Chapter 147: Lao Zhou: I'm 182 tall, tall and handsome (ask for a monthly pass!) )
Sure enough, not long after Su Yang sat down, Xiao Di hummed a song and came to the living room with a small apron.
Seeing Su Yang, she was a little surprised, "Master? Did you wake up so early today? ”
Su Yang nodded, "That's right." Can't sleep. ”
Xiao Di put the dinner plate on the coffee table and asked cutely, "Why?" ”
Su Yang sighed, "I had a dream this morning and dreamed of my breakfast: the omelette flew away. ”
Xiao Di raised his head and looked at Su Yang curiously, "Flew away?" ”
Su Yang, "Yes, it was originally obediently on the plate, but suddenly, it grew two wings, and then it flew and flew, flew and flew, and fell to the ground with a 'snap' sound." ”
Xiao Di: ...
That's a hint, right? This is the master hinting at me, right?
Thinking of this, Xiao Di smiled and picked up the omelette, "Master, I remember that I seem to have forgotten to add sausage to you, you wait a minute, I'll go add sausage to you." ”
"Omelette with sausage, the more you eat, the more fragrant it becomes!"
After saying that, she ran away without a trace.
Su Yang looked at her back, shook his head and smiled: This dead child.
After a while, Xiao Di came to Su Yang with a brand new omelette. Su Yang took it, lowered his head and ate, and asked, "What about the intestines?" ”
Xiao Di looked up at the sky, "Our intestines are gone." ”
This is not a lie, Su Yang did sweep all the food last night, including ham sausages, of course. But looking at Xiao Di's expression, it was obvious that he didn't even look at it, he just fried an egg again...
Su Yang didn't expose it, he finished eating, drank a sip of milk, then put down the bottle and asked Xiaodi, "By the way, how many days can you finish that app?" ”
Xiao Di tilted his head and pondered for a moment, and then said, "Master, if it's fast, it will take about two days." ”
Su Yang nodded, "Then try to do it as soon as possible, this app is not like the first one, which is niche, after it is launched, it is estimated that it can affect many people, and when the time comes, all your chances to add points for the second time should be there." ”
As soon as he heard that he could add points a second time, Xiao Di suddenly raised his hand and saluted, and his small chest was straight, "Obey!" Master! ”
After eating, Su Yang watched Xiaodi finish cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks, and then went to school after washing himself.
He has always been a man, he goes to school on the first day of April, and he will definitely go to school on the last day of April. As for the middle... Ahem. Understands everything. After all, Su Yang didn't delay his studies.
Coming to school, today's first class was Lao Zhou's "Outline of Modern Chinese History", and Su Yang sat in the last row according to his previous habits.
As a result, as soon as he sat down, Lao Zhou beckoned to him on the podium, "Su Yang, come on." ”
Su Yang raised his head a little puzzled, and when he saw Lao Zhou beckoning again, he quickly got up and came to the podium.
When he arrived at the podium, Lao Zhou asked, "Have you forgotten what you promised me?" ”
What was promised? Su Yang was stunned for a moment, and then slapped his head, "Yes, yes, yes!" Look at my memory, Mr. Zhou, you mean the fan club. I'll arrange it for you. ”
Lao Zhou coughed, then lowered his voice and said, "Be quiet." In front of the students, I still have to maintain the image of the teacher. ”
Su Yang looked at his Mediterranean hairstyle, and remembered the nickname that everyone had given him in private. Kindness... Teacher Zhou, it's good if you're happy.
While complaining, Su Yang asked, "But will you be exposed if you add a group?" ”
Lao Zhou glanced at him in surprise, "Trumpet! Now in the Internet era, who doesn't have a trumpet when they come out to mix. I have eight QQs! ”
Teacher Zhou... What the hell are you doing with so many numbers?
Then, Su Yang added Lao Zhou's WeChat account, and then dragged him into Han Yi's fan group.
Seeing that there were new group members, the old members of Han Yi's fan group were more idle, and bubbled, [Yo? Someone new again? Welcome yourself. Everyone is busy. 】
Lao Zhou: ...
He replied, "I'm very happy to join this big family, and I hope everyone can become a family in the future. 】
After Su Yang saw it, he felt... Sure enough, there is a generation gap. It's really old-fashioned.
Few members of the group cared, I guess I feel that Lao Zhou is a little more maverick, after all, Han Yi has fans in the magic capital. Even Li Runze is a fan of Han Yi.
Every time he speaks, he can create a cold group effect, as if he has his own aura.
After Lao Zhou finished speaking, the newcomer receptionist of the fan group spoke, [The newcomer will send a red envelope, or report the three measurements, if you don't report the three measurements, it's okay to blow up a photo. 】
Su Yang secretly said that it was broken, Lao Zhou wouldn't be unable to accept this scale, right? After all, he was in his forties.
As a result, he looked up at Lao Zhou, but Lao Zhou replied excitedly, [182 tall, tall and handsome, he is a sophomore in the College of Liberal Arts, I hope you seniors will give me more advice. 】
Su yang:...
What do you see? One meter eighty-two? Tall and handsome? Su Yang looked at Lao Zhou, who had just reached his shoulder, and the Mediterranean hairstyle, and felt that his three views had collapsed.
In other words, you won't know too much, and you'll be killed, right?
Thinking so, Su Yang raised his head, only to see Lao Zhou looking at him.
Su Yang felt cold and his hair stood on end.
As a result, he didn't expect Lao Zhou to smile at Su Yang, and then lowered his head and sent another WeChat message.
Su Yang hurriedly looked at the group, and Lao Zhou in the group asked, [Are there any students from the College of Arts or the School of Information?] What do you think of Mr. Zhou, who teaches "Outline of Modern and Contemporary History"? 】
At this time, a student from the Faculty of Arts replied, "Old Zhou, is it the Mediterranean? 】
Su Yang looked up at Lao Zhou, who was holding a pen and paper, silently remembering something.
Gotcha, classmate, you're done.
And... Old Zhou, you're too skilled in fishing law enforcement, aren't you? How can it not be once or twice.
But after all, this is his own group, Su Yang still has to think about the group members, he hurriedly said in the group, [What a good teacher Teacher Zhou is. Let's not talk about him. Let's talk about Han Yi. 】
As a result, the student sent a black question mark expression, [Su Yang, didn't you complain about Lao Zhou asking you to write notes a while ago? Why did you change sex today? 】
Su yang:...
When did you complain about Lao Zhou! Don't spew blood!
Su Yang looked up at Lao Zhou, who was smiling at him.
Yes, I didn't save anyone, and I put myself in it.
Su Yang coughed and wanted to explain, but he didn't expect Lao Zhou to pat him on the shoulder, "It's okay." I get it. When we went to school, we would also give our teachers nicknames, or nicknames. To put it bluntly, it's a kind of liking for teachers. ”
Su Yang looked at Lao Zhou's expression that didn't look like a fake, and was a little moved, Lao Zhou was really an open-minded teacher.
As a result, Lao Zhou sighed and said, "However, when I become a teacher, I still feel unhappy when I hear students give me nicknames." So... 5 points will be deducted from your weekday grades. ”
Burst... It's such a twist!
Su Yang felt like he was going to be hurt internally!
After joking, Lao Zhou put away his smile and said to Su Yang, "By the way, Su Yang, do you remember what I told you about my daughter?" ”
Su Yang nodded, "Yes." What's wrong? ”
Speaking of this, Su Yang patted his head again, "Look at my brain, did I forget to sign a photo for you?" ”
Lao Zhou shook his head, "It's not a matter of signing photos." I want you to help my daughter. She's recently... It seems to be getting weirder and weirder. I wanted to talk to her or participate in some parent-child activities, but she didn't want to. You are the president of Han Yi's fan club, and you are close to her age, I was thinking, maybe you and her can have a common language. ”
A fifteen or sixteen-year-old girl...
Su Yang pondered for a while, he is nineteen years old, three years old, and both of them have a generation gap, so it is estimated that they can't communicate anything, right?
Just when Su Yang was thinking like this, a prompt from the system sounded in his mind: Drip, new bronze mission.
Well, familiar recipes, familiar tastes...
But... Do you want to play a different routine?
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