17. Broken knives can speak

The person who posted this post is a player named "I have a sour smell", LV2.

The question is just about 20 words, full of anger in the world, and it fully reflects the author's dazed and sad feelings about the coming day, so that Huang Zheng senses the quality of a great writer, so he clicked in with the mentality of watching a good show, and after reading it, Huang Zheng realized that the author's experience was ten times more poignant than the problem, and even he couldn't help but feel sympathy.

"I have a sour smell" is a semi-new player who has experienced the world of two dungeons, and was rated as the rookie king by the system due to his excellent interpretation in the first dungeon, after which he was favored by a large guild and became a member of the guild. can be a rookie king, no matter what his skills are, his potential will not be bad, basically he will not die halfway, and becoming a mad player can be said to be a sure victory, and the big guild will take him away, of course, it is also expected to focus on cultivation.

It's just that his skills are too weak, and he didn't have much chance in the last dungeon, but the elite of the guild almost dispatched half of them to loot the prestige in the dungeon, planning to take advantage of this long grass period to take "I have a sour smell" to the free dungeon to brush up...... Although the Rookie King has a three-time usage period, it refers to three official copies, which are converted to one month, and within this month, free copies are not limited.

In other words, you have enough prestige to farm through the free dungeon.

And "I have a sour smell" has the elite of the big guild to bring the brush, and exercise the income bonus of the rookie king, which can clearly obtain greater benefits.

But what he didn't expect was that just when everything was ready and "I have a sour smell" and he was planning to do a good job, he noticed that the rookie king didn't know where to go.

Without the Rookie King, the guild itself will not lose anything, and the prestige laid down this time can be used later, but for "I have a sour smell", he has lost the fastest opportunity to develop, and he will never return the pearl.

At that moment, his heart was about to break.

It is also because of this that there will be the awareness of this post.

Regarding what happened to this player, Huang Zheng was deeply sympathetic, and he also didn't think it was a big deal to see the enthusiasm, so he immediately replied: "Unfortunate landlord, please take advantage of the condolences." ”

"Huh?"

"Uh......"

As soon as Huang Zheng replied, he noticed a bunch of screen swipers below.

"I have a sour smell" didn't seem to know what was going on, and replied to Huang Zheng: "It's my natal year, and they all say that I have bad luck in the year, I didn't believe it at first, but I didn't expect it...... Alas! ”

"Landlord, your newcomer king is gone, are you blind? Look at his ID before replying. "Tips for those who have merits.

I had a sour smell: "A good hand? This ID makes a lot of sense...... Damn, it's you! ”

"Haha, I can be considered aware of it."

"The Lord is here, let's tear it up."

"The former newcomer king and the current newcomer king, the water stickers are torn, and there is a good show to watch......"

"Wait a minute, I'll go get a bag of melon seeds."

A group of onlookers who watched the enthusiasm was not a big deal, and the public was in a hurry.

"How do you know I'm the Rookie King?" Huang Zheng was a little puzzled.

I had a sour smell: "Empty words! Your name is high on the rookie list, even if it turns into Martian, I know it...... Damn, I didn't see it! ”

"I see." Huang Zheng reopened the window, and sure enough, he was the first on the rookie list.

"Don't talk about it, return me to the newcomer king!"

"Alas, landlord, don't be generous, you're already so miserable, if you get angry again, it's not worth it."

"Damn, you're still taunting me!"

"No, I really feel sorry for you."

"Ahhh......hhh I want to kill you! ”

"Why bother, but it's just a newcomer king, instead of complaining about this matter, you might as well go out for a walk, bask in the sun, breathe in the fresh air, and find a girlfriend to watch a movie, and then you will find out...... Sure enough, it's still funny. ”

"Damn!" On the back followed a long list of resentful expressions.

"I have a sour smell" can be imagined at this time, even through the screen can feel his resentment, but the onlookers are happy.

"This rookie king has a bit of meaning."

"Well, it's just too harsh."

"Invisibly play a full-level taunt."

"Yes, please continue your show."

……

Huang Zheng didn't come to perform for people, seeing that there were more and more audiences in the post, Huang Zheng directly withdrew from the forum, and at the same time he saw that there was an extra word +99 in the social column.

"This is new information, why doesn't the system prompt it......" Huang Zheng muttered as he flipped through the social column, and then he knew what information bombardment was, with more than 20 pages of close friend applications and dialog boxes, his eyes were almost dizzying.

Crypto friends?

If there is no need, this kind of thing is not in Huang Zheng's thinking, and he can delete it directly with one click, but he has a little fun in those dialog boxes, but most of them are things that have no nutrients, only one of them is more special.

"Enter our guild, and the premise is yours."

There is a domineering spirit revealed between the lines, as if Long Aotian, Zhao Ritian, and Ye Liangchen are possessed by their souls.

"Who are you?"

"You don't know me?" The other party seemed to be surprised.

"Do I need to know you?"

"I'm Yunkong Building."

"Empty words, it's not like I can't see your ID."

“…… Okay, it seems that you don't pay attention to the leaderboard, so I'll be straightforward, I'm the president of the Cloud Guild, I'm browsing you, and I hope you can enter my guild, provided you can open it casually. ”

Guild in the clouds?

Huang Zheng clicked on the ranking list casually, and he could figure out where this person's domineering originated...... The Cloud Guild is ranked third on the list, and it is clear how strong it is, and as the president of this kind of big guild, of course, it will not be a weak one.

"But why did I want to enter your guild?"

"As you need. Although you are a rookie king and have unlimited potential, potential is not equal to skill, and what you lack most at this time is resources...... I know you're waiting for a price to sell, but I can report back to you, and I can give what other guilds can give, and I can give what other guilds don't. ”

"But you're only in third place."

"Third won't always be third, and they won't necessarily be as modern as me...... I'm not a person who doesn't talk empty words, and my patience is limited, and I say your request, power, status, or woman? I'll be able to send you downstairs at this point. ”

"If you give me the president's throne, I can think about it."

"Hehe, you have a really big appetite."

"No way, the good hand has to stand tall and walk alone."

"So you can't talk?"

"Seems so."

"Best of all, I don't hate cool people. But before I let me remind you, the game space is not as easy as you think, at this time you rejected me, no other guild will dare to contain you in the future, and once a genius dies, it will not be much better than ordinary people. ”

"Then we'll see."

"We'll see."

That's the end of the conversation.

"The fame is great, and any bull, ghost, snake and god will hit it." Huang Zheng shook his head, he knew that he and the Cloud Guild had made a feud. It seems quite unwise to blame a big guild for no reason, but Huang Zheng doesn't care.

As the so-called Ling Yuan is difficult to buy my porridge, he has always begged for only one to be happy with me.

"Forget it, it's eight o'clock, let's have dinner first." After a while, Huang Zheng threw the matter of the Cloud Guild out of the clouds, took out the ingredients from the refrigerator with great interest, and walked towards the kitchen.

Although Huang Zheng said that he didn't have anything serious, he has never been short of money to spend, on the one hand, he is full of food and the whole family is not hungry, on the other hand, he basically does not call takeout, and never goes to the restaurant inside to eat, three meals a day are made by himself, and even sometimes even the ingredients are brought by himself, commonly known as - going out to collect materials.

However, as soon as he walked into the kitchen, Huang Zheng was startled by the scene in front of him.

"I'm grass! Where's my knife? ”

"Where's my fruit knife?"

"Where's my bone cleaver?"

"What about my stainless steel knives imported from the UK?"

"What about the dumb sword I bought on Taobao?"

"Fuck, even the spoon is gone?!"

Huang Zheng was shocked to notice that the iron utensils he used to cook in the kitchen, except for a pot, had really disappeared spotlessly, and the most infuriating thing was that even the dull sword figure he hung on the wall for decoration was gone.

This is a thief, isn't it?

Just for a moment, Huang Zheng objected to this motive, there were a lot of valuable things in his house, but all of them were not in the kitchen, and the notes on the coffee table that cost 80,000 were all in good place, and which thief would put 88,000 don't want it, but instead steal a few knives that are useless?

Moreover, he can see at a glance whether there are thieves in the house.

But since there was no thief, where did the knife go?

Huang Zheng noticed that he really had no clue with his IQ, and he couldn't believe it!

"What the fuck is this supernatural business, what the hell!"

Huang Zheng walked around the room, and his eyes stared straight at the sofa...... Over there, a short knife lay quietly.

There were no rust stains, and the whole body was shiny, which was a little different from his impression, but with some special induction, he could confirm that this brand-new looking short knife was the broken knife he had pulled out of the prize bag not long ago.

But, should this broken knife be thrown on the ground by himself, and where did the rust stains on the blade go?

Huang Zheng rushed forward with an arrow step and held the broken knife in his hand.

That's when something unthinkable happened.

The broken knife trembled slightly, and sure enough, a human voice sounded: "This knife has just eaten some snacks, and it hasn't been digested yet, can you not disturb this knife to rest?" ”

"I'm grass! A knife really spoke?! ”

Even if Huang Zheng is a little dizzy at this time.

"I'm grass! You really understand what Ben Dao is saying?! ”

The broken knife was also stunned.