Chapter 524: Dung Slaughters the City
Outside the three city walls of the east, west and south of the Xianbei Royal City, hundreds of sophisticated large trebuchets worked at the same time. Tens of thousands of bags of dung flew into the city with their mouths down.
It seems that the artificial rain in later generations, the "heavy rain" formed by dozens of tons of manure, will envelop the Xianbei Royal City.
When the "heavy rain" came to the city, the Xianbei soldiers at the head of the city received a baptism of feces in the hesitation.
"Wow, help, help!" The Xianbei soldiers, hiding with their heads covered, are hiding in all directions.
"Help me, a piece of is flowing into my back!" The Xianbei soldiers are looking for help.
"Wow!" I saw a horse manure egg, which fell into the mouth of a screaming soldier. Because of the relationship that fell from the sky, he immediately smashed into the throat. The soldier couldn't see what had fallen, but he could still imagine it. His face turned purple, he couldn't accept such a cruel reality, rolled his eyes, and passed out.
The "heavy rain" caused confusion among the Xianbei soldiers at the head of the city, but the pockets containing the rain did not stop their advance, and they flew over the city and came to the city.
Below the inner city, there were Xianbei people who were ready to assist in the defense, and they didn't know why the soldiers at the head of the city were shouting, and there was no order, so they always waited with the rolling stones and other things.
At this time, they found that the sky was obscured.
"Hey, the clouds are coming!" The people thought about it, and subconsciously raised their heads to the sky.
However, when they looked up at the sky, they were shocked by the countless flying pockets that appeared in front of them. At this moment, in their eyes, the trajectory of the pocket seemed to slow down. Their eyes gradually became confused. Under the confusion, it became a wooden chicken.
However, in fact, the running of the pocket has not slowed down. A large amount of feces resolutely left his last home.
Finally, the first drop of "rain" fell. A Xianbei man who looked up was lucky and was hit in the face. He was startled in his heart, and subconsciously grabbed it, and suddenly his hand was sticky. When he took it to his nose and sniffed it with doubts, his face suddenly turned pale .......
"Wow, a piece of....... You're in luck, hahaha....... The people on the left and right pointed and laughed.
Soon, however, they stopped laughing, and more "raindrops" fell. Crackling. A large amount of dirty, sticky, hard, colorful hit these people. Most of them were hit in the face because they were looking up, some were graffiti on their shoulders, and some were entrenched on top of their heads.
"!"
"Go home and collect your clothes!" The Xianbei people were stunned by the sudden blow, and they spoke bastardly and immediately became confused. He threw away the sassaga rolling stone in his hand and fled in all directions.
Under the blow of dozens of tons of dung rain, there was already chaos inside and outside the Xianbei King City.
At this time, Kebineng had been rescued into the city gate building by his subordinates, and was able to avoid the attack of urine and dung. He stood inside the gate building, looking at the falling dung outside the gate. I couldn't speak for a long time. When it was spread out, he could still see the undigested food particles wrapped inside, which stimulated his nerves fiercely.
His face turned hideous and terrifying.
The guards around him. He didn't look at the heavy rain outside, but focused more eyes on Kebineng's head.
Because at this moment. The top of Kebineng's head was circled three times by a lump with a tip. Compare the standard pegs circling. The guards wanted to remind Kebineng, but Kebineng's hideous face made them ignore this qiē for the time being in horror.
At this moment, Kebineng could hardly believe what was happening outside. He was thinking, thinking about the hundreds of great wars he had experienced in his life. In his opinion, what kind of vicious person could come up with such a despicable and shameless scheme. For him, this is a shame, the greatest shame of his life.
He got up hysterically, and the piece of on his head shook with it, shouting: "Despicable, shameless, it must be Qin Zijin." Only this demon from Han can come up with such a shameful trick, wow! ”
At this time, a guard looked at the piece of on his head, and finally couldn't help it, and cautiously pointed to the top of his head, reminding: "Big ...... Lord, here ....... ”
"Huh?" Kebineng only felt the strangeness on the top of his head at this time, he reached out and touched it, and suddenly his hand was sticky. When he brought the lump of rhubarb to his eyes, his eyes went crazy. And the in his hand, the noble that once stood on the top of the king's head, trembled with the king's trembling palms, as if he was shaking off the glory that his dung clan had never had.
"Wow!" In Kebineng's eyes, this lump of rhubarb seemed to be laughing at him, he screamed, rolled his eyes and fell on his back.
"King!"
"King!"
"Wow, the king was smoked to death by!"
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Outside the city.
Looking at the already chaotic city, he took down the cloth that covered his mouth with relief, and said with a smile: "Big dung slaughters the city, see how Kebi can live!" ”
"No, no......." Qin Feng on the side smiled and said, "This is Yoneda Gong." ”
"Yoneda Ko?" Collapse and Saisan were confused for a while.
Jia Xu hurriedly said on the side: "Yoneda has a total of three characters ...... combined. ”
The epiphany scratched his bald head, and said in his heart that his brother-in-law was no wonder to make a popular song "Luo Shen Fu", he was really a great talent, and he said it so elegantly with a piece of.
Dozens of tons of rice are a lot, but in the projection of more than a hundred large trebuchets, they are quickly consumed.
I saw the gray and neat Xianbei Royal City in the past, and after a few beats in Yoneda, whether it was the head of the city or the outer wall, it had been replaced by colorful colors. The flowers occupy these places, and the undigested grass in the horse manure eggs sways in the wind, exuding a peculiar smell that has been nurtured by the digestive system.
At this moment, the Xianbei soldiers at the head of the city have lost their morale in this unprecedented heavy blow. They stared blankly at the enemy outside the city, bewildered.
Since Yoneda gave it to the Xianbei people, the air on Qin Feng's side was much better. The soldiers took down the cloth that covered their mouths and noses, pointed at the stupid enemy at the head of the city, and laughed. Although this siege is really incredible, as long as it can deal a great blow to the enemy, it is what they like to see.
"Look, look. There were two small grasses on that kid's face, which must have been concentrated by horse manure! ”
"Wow, look. It was strange that the boy had a strip of cloth on his head! ”
A Hun soldier laughed, waved his arms heavily, and said: "Wowhaha, that was pulled by Uncle Ben, Uncle Ben ate a piece by mistake yesterday, and he finally pulled it out when he got up early today!" ”
When the soldiers heard this, they were immediately impressed by the soldier.
At this time, Kebi in the city gate building was rescued by the guards.
"Your Majesty, are you awake......."
"Outside, outside attack...... Stop...... Stopped! The guards looked terrified as they spoke. The heart said that fortunately with the king, there was a city gate tower to hide. However, their eyes couldn't help but focus on Kebineng's body, and they said that the king was really unlucky, and finally he was hit in the head by a piece of.
After Kobi could recall what had just happened, he could barely face the strange gaze of his subordinates.
He frantically got rid of the support of his subordinates, rushed out of the city gate building, and when he came to the city wall, he immediately saw Qin Feng with a brilliant golden helmet outside the city. At this moment, Qin Feng was laughing at Yu Dun and the others, which made Ke Bineng even more crazy. He raised his hand and slammed it on ...... battlement.
With a snap, a piece of flowers entrenched in the battlement splattered under his thick slap. Kebineng's face suddenly turned purple, there was no language in this world to describe his anger, he waved his arm to pick up a piece of flowers, and roared to the city: "Despicable Qin Zijin, you ...... You turtle bastard, you despicable villain, golden-armored rat generation, bastard puppet, shameless thief! You have insulted my ...... so much. ”
Qin Feng chatted online in the future life, he had never seen any vicious language, he rode his horse very calmly and took a few steps, and sneered: "Xiao Kebi, do you know what stinky beauty is?" What is stinky shameless? ”
"Wha......." Dilton laughed first, and said in his heart that you dare to quarrel with my brother-in-law more than you can be, purely looking for death!
Then, the 200,000 soldiers of the coalition army laughed and exclaimed: "Stinky and beautiful, stinky and shameless!" Stinky and beautiful, stinky and shameless! ”
"Wow, yes......." Kebineng almost fainted again, and he immediately roared: "Gather the army, go out with this king, and fight to the death with Qin Zijin, fight to the death!" After saying that, he immediately ran down the city, because he no longer had the face to be above the city, facing the contemptuous eyes of hundreds of thousands of people.
The warriors of Xianbei, also full of fighting spirit in shame and anger, began to assemble under the orders of Kebineng.
"Oh no, my lord! Don't fall for Qin Feng's tricks! At this time, Budugen rushed over from the east gate, and although he was also hit by Yoneda Gong on the east wall, he himself was not hit. Therefore, the mental condition is much better than that of Kobi.
At this time, Su Li also rushed over from the northwest and hurriedly said: "King, this is Qin Feng's trick, he just wants to humiliate us and let us go out of the city to fight a decisive battle, so as to destroy our living force!" Think twice, my lord! ”
Under the telling of the two, Kebineng's hideous face twitched constantly, and finally let go of the heart of going out of the city to fight.
Outside the city.
Qin Feng had already lined up and waited, but he didn't see anyone out of the city for a long time, so he said: "It seems that the endurance of this Kebi can be amazing, let's go back and come to Tucheng early in the next morning." ”
Amid the cheers, after the Qin army split the trebuchet. 200,000 coalition troops returned to the camp with Qin Feng in their arms.
And at this moment, the Xianbei Royal City has been shrouded in stench. Within a radius of more than 100 meters from the castle head, all of them are Yoneda Kyo! Yoneda Gong that exudes a variety of flavors! Smelling the vomit, the color of the person who saw it changed, almost to the point where it could not be tolerated.
Under the orders of Kebineng, the whole city began to be cleaned, however, the destruction was easy to clean up. Looking at the flowers everywhere, people suddenly felt too much powerlessness. (To be continued......)