Chapter 523: Prime Minister of the Imperial Ditch
Grandma Sang's face came out without light, and she was embarrassed, so she used Xu Hao as an excuse to get out of the city decently.
Tilting his head and calling loudly, not beware of a small section of ice mirror on the side of the road, two little feet stained with snow and meeting the ice can be imagined, and he slipped along and fell to the ground on his back.
The fall was firm, the back of the head shook the ice, and Grandma Sang lay on the ground and fainted.
Yuan's girl brought a snack over, and saw Grandma Sang lying on the ground, her hair scattered, and a golden hairpin fell beside her. His face was pale, his eyes were closed, and his nose was slightly humming.
The girl hurriedly shouted loudly, which immediately alarmed Zhu Qiaoqiao and them, leaving Mu Ningxue in the house, and the others ran out of the yard.
After a long time, Grandma Sang eased up and shouted, "Oops, oops, I've been killed." ”
It's like she's falling apart all over her body, and as soon as people help her, she screams like a pig, maybe she has pulled her muscles.
Seeing this, Wang Xuanqing said: "I'll go get some medicine, just eat it, sit and don't move." ”
Zhu Qiaoqiao said: "What name?" I told the girls, tell them to pick it up, and you're not afraid of falling when you run around? After speaking, Heng Mei pointed at Xiangling and them, "There are also snow scenes for viewing, but why don't you clean up the road you have to pass?" It's okay to fall Grandma Sang today, what if Ming'er falls again, how can other grandmothers get it? What if it's pregnant? ”
Not to mention that she reprimanded Daoxiangju and others, Wang Xuanqing instructed his girl: "Take two pills from the second layer of the small glass bottle of the bookcase by the window in the suite, be careful not to fall." ”
The maid flew away with her skirt, Wang Xuanqing looked at the confused grandmother Tong, and said seriously: "There is one more thing to prepare, and when the medicine comes, it will be good to mix with boiling water." ”
Zhong put on his mink cloak and asked, "What is it?" ”
Wang Xuanqing said: "I want a teacup of children's poop." ”
Zhong Shi was stunned and turned his head away, laughing vigorously. And Yuan smiled: "If it is a mother and child." I'm going to have a few pots soon. If it's a boy, the master in the house has to be willing to do it. ”
Zhu Qiaoqiao couldn't help but laugh when she heard it, and said: "Her mouth is getting more and more mean, what kind of male and female nonsense." ”
Yuan pointed to Zhong's stomach and said, "She probably has a little son in her belly, you take off your pants and pee, this is a serious passing boy." ”
Zhong blushed and smiled and stretched out his hand to hit, and scolded with a smile: "I beat you to death, it's really slippery." ”
Yuan ran away with a smile, and Wang Xuanqing smiled when he heard this: "Grandma Yuan has more child feces in her belly." ”
Yuan said: "The second grandmother is the one who specializes in raising children, and she will say to the old lady tomorrow." Send you to do a quilt inspection. ”
They were laughing here, the girl took the medicine, Wang Xuanqing took it and saw that it was good, and he didn't want to offend Grandma Sang too much, so he said: "If there is no child, use rice wine, there is no ready-made in the house, go and get it." ”
Xiangling said: "Yes, I'll get it." ”
After a while, Xiangling came with a wine jug. Wang Xuanqing called to heat the wine, slowly mixed the pills with rice wine in a tea bowl, and asked the girl to hand it to Grandma Sang to drink, and asked the mother-in-law to carry the person home.
The words are divided into two ends. The three brothers of the Wu family are still continuing to talk nonsense, Tang Fugui shook his head and said: "The emperor, the imperial court is also in the palace." The ditch, the ditch of Ouchi. These two words are rich and fresh. Isn't that wonderful? The three of us will be the prime minister of the palace together. Yao Xianggong gets together with us every day, and we can't leave him behind, and let him go into the ditch. So everyone has fun every day. Brother, my idea is that there are three Guanyin temples on the top of the mountain. ”
Yang Ji smiled and asked, "What do you say?" ”
Tang Fugui smiled and said: "This is called Gao Miao, Gao Temple, Gao Temple!" ”
Yang Ji was overjoyed and said: "You can figure it out, it's really a novel word, it can be described as wonderful and beyond words." ”
Wu Siwen said: "Although the elder brother is willing to be a little friend, his foolishness is not in Si'er. ”
Yang Ji said unhappily: "Our good brothers, there are officials sitting together and horses riding together, so naturally we should be of the same heart." Why does the virtuous brother have other intentions? ”
Wu Siwen said: "The younger brother is already a person who has made armor, if there is a time to get lucky in the future, wouldn't it be glorious and glorious?" ”
Tang Fugui said: "The second brother is really calculating, I will also buy a person to do tomorrow like my brother, so Shengding Jia, and Yuanzhi, in the future, it will be about the same as that Situ." ”
Wu Siwen said dissatisfiedly: "The words of the virtuous brother are ridiculous! If a person who is a scholar is a scholar and becomes famous, how can he sell it? ”
Tang Fugui smiled and said, "Second brother, my good brother, are you still hiding it from me?" In the middle of your year, how many people were dissatisfied with the promotion of talents and talents, and they hit the Gongyuan and then the officials. At that time, I joined in the fun and followed, and the adults in the official department were annoyed and called for people, and I was arrested as a show because I was wearing a pair of red shoes.
It's a shame that someone recognizes me and says that this is Tong Million, a big white ding who doesn't recognize a big character, what do you do with him? That's when he let me run home. Do you know why I remember it so clearly? It was I who lost a shoe in a panic, and my grandmother suspected that I had done something bad outside, and I was in a hurry to drop my shoe, and she wanted to break my legs with a mallet, but I begged again and again to distinguish it, and I was scolded for several days.
So it's something I saw with my own eyes, second brother, you also spent a few bucks that day. If you want to sell it in the imperial examination year, you are an old connoisseur, and if the price is cheap, you can buy one for me? Brother, I stand up decently, and I also fight for some glory on the faces of my two brothers. ”
Yao Yuan said: "I'm afraid that Master Tang has misunderstood, that year the imperial court ordered the world to recommend talents, so someone recommended Master Wu." And with the great talent of Master Wu, taking the champion is like picking up mustard, not to mention lifting people to enter the army? ”
Wu Siwen said proudly: "Yes, there is a child." That is, it is like the wife of Qiliang who cries and the cry of her husband, not because of me, but for the second and third sons. ”
Yang Ji said: "Don't fight, everyone is really a Jinshi, and if it is also a Jinshi, let's gossip." In ancient times, there was not a saying that was good, "no red dress, vulgar people", we must have a famous prostitute joke in this banquet to wake up the spleen. Otherwise, the four of us will take the wine and drink it like a rat hole, and there will be no fun at all. ”
Tang Fugui and Wu Siwen immediately felt itchy, in fact, they have money to go to the Qinglou? However, one is afraid that his wife will die, the other is famous, and they are all worried that they will be cheated of money, and the price of famous prostitutes is expensive.
In fact, Yang Ji is also afraid of his wife, but his heart is vicious and absurd, and his wife can't stop him, and said: "It's not bad to meet 'meat clip scissors' Xia Jin'er last month, but I touched her body, and there were a few bayberry beans, so I didn't dare to mess with her." ”
Tang Fugui asked curiously: "Brother, what is the name of 'meat clip scissors'?" ”
Yang Ji said with a smile: "Her thing is said to be tight and interesting, and she has practiced locking skills since she was a child, so people gave her this mixed name." ”
Tang Fugui said with interest: "My old Tang has never seen any women, but I think the bottom of the woman is loose like a leather bag, how can there be such a tight thing?" Even if there is, aren't you afraid of being caught in two? ”
Yang Ji smiled: "Where is it so powerful, it's just an analogy." Which woman's have you seen like a leather pocket? ”
Tang Fugui had only seen his wife in his life, so he naturally didn't want to say it, so he laughed and said, "I'll just ask casually, leave her alone." ”
Everyone thought it was his good look, probably nothing more than the elderly nurse and mother-in-law in the family, Tang Fugui was hungry and didn't choose to eat, so he tacitly laughed.
Yao Yuan asked: "The woman surnamed Yan from Jiangxi has a good life, but the young master only went once, why didn't she go again?" ”
Tang Fugui and Wu Siwen were immediately envious, so they listened to Yang Ji say: "That wife's foundation is big, she is the granddaughter of the third prince of the Yan family in Hongwu's early years, and she came out to pick up guests only when her family was ruined, and she was afraid of being laughed at in her hometown, so she came to Beijing."
It's good to say it's good, but there is a disease of blood collapse, which often attacks, and I feel a little disgusted with her when I am drenched in blood, so I put it away. Recently, there have been many famous prostitutes, are there any talented bitches? ”
A family member said: "I heard that Yongcui Building has a stunning Jinling, but unfortunately the people have disappeared in the past few days, probably because they were ransomed and bought." ”
"It's a pity, it's a pity Yang Ji stomped his feet and sighed.
Another family member said: "The so-called famous prostitutes gather, and there are many customers, who are the pawns of the three religions and nine streams?" How could it be in the eyes of the three masters? The little one is to know that there is a blind girl named Lotus, who was born very standardly, and has a talent to learn, and has just opened the door to welcome guests these days, but she never wants to go out. Or the old men come to her house to play, and the house is considered clean. ”
Wu Siwen happened to have heard the name of the blind aunt, and said: "However, there are words, I have heard his words, but I have not seen his ears." ”
Yao Yuan said: "This lotus also knows the Tao in her later life, she is indeed talented and beautiful, she can be regarded as a famous prostitute of the last generation, and she can accompany the three masters." ”
Yang Ji said happily: "Since it's good, when will we pick it up and play." Although she said that she never went out, she didn't dare not come when she heard that it was us who went to invite. If you dare to take a stand with me, the priest will not fall down the donkey, and he ordered someone to send someone to get a wool rope to put her on. ”
Tang Fugui shouted: "Then what are you waiting for, let's move to the eldest brother's house, and then call Lotus to come over." ”
Yang Ji hurriedly said: "Don't be busy yet! There is one thing that does not hide from the two virtuous brothers, it is true that your sister-in-law is virtuous, but she has a strong temperament, and I dare not provoke her easily. Think that a good man like me who stands up to the sky and the earth is not a person who is afraid of the inside? But everything can't be lifted by a single word, she is reasonable in everything, and I can't help but listen. So I'm afraid of taking someone recklessly, once your sister-in-law is angry, how can I get it? When I discuss it with her first, let's ask for no delay. (To be continued......)