Ma Yu has two classmates of Guozijian, one is called Zhao Hua and the other is called Tie Bo, the two have grown up together since childhood, they have been classmates from Mongolia to university, and the two families are family friendships.

When they were young, they were almost inseparable, and when they grew up, they each married their daughters-in-law, and they were just as close.

How good is it? For example, when you come to my house, you will sit at the same table with your sister-in-law and eat when you have a meal, and you don't need to shy away from talking and laughing. This may not be much in the homes of ordinary people, but scholars have always paid the most attention to the defense of men and women, and such a relationship is the so-called friendship of the family.

On this day's party, Tie Boyin first went to the suburbs, rushed back and then found Zhao Hua.

The Zhao family is a poor family, a small courtyard, surrounded by bamboo ponds, and the layout is very elegant. Mrs. Zhao was washing clothes at home, and on a cold day, she was sitting on the bluestone by the pool, her head down, carrying a mallet in her hand, and banging on it.

In this situation, Tie Bo had a flash of inspiration, and remembered the interesting story he heard, that is, Xu Wen teased Zhang Hui, the problem is that he only knows the first half and does not know the second half, and he likes to beg for money the most.

Zhao Niangzi didn't know that someone was coming, and she lowered her head to work, and suddenly Tie Bo appeared in front of her and shouted, "Sister-in-law, is my brother at home?" ”

If it was her husband's other friends, Zhao Niangzi would naturally get up and answer in a hurry, or hurriedly avoid it, and naturally she didn't need to do this to Tie Bo, she was still sitting on the bluestone and said, "Aren't you going to know the text today?" Went out early. ”

"Then I'll go." Tie Bo turned around and left with a grin, and when he arrived at the meeting place, Ma Yu and the others invited him to sit down.

And Tie Bo was drinking and grinning at Zhao Hua. Zhao Hua asked, "What are you laughing at?" Did you encounter something proud? Let's hear it. ”

"There's no other way to be proud." Tie Bo looked playful, "It's just the right time to go to your house, proud of my sister-in-law's cold buttocks-eyes, it's really natural." ”

Ma Yu was stunned when he heard this, and everyone instantly burst into laughter. They all laughed and scolded: "Lao Tie is here to trick people again." ”

Zhao Hua doesn't know the origin of the allusion, because Tie Bo can go in and out of his house at will, and he is very familiar with his wife, plus he has a little more money than his own house, it is difficult to ensure that he uses what delicious and fun to please his wife, and he has been in love for a long time.

At this moment, Zhao Hua was uneasy, and Ma Yu wanted to explain, because it involved the face of the powerful. I'll talk about it when I get back to myself.

Who knew that Zhao Hua soon couldn't sit still, hurriedly said goodbye to his classmates, and ran to the house in one go.

Zhao Niangzi was drying clothes in the yard, and Zhao Hua stepped forward angrily and asked, "Let me ask you, is Lao Tie here?" ”

Zhao Niangzi said: "Come, I said you were not at home, and he left." ”

Zhao Hua said suspiciously: "It's strange, since you left immediately, why did you say that?" Strange. It's weird. ”

Seeing her husband talking to herself, Mrs. Zhao became suspicious, guessing that it must be Tie Bo's guy who said lightly again, and pulled her husband and asked, "What did he say?" It must not be a good word. ”

Zhao Hua sighed: "He was in front of his friends just now. It's too suspicious to say that you are cold underneath, what kind of face do I have to be? ”

Zhao Niangzi's face suddenly changed, and she scolded: "Short-lived Tie Bo." He has always chewed his tongue behind his back, and he saw me sitting on the bluestone by the pool pounding my clothes, so he said this. I walked away with a wicked smile. This is your first best friend, and he didn't hesitate to slander me to tease you, and now that your wife is famous, you should thank him, what are you doing with your sullen feelings? ”

Zhao Hua was speechless, his wife's reaction obviously didn't do anything to be sorry for herself, and she was annoyed that Tie Bo was speechless, and she was thinking about revenge.

A few days later, in Guozijian's teacher exam, Zhao Hua ranked first, and Tie Bo was negligent in studying after Qiu Yu because of his absurd personality, and he actually took the fifth class.

On weekdays, he laughs at others, but this time he made a fool of himself, and his classmates walked around with teasing expressions, making him sit in his seat, ashamed and depressed.

Zhao Hua's eyes rolled, and he took the opportunity to persuade: "Exams are impermanent, and many talented people often encounter such setbacks before they become jinshi. Brother, you are open-minded, how can you learn to be pedantic? Let's go out for a walk, and I'll treat you to a drink." ”

Forcibly pulled Tie Bo out, first ordered wine and food in a tavern, Tie Bo has always been good at drinking, and he was in a bad mood and accompanied by a confidant, and he was a little drunk when the wine was dry.

Zhao Hua took advantage of his wine, and dragged him to Yichun Fang Shop, and bought a lot of aphrodisiacs at any cost, and also bought two Mr. Jiao.

Zhao Hua said: "Half of this medicine is our family, and Mr. Jiao will also take one of them, hide it on his body and take it home." When the time is right, as a thing for fun, it is also regarded as our filial piety as husbands, and presumably the ladies will happily accept it. ”

The drunken Tie Bo relapsed and teased: "Shiyun, punish widows, as for brothers." How can a brother not be avoided? ”

This is the article "The Matter of Qi Huan Jin Wen", which is punished by widows, and as for brothers, they are punished by the royal family. It means to set an example for his wife first, and then let his brother learn from himself, and then govern a family and a country well.

Zhao Hua said with a smile: "Mr. Jiao, this thing is brittle when it comes to wind, and if it is brittle, it is not good, so it must be hidden on the waist with medicine and protected by the heating on the person." In this way, it will be gentle and cute, and both men and women will find it interesting. Do you hide it? I'm going to wrap it around my waist in a sweat towel anyway. ”

Tie Bo scratched his head and said, "I have a belly pocket inside, and I hide it in the belly pocket, is it okay?" ”

"The belly pocket is naturally better, you are more thoughtful than I thought." Zhao Hua deliberately praised it, helped him hide the things close to him at the moment, and instructed: "Don't accidentally fall out and make people laugh." ”

Tiebo nodded, "I remember." ”

The two of them talked and walked home, and after walking for a while, Zhao Hua suddenly frowned and said: "How did I forget that there is no rice at home, there is a relative's house in front, I will go over to borrow some rice and grain first, you go back by yourself, see you tomorrow." ”

"Good!" Tie Boxin thought it was true, and walked away step by step.

Here, Zhao Hua took a shortcut and ran to Tie's house first, and said to his parents: "Oh no, Ling Lang failed the exam, and he was afraid that he would be blamed by his parents when he went home, so he secretly bought a sharp knife and hid it on his body, saying that he wanted to kill himself if it didn't go well." When he comes back, Tie Bo, you must search for it first, in case it happens. ”

Tie Yuanwai was very stunned, very grateful to Zhao Hua, after Zhao Hua left, the old man was so anxious that he leaned against the door and looked, and when he saw his son coming back slowly, he rushed over and grabbed his arms, and shouted: "My son, don't look for short-sightedness, your mother and I won't blame you, take out the things quickly." ”

Originally, Tie Bo was ashamed because he didn't do well in the exam, and he hid something unsightly on his body again, for fear of showing his ugliness in public, so he was so anxious that his face was flushed, and he pressed his waist tightly, and kept shouting: "Nothing, really nothing." ”

Seeing that his son was so nervous, the iron officer was even more convinced that Zhao Hua's words were true, and shouted anxiously: "Old woman, daughter-in-law, come out to help!" ”

Such a family of three was in a hurry, just on the street in front of the house, the parents hugged Tie Bo's body, and the wife broke her husband's hand, touched her waist, and pinched a hard thing.

"Here, sure enough, there's a hilt." The wife shouted in disarray.

Pedestrians and neighbors surrounded him, Tie Bo was shocked, and suddenly broke free, but how could he beat the enthusiastic neighbors?

In order to save the lives of the great young people, the big guy is really united, working together, hugging people, grabbing limbs, pulling hands, and undressing.

Because of the cold weather, I wore a lot of effort, and the layers were uncovered, revealing the belly pocket that was close to the meat, and two treasures were found out of the pocket, both wrapped in white paper.

What are they? There is gold that does not change, the bed is full of Jiaojiao, and the yang lock powder helps all night; There is also a hard thing, white, like hollowed-out asparagus, which expands when heated, and the physical principle is almost the same as that of a 'pencil'.

The lady of the Tie family opened the paper bag in public, and suddenly felt bored, and knew that her husband bought it for herself without asking, her face was hot, and she hurriedly threw it on the ground.

There was a little girl who didn't understand, so she picked it up and put it on her finger, and said, "Don't search it, Tie Xianggong bought a small stick." ”

Everyone looked at Tie Bo, whose face was flushed, and laughed, making the Iron Lady so annoyed and funny, she snatched it and turned around and left.

The rest of the medicines, red red, white white, yellow yellow, the children thought they were candy, squatted on the ground and scrambled for it, and the adults were busy scolding them.

As for the Tie family's parents, they were already stunned, and scolded: "Unadulterated brute, it turned out to be so profligate in the Guozijian, no wonder you got an inferior exam, how can you still have the heart to study and make articles?" You brute, I'll kill you today. ”

Tie Bo had no choice but to bow down and fight because of the conclusive evidence, and he didn't dare to argue. Zhao Hua hid from a distance and watched this scene, secretly proud, and said with a smile: "You deserve it." ”

For several days, Tie Bo was punished by his parents every day, and he was miserable. He also regarded Zhao Hua as a savior, thinking of asking him to help persuade his parents, so he said to his daughter-in-law: "Why didn't the brother of the Zhao family come to see me?" Please go and ask him to save me. ”

The Iron Lady pouted and said: "He came to sue Sù Daddy that day, saying that you hid a knife and wanted to kill yourself, so Daddy had to search your body and make such a big joke, this is your best friend, he can't talk about it, he talks about the east and west, and it makes our family discord, and you still expect him to save you?" ”

Tie Bo understood everything now, and Zhao Hua deliberately set a trap to retaliate against himself step by step, and the two had a grudge from then on, and their friendship ended here.

Therefore, the ancients said that the friendship between gentlemen is like water, and the friendship between villains is like lacquer.

Even if you are a good friend, you have to pay attention to proportions when you speak, especially when it comes to topics related to your wife and daughter, or your husband's boyfriend, you must be cautious.

Don't think that if you are a friend, you can make fun of his family unscrupulously, otherwise it will be just a loss of friends, for fear of causing an accident, and regretting it! (To be continued......)