After the election, the audition. What position the queen is, naturally needless to say. This news is tantamount to a depth charge that explodes around all unmarried women in the world.

Depth charges, of course, explode in very deep water, and many strange things are blown up.

It is said that after the news spread in Yedu, it spread to a mountain villa near Yedu.

The owner of this villa is named Fan Jian, who is stingy by nature, but he has money in his family and lives a happy life. Twenty years ago, Fan Jian's wife died in childbirth, leaving behind a big fat girl, Fan Tong. Although Fan Jian is stingy, he loves his wife very much, loves the house and Wu, and loves this daughter very much.

So Fan Jian has never been stingy with his daughter, he eats what he wants, wears what he wants, and is obedient. Due to excessive doting and unrestrained overeating, even Fan Tong became an adult, fat and strong, short-tempered, and his family was restless.

Fan Jian loves his daughter, but he can't stand the perennial toss, and he has always wanted to marry his daughter. However, everyone knows the name of his female tyrannosaurus, who would dare to marry such a daughter-in-law?

On this day, Fan Jian summoned all the account rooms in the study, he pulled the abacus and crackled, pointed to one of the account rooms and frowned: "Hey, why is there a tael of grain missing from your account?" ”

The account room suddenly sweated, and said that the whole world would settle the accounts of the owner with two, and he hurriedly said: "The lesson of the owner is that when you turn around, you will check and correct yourself, and make up for this two in the monthly salary." ”

When Fan Jian heard that he was going to make up for it out of his own pocket, he smiled and said, "It's okay, you have to be careful in the future." ”

"Yes!" The bookkeeper said.

"I'm going to the draft!" At this time, a shout came. The whole Fanjia Villa. Trembling in this earth-shattering shout.

The windows of the study were rattling, and everyone in the room suddenly changed color.

Fan Jian wiped a handful of sweat. Hurriedly packed up the bamboo slips of the accounts and shouted, "Let's go." Be careful with your bookkeeping. ”

After everyone left, Fan Jian also hurriedly left the study, and said that he would leave the villa and take refuge temporarily. However, as soon as he stepped out of the courtyard where the study was located, he felt the bluestone bricks tremble under his feet. I was shocked and turned my head to look......

"Miss, don't go, my lord has something!"

"Get out of here!"

With a snapping sound, Fan Tong flew out with the maid who was blocking him. The maid wept aggrievedly, but did not dare to speak. I got up and went after it.

Fan Tong, who had a huge body, rushed over, his face was tangled together because of the flesh, his eyes were too fat, his eyes couldn't be opened, and he was always slit, and the fat on his body was half a foot thick, layered together, swaying with running. The body of one person blocked the shadows of the three chasing girls behind him.

The humanoid chariot generally galloped forward, and the momentum was invincible.

The ground trembled beneath his feet. Fan Jian's heart and gallbladder suddenly broke down, and he shouted to his own family: "Quick, block Miss!" ”

The family stubbornly pulled up the human wall to block it.

"Ahhh I saw Fan Tong squinting his eyes and shaking his cheeks, hanging his head and slamming on the ground. With a single impact, five sturdy men flew out.

"Call you Miss Rubbish!" Fan Tong chased after him and slapped one by one, and sat on one of them again. I saw the man scream, and the bones in his waist creaked and passed out.

"Wow!"

"Ahh The rest of the family members were violently beaten and flew up by the big slap like a fan. Bang bang bang fell to the ground everywhere, and for a while, he couldn't get up in turmoil.

"Girl!" Fan Jian looked at the mountain-like body. Suddenly, the green face exclaimed, "Daughter, the world is so wonderful, don't be so irritable!" Rest the wrath, rest the wrath! ”

After Fan Tong heard this, he stopped his steps and said to himself: "Life is so wonderful, Miss Ben is so irritable, this is not good, not good!" After repeating this silently a few times, her violent temper reined.

It turned out that Fan Tong had not been able to find his in-laws for many years, mostly because his appearance did not conform to the aesthetic concept. However, Fan Jian loves his daughter, and when his daughter asked why she refused, he only said that it was because of her short temper.

Fan Tong was very angry with himself because of this, so he said that he wanted to get rid of his violent temper, but he couldn't help it every time.

Fan Jian also wanted his daughter to be gentle, so he got an idea from a talented person, which was a mantra, and he recited it silently when he was irritable in order to calm down. The mantra is: "Life is so wonderful, and I'm so grumpy, it's not good, it's not good." ”

Actually, the effect is not very good, but the reading has been long, and it has a certain effect. Fan Tong settled down and said, "Daddy, my daughter is going to the draft!" ”

Fan Jian suddenly sweated like rain, and said hurriedly: "Girl, it's not that your father won't let you go, it's ...... Be....... ”

"Is your daughter pretty?" Fan Tong twisted his waist, pinched the orchid and pointed it to his mouth, and said.

Puff ......, the family members who had just gotten up around saw Fan Tong who was making a flattering gesture, and immediately squirted out breakfast.

Fan Jian wiped his sweat, and said with a pale face: "My daughter is the most beautiful." He kept saying that, albeit against his will. At his request, everyone in the family said the same. This "lady" Fan Tong, who has never been out of the villa, always thinks that she is the most beautiful.

Fan Tong was half a head taller than his father, and his body was more than twice as wide, as if O'Neill was standing in front of the child, holding Fan Jian's hand, the child swayed, and said, "Why can't that daughter go!" ”

Fan Jian was almost shaken apart, "This ......." He glared at the maid behind him, and said in his heart, you girls, you are not optimistic about the young lady, and half of this month's salary will be fined.

"Woo-woo-woo......." Fan Tong knew that today was the last day of the draft registration, so he sprinkled it and rolled on the ground. "If you don't let me go, I'll go on a hunger strike and starve to death!" She just fumbled in her arms, threw out bags of snacks, and threw out more than a dozen catties in a blink of an eye.

"Life is so wonderful, daughters should not be irritable ......." Fan Jian hurriedly said.

"Wonderful fart, if you don't take Miss Ben to the draft, Miss Ben will always be grumpy, grumpy!" Fan Tong kicked his feet in the air, his body shook, and he trembled.

Fan Jian knew that he couldn't hide anymore, so he took Fan Tong to sign up in desperation.

……

The last day of registration for the draft.

The registration point came with an eye-catching rich lady.

"My day, this dare to sign up!"

"Ahh I have a sow at home. Can you also apply? "There are people who come to see the beautiful women at the registration point, and there are many discussions.

"Dare to take Miss Ben and the pig together. Begging! With a crackling sound, Fan Tong suppressed it with a heavyweight. Beat a few men and couldn't parry them.

The officials at the registration office couldn't help but talk when they saw this strange woman. "Look at this waist, it should be thicker than General Xu Chu's ten girth!"

"Look at the ass, if you continue to do this, you will either die or be injured."

"Such a woman must not sign up." The official in charge of the registration finally said to Fan Jian.

Although Fan Jian is stingy, he is very good to his daughter, and he knows that it is difficult for his daughter to register for the name, so he has been prepared. He summoned the director to a secret place and took out a bag of gold.

"How can this be true? Quickly put it away, if not, I will send you to the Yedu Mansion! The director retorted.

"Dare not let Miss Ben sign up, begging for a beating!" When Fan Tong saw that his father's plan failed, he was immediately furious, and his temper came up, and he grabbed the supervisor and slapped him with a big slap.

Fan Jian almost fell to the ground in fright. "No! Life is so wonderful, daughters can't be irritable ......! However, Fan Tong was disdainful, and seeing that the big slap went up, Fan Jian screamed: "I can't sign up!" ”

Whew. The big slap like a fan stopped an inch next to the supervisor's face.

When Fan Tong let go, the official in charge whose face was already pale. Nearly collapsed to the ground. "How can this be justified, how can this be justified!" He shuddered.

The officials at the registration point turned pale. Afraid of the force of the huge Fan Tong, he hurriedly summoned the messengers.

The officials of the Northland are incorruptible. Fan Jian, who has thousands of acres of fertile land at home, knows that this kind of thing has happened again. Looking at the appearance of several officials, he knew that he had no hope for women. However, he still stubbornly scolded: "The state has national laws and family rules, this time the registration, all unmarried women of school age can see it, my daughter is unmarried, the right age, why can't she participate." If you don't allow you to sign up, you're breaking the law. ”

"Pervert the law!" After the director was startled, he said angrily: "Your daughter beat the imperial court officials and obstructed official business!" ”

"Didn't hit it!" Fan Jianyi gritted his teeth and shouted: "If you don't let me sign up, I will go to the black guard to report and report you for bending the law for personal gain!" ”

"That's right! Dare to arrest Miss Ben, let you go to the black-clothed guard prison first! Fan Tong said with a snort.

"Blackguard!" All the officials changed color in unison, and after discussing it with several subordinates, the official in charge immediately discussed it with several subordinates, and found that there were indeed no conditions in the registration rules that could prevent Fan Tong from signing up, so he had no choice but to accept the registration.

……

On February 15 of the third year of Jian'an, the audition was held at the East Grand Theater of Yedu City, which was originally the place where Qin Feng's art troupe performed, and thousands of people were fortunate enough to buy tickets and participate in the audition as an audience.

As the supreme leader, Qin Feng came to the backstage of the Grand Theater to inspect the preparations before the audition began.

In the backyard of the Grand Theater, under the awning covered by the curtain, tens of thousands of beauties gathered. It is really a hundred flowers, fragrant and fragrant, and it is not inferior to the ten thousand flowers. So when Qin Feng came, he was dazzled by a hundred flowers for a while, and he seemed to have the illusion of coming to the interview scene of the art school in the future.

"Wow! It's the prime minister! ”

Someone discovered Qin Feng, so in the midst of a hundred flowers, the beauty hurriedly paid homage.

The beauty in front of him is like a cloud, the ring is fat and thin, there is the posture of sinking fish and falling geese, and there is the appearance of a shy flower in the closed moon. Qin Feng was itching, so he said that he would go up and help a few to show his amiability. But when I thought about the difference between men and women, I still forgot it, so I couldn't help but wave my hand instead.

As a result, the beauty screamed constantly, as if she was a fan of her idol in the future.

"Prime Minister, Prime Minister, look here!" At this time, a rough cry drowned out Baihua's scream.

Qin Feng followed the prestige, and saw a huge figure in a rare open area.

"Wow!" Qin Feng was taken aback, "This ...... There is such a woman to sign up! (To be continued......)

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