Let me tell you a secret, a few years ago, King Jin and King Wu were raided for their crimes, and my uncle copied the gold and jade jewelry, among which there were several sets of prince's crown clothes, my uncle buckled it and did not hand it over, and then often closed the door, served the crown, sat high and placed the wine, ordered the children to play music and Fengzhen, and shouted long live. The utensils and household items used in ordinary times are also the same as the emperor's regulations, what do you say is the difference between my uncle and the emperor? β
"It really doesn't make a difference." Wang Xian said slowly: "But the expenses are also too big?" β
"Of course, it's not an exaggeration to say that it costs a thousand dollars." Ji Song nodded.
"And where does the money come from?" Wang Xian said strangely: "Although the capital of the Jinyi Wei Governor is not low, it can't cover the expenses of a few days?" β
"Of course," Ji Song said with a naΓ―ve look: "Don't talk about my uncle, even I can't spend my own money."
"Then how does your uncle make money?" Wang Xian asked curiously.
"There are too many ways." Ji Song said: "It's too many to count." β
"Just a few."
"For example, those chamberlains and ministers who were sent to prison became my uncle's cash cow, and if he wanted to survive in it, he had to pay for his life every day. Don't hear people say how terrible the edict is, in fact, money can make ghosts grind, as long as you are willing to spend money, you can spend all your time in it. Moreover, my uncle will also promise those who are bound to die, help them to intercede with the emperor, and forgive their sins. But when the extortion reaches the point of bankruptcy, they will be beheaded in the city."
Wang Xianxin said that this product is really black-hearted, and sighed: "It's not easy to make money like this." β
"Yes, it's still good when the melons and vines were copied back then, it's just rì into ten thousand gold, and most of my uncle's family wealth was accumulated at that time." Ji Song said: "But it's also simple now, but all officials have been doing it for a long time, which one is not an unsightly deed?" What is my uncle? The handles of the hundred officials are all in his hands, and he knocks on the bamboo pole casually, and the local officials and the officials in the court have to obediently send money."