Chapter 481: Fart General

Act of God! Qin Feng single-handedly caused a natural disaster!

The mudslide, which could not be resisted by manpower, washed away the cottage of the Gongsun army on the mountainside, and also washed away the camp of the Qin army under the mountain.

When the mudslide washed away the camp of Qin Feng, it had no strength and disappeared on the endless plain. The flat ground was covered with thick bubbling mud, and the remains of the camp tents and the corpses of soldiers were wrapped in them, showing the domineering nature of these muds.

The sky was beautiful, the clouds and rain dispersed, and the sun showed a long-lost smile.

In the face of natural disasters, in order to survive, people burst out with all their potential. 20,000 Gongsun soldiers ran wildly and got out of great trouble. Panting, they were regrouped together by their lord Sun Zhan.

Opposite the Gongsun Army, Qin Feng also gathered thousands of Qin Army soldiers to line up.

Gongsun Zhan looked at the huge Qin army camp that was also destroyed under the torrent, and not a single soldier ran out, he shouted excitedly: "Qin Zijin, your more than 100,000 troops all died in this torrent!" I still have people in Quang Ninh, what else do you have! What else do you have! Hahahaha....... ”

Qin Feng smiled and turned the big gun in his hand, the soldiers who followed him down the mountain were already a little exhausted from fighting bravely to kill the enemy, so he didn't want these soldiers to risk killing the enemy again. In order to wait for the appearance of his own brigade, Qin Feng delayed the time and said with a smile: "Don't be too happy, there is a saying that goes...... ”

Qin Feng was silent when he said this.

Guan Jing, the strategist of the Gongsun army on the opposite side, hurriedly said: "Lord, Qin Zijin has sharp teeth, and it has always been said that the dead do not pay for their lives, so you must not talk to him more. ”

However, Gongsun Chan had a different idea. He still had 20,000 horses, but he was also short of horses. He also thought about delaying time, and said in his heart that the people who were waiting for me had recovered their strength. 20,000 people killing you 1,000 is not a piece of cake. So, Gongsun Chan said: "How do you say it? ”

Qin Feng smiled: "Don't look at your fun today, you will pull the list immediately." ”

"Huh?" Gongsun Chan was stunned when he heard this, and he didn't understand what it meant for a while. He asked Guan Jing, "What does Qin Zijin mean?" ”

Guan Jing was suddenly embarrassed and said, "I don't know, maybe it's the dialect and colloquialism of that place." ”

Gongsun Zan thought that it must not be easy to say, and said angrily: "Qin Zijin, make it clear." ”

This is a classic quote from later generations. Qin Feng was too lazy to explain to this heroic man who was also counted in the Eastern Han Dynasty, so he said nonsense: "You jump up and down, be careful to run and have diarrhea." ”

"Hmm!" Gongsun Chan was stunned, and at this moment, he felt a pain in his stomach and let out a fart with a poof. The surrounding Gongsun Chan soldiers changed their color when they heard it.

"Wow!" Xu Chu was suddenly shocked, and shouted: "Lord, this guy is really thin." Feed. Pull pants in no! ”

Gongsun Zhan didn't expect things to be so strange, and as soon as the hateful Qin Zijin finished speaking, he farted himself! He blushed instantly.

The soldiers under his command didn't expect the lord to fart on such a solemn occasion, could it be that he was scared? Morale suddenly dropped by half.

It turned out that Gongsun Chan was caught a cold in the rain. Only then did he fart, and he just said he wanted to explain. Poof, I couldn't help but fart again. Suddenly. The morale of the soldiers of the Gongsun Army was completely lost in the sound of fart.

"Lord, don't ......." Guan Jing reminded awkwardly.

Qin Feng laughed. And left and right said: "Throughout the ages, the general who farted before the battle. This person is the only one! ”

"Fart general, for you alone. Gongsun fart, fart Gongsun! The soldiers of the Qin army laughed and shouted.

Gongsun Zhan's face was pale, he knew that his reputation was finished because of these two farts, his heart was crying, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into. He was annoyed and angry, "Only by killing Qin Zijin can you save your reputation!" He roared and said: "Qin Zijin, today is either you die or I die, the whole army assaults, assaults!" ”

The lord is embarrassed by his fart, and he has no face as a soldier. Seeing that there were few people on the other side, only a thousand people, Gongsun Jun raised his sword and spear with the same hatred of the enemy.

In fact, Gongsun Chan also thought so, he saw that Qin Feng only had a thousand people left, and vowed to kill Qin Feng even if he chased and killed thousands of miles. "The whole army, the ......."

At this moment, a cannon rang out, and a large army was killed from the left rear. Another cannon rang out, and another large army was killed from the right rear.

"Changshan Zhao Zilong is here!"

"Yanmen Zhang Wenyuan is here!"

"Hejian Zhang Junyi is here!"

"Hedong Xu Gongming is here!"

The four Qin army tiger generals led more than 100,000 troops to surround Gongsun Zhan's 20,000 horses.

In the midst of the loud bang, the frightened Gongsun Army soldiers actually fell to the ground with weapons in their hands.

Gongsun Zhan's face changed greatly, and he said, "How is it possible, Qin Zijin, your army is not in the camp?" ”

Before Qin Feng could speak, Dian Wei on the side couldn't help but mutter: "Idiot, this torrent was formed by the head of my family digging a pit on the mountain, and the garrison under the mountain has already been notified. I Lao Dian dug a pit of more than 100 meters by himself, Gongsun Zhan, you have to thank me Lao Dian! ”

Qin Feng smiled on the side: "Thank you for what!" ”

"Hey......." Seeing the lord asking, Dian Wei scratched his head in embarrassment, and said, "Drown a lot of soldiers." ”

Gongsun Chan listened to the pair of monarchs and ministers singing and harmonizing, his face was white at first, then green, and finally turned purple, and his nostrils were panting. Only then did he know that the flash flood was caused by Qin Feng digging a pit on the mountain to store water. Thinking that more than 20,000 of his own people were drowned in this way, the good shape shì was in vain. Gongsun Zhan was furious and shouted, "Qin Zijin, you ...... You are despicable and shameless, you actually dig a pit on the top of a mountain! ”

Qin Feng has dug countless pits in his life, and I don't know how many people have fallen into it, what is it to dig a pit on the mountain. He said coldly: "Gongsun Zhan, this qiē is all caused by you, and you forced me." ”

Gongsun Zhan's face twitched when he heard this, and he deeply regretted that if he hadn't invaded Youzhou, there would have been no such ending. "Surrender!" The thought only crossed his mind for a second, and then it was snuffed out. He is a tyrant, the former overlord of the north. and successfully re-emerged in Liaodong, he will never allow himself to become a coward who surrenders to survive.

"Come on, Qin Zijin, fight today. My grandson Chan is dead! Gongsun Chan slowly raised the lance in his hand.

The Qin army fought a series of battles and wiped out Gongsun Zhan's 150,000 army. It's also a lot of losses. Now the army of 170,000 is under the command of six tiger generals. surrounded the last 20,000 men of Gongsun Zhan.

At this moment, Qin Feng relied on an artificial mudslide to turn the tables from adversity and completely occupied an absolute advantage. "Kill Gongsun Zhan, and then subdue Liaodong County, Xuansu County, Lelang County, and Daifang County, these four counties east of the Liao River, the entire Youzhou is under control!"

Qin Feng raised the True Martial Taiji Spear in his hand and pointed it towards the sky, the sharp tip of the spear emitting a golden glow in the sunlight. The soldiers concentrated, clenched their weapons in their hands, and looked at the remnants of the Gongsun Army with bloodthirsty eyes.

Rumbling iron hooves. The 20,000 cavalry of the Qin army were moving towards Qin Feng's weaker main formation.

Guan Jing, the strategist of the Gongsun Army, was pale at the moment, he never thought that the surrounded Gongsun Zhan would not say that he was looking for a chance to break through, as if he was going to fight hard. The 20,000 remnants of the army have no chance of winning against the 170,000 tiger and wolf Qin army, and there are all eggs under the nest! Especially a civil official like him, I am afraid that one of them will die at the hands of the other party.

Guan Jing was heartbroken because of this, and hurriedly persuaded him: "Lord, lord!" Don't fight hard! ”

Gongsun Zhan, who was holding a long lance, glanced at him coldly.

In order to survive, Guan Jing made a brain teaser. suddenly thought of a little, and hurriedly said: "Lord, now that August is more than halfway through, it will be winter in more than a month." The Qin army went on an expedition of thousands of miles. Logistics is difficult. As long as he persists until winter, Qin Zijin will definitely retreat. And you also have four counties in Liaodong, with a population of ...... million. ”

Gongsun Chan has four counties in his hands. Millions of people. It only takes time to recruit troops, and it will be restored. "A chance to dominate the world. There are still ......! He figured it out and nodded slightly.

Guan Jing was overjoyed. Wiping the sweat from his forehead, he whispered: "Lord, Qin Feng's current strength is weak, and when he rushes out in one go, he will let these soldiers block the footsteps ......of the Qin army." ”

Abandon the pawn to protect the handsome! So Gongsun Chan shouted: "Brothers, the brutal Qin army will not give us a chance. If you want to survive, you have to rely on the knives and guns in your hands. Kill Qin Zijin, you can return to your hometown and see your wife and children again. Let the brutal Qin Feng see the martial arts of our Liaodong men. Assault, assault! ”

"Kill Qin Feng and return to your hometown!" In order to survive, the 20,000 soldiers of the Gongsun Army shouted slogans and launched a crazy charge towards Qin Feng's main formation.

Qin Feng had no fear, he rotated the big gun in his hand, pointed angrily at the front of the enemy soldiers, and shouted: "Use the blood of the enemy to pay tribute to the people who died in Youzhou." Destroy these abominable aggressors, blood for blood, tooth for tooth. Beat the drums, charge! ”

The rumbling drum reverberates in the heavens and the earth.

Looking down from the sky, the seventeen Qin army formations around the Gongsun army marched in an orderly manner. The footsteps and horses' hooves stepped on the dust that covered the sky and the sun, and rolled towards the Gongsun army in the center in eight directions.

In the time of a stick of incense, under the powerful offensive of the Qin army, the 20,000 Gongsun army was annihilated.

Because Qin Feng's main formation was backed by Guangning Mountain, the debris of the mudslide was muddy all over the place, and it was too late to arrange the army for a while.

At the cost of abandoning 20,000 soldiers, Gongsun Chan rushed out from this direction. More than 100 horsemen bypassed the large army of the Qin army and fled.

After the Qin army cleaned up the battlefield, the camp was re-established.

Qin Feng won a complete victory, and with joy, he gathered in the big tent to discuss matters.

"The Lord is safe and sound, it is really a blessing for the north and the world!" Xu Shu and Jia Xu sighed.

Although the process was extremely dangerous, it finally succeeded in eliminating Gongsun Zhan's 150,000 army. Qin Feng was originally very happy, but suddenly remembered something, he was shocked, got up and hurriedly said: "Two military advisors, how is the grain and grass camp!" ”

Jia Xu hurriedly said: "Don't worry, the grain and grass camp caught fire by accident, and only two granaries were burned, and the loss was within the bearable range, and it will not affect our army's expedition." ”

Qin Feng breathed a sigh of relief, but he sat back in his position angrily, and said coldly: "How can there be an accident in the grain and grass land, it must be a dereliction of duty on the garrison." Xu Huang! ”

"The last general!" Xu Huang hurriedly came out of the ranks, turned over and bowed down, and said: "Lord, it is Xu Huang's dereliction of duty, please punish the lord." ”

In Qin Feng's view, Xu Huang is a general who is sophisticated and steady, and the fire must not be caused by his own mistakes, but by his subordinates. Qin Feng thought that he must severely punish the specific perpetrators, and he was giving Xu Huang a punishment for not being strict. He asked, "Tell me, what the hell is going on, who caused the misfire?" ”

The generals and the two military advisors in the tent suddenly turned strange when they saw the lord asking about the perpetrator. (To be continued......)

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