The king of heaven and the tiger are helpless!

He had heard answers like this countless times, what "Pagoda Town River Demon", "Great Sage Town Fan Demon", "Chicken Stewed Mushrooms", "Timo One Meter Five", "You Two Hundred and Five"......

Renovations, and so on.

Although he was very unhappy about encountering the same thing again today, out of respect for Ye Weiming's strength, he still patiently explained: "I am not a bandit, I am a disciple of the Beggar Gang Heavenly King and a Beggar. You don't have to introduce yourself, I know you're a night away, and I've seen you in the live video broadcast of Yanyu Lou Dabi before. ”

"Okay in advance, I didn't mean to sneak up on you just now, it's just that the way you appeared was too chic, and I thought I was attacked by the boss, it was purely a knee-jerk reaction."

The other party's explanation, Ye Weiming was embarrassed to pursue him again.

immediately waved his hand, indicating that it was okay, and then suddenly changed the conversation: "You are also here to participate in the task of recruiting relatives in the martial arts?" ”

"How do you know?" The Heavenly King and the Earth Tiger were stunned for a moment when they heard this, and then immediately suddenly said: "You too?" ”

Ye Weiming nodded: "Since you are here to do a mission, if you don't hurry in, what are you howling here?" ”

When the Heavenly King and the Earth Tiger heard that it was a grievance, he spread his hands helplessly and said, "Do you think I don't want to go in quickly?" But the problem is that I'm going to go in too! ”

"That...... If you promise not to hit me, I'll get closer and tell you, it's too awkward for everyone to stand so far away and shout by the neck. ”

Ye Weiming not only laughed when he heard this: "You have already explained just now, you didn't mean to sneak attack us, why do we want to beat you?" ”

The Heavenly King and the Tiger smiled when he heard this, and walked in a little warily, but he was glad that Ye Weiming had forgotten what he had done in the auction hall and Ye Weiming pretending to be forced to raise the bar.

But in fact, Ye Weiming didn't forget, but he didn't care.

Ye Weiming, in a strict sense, is still relatively magnanimous, and if he has a grudge, he usually reports it on the spot, and he will remember it if he can't repay it.

And at the auction, he and Dao Mei were pressing each other to the ground and rubbing each other from beginning to end, and Ye Weiming really couldn't think of any reason to hold a grudge.

After all, we are all adults, and if we even have to write down this kind of thing, how can we have time to do our own things?

Seeing that Ye Weiming really didn't plan to teach him a lesson, the Heavenly King and the Earth Tiger were finally relieved, so he said with some grievances: "I received a task from the Seventh Duke and came to Peach Blossom Island to participate in the ring competition to recruit relatives. ”

"But just coming to Peach Blossom Island, it took me two days!"

"During the period, I was looking for clues and doing tasks, and I finally found a boatman who was willing to take me over, but I was stopped outside by this peach blossom array."

Looking at the endless peach blossom forest in front of him, the king of heaven and the tiger said helplessly: "It's this peach blossom forest, I have broken back and forth three times, and each time I turned around like a fly in it for an hour, no more, no less, just an hour, and then I found myself back to the place before entering the formation." ”

Ye Weiming nodded slightly when he heard this: "So, how to go to the island is the first test of this task, how to pass the peach blossom array, and how to enter the interior of the peach blossom island is the second test, only after passing these two tests, can you be eligible to participate in the competition to recruit relatives, right?" ”

After speaking, Ye Weiming brought the topic back to the beginning: "Since you can't get in, what are you howling here?" ”

"I call this a mental pollution tactic." The Heavenly King and the Earth Tiger said with a slight expression: "You listen to me singing ugly, right?" That's right! As long as Huang Yaoshi doesn't let me in, I will sing here until he is annoyed and singing until he can't stand it, and then he will naturally let me in. ”

Ye Weiming heard that he not only gave a thumbs up to the anti-attribution period.

I can even think of this method, I have to say, this dude...... Awesome!

The king of heaven and the tiger explained so much to him, of course, he would not just kindly popularize science to him, and after the foreshadowing, he finally said his purpose: "Do you want to be together?" ”

"The three of us can change shifts, so that we can achieve a 24-hour uninterrupted spiritual pollution bombardment."

Ye Weiming hurriedly shook his head and waved his hand: "We can't do such a difficult (lost) and bitter (person) Zhuo (present) absolute (eye) thing, you continue, don't be polite to us." ”

Seeing that he refused to cooperate, the king of heaven and the tiger simply ran to the side to rest.

After all, shouting at the top of his voice for so long is a person who will be tired.

And Xiaoqiao looked at the peach blossom forest in front of him, and said helplessly: "How do we get in?" ”

Of course, Ye Weiming would not pin his hopes on Xiaoqiao's "Qimen Dunjia", so he said very confidently: "Of course, let Huang Yaoshi open the peach blossom array and politely let us in." ”

Hearing Ye Weiming say this, Xiaoqiao immediately relieved himself.

And the Heavenly King and the Tiger who had already run to the side, showed a sneer of disdain on his face, leaned against a reef by the sea, and put on a good show.

After comprehending Huang Yaoshi's softness and hardness, he didn't believe that the evil guy would be so easy to talk to, so he obediently opened the big array and let people in.

At this time, Xiao Qiao had already raised his voice and asked under the prompting of Ye Weiming's private message: "Brother Night, do you have any way to get Huang Yaoshi to open the big array and let us in?" ”

Ye Weiming analyzed very confidently: "Look. We took the task and came here, and Huang Yaoshi must have known that we were already outside the Peach Blossom Array, but he didn't let us in smoothly. I feel that if this matter spreads in the Central Plains Martial Arts, I'm afraid that Huang Yaoshi will not have a face to see people in the future. ”

Xiaoqiao pretended to be strange and continued to cooperate and asked, "How are you going to arrange him?" ”

"What do you mean by choreography?" Ye Weiming was very dissatisfied and corrected: "He doesn't care about this matter, as long as I tell the truth, I can let the entire people in the rivers and lakes know that Huang Yaoshi is a villain who has no promise." ”

Seeing them playing such a pompous double reed, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but hang a playful smile, feeling that this melon had become sweeter unconsciously.

And Xiaoqiao continued to ask: "Then how do you tell the truth?" ”

"It's easy." Ye Weiming said very calmly: "The people who got the Flying Flower Sword Order came to Peach Blossom Island to ask Huang Yaoshi to do something, and Huang Yaoshi relied on the Peach Blossom Array to block people outside and avoid seeing them, so as to evade fulfilling his promise." ”

"Is this a villain?"

"You taste, you taste!"

"Whoa! ......" As soon as Ye Weiming's words fell, the peach blossom forest in front of him and Xiaoqiao suddenly began to move, and the peach tree in front of them moved to the left and right, and in front of the two, a straight passage leading to the interior of the desert island appeared.

At the same time, a slightly dissatisfied voice sounded in the ears of the three people: "You treacherous boy, come in." ”

"Okay!"

After Ye Weiming answered, he directly took the small bridge and walked along the passage towards the interior of Peach Blossom Island.

"I'll go, that's fine!"

The Heavenly King and the Earth Tiger, who were waiting to eat melons, were stunned when they saw this.

But immediately, he realized that this was an opportunity to fool around, so he immediately unfolded his body and rushed towards the entrance where they had entered Peach Blossom Island.

And then......

Crash!

The peach blossom forest, which had been divided into two, merged again, and just before the Heavenly King and the Earth Tiger broke into it, this entrance was firmly blocked again.

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PS: You guessed right, this is the first update of the day.