Chapter 869: Chaos on Shenlong Island
There are so many short and fat people in the world, but the body is distorted to this extent, Wang Yuan and the three of them have really only seen one, and that is the thin head Tuo they met in the Queen Mother's bedroom last time.
This guy loves and is fat like a short winter melon, but he is called Thin Toutuo, which is really magical.
Thinking of the scene where this guy hid in the bed of the fake queen mother Mao Dongzhu, it was also very funny.
But Dongfang Weiming couldn't laugh.
Such a person has a concubine, but he is still a single dog, what is the difference?
……
Thin Tou Tuo is a member of the Divine Dragon Sect, and at this time, he found such a guy near Shenlong Island, and there is no doubt that he is ninety percent.
While thinking about it, three sailors carried the floating corpse onto the ship and placed it on the deck.
The hands and feet of this short and fat floating corpse were tied to the cowhide, and Wang Yuan and the three of them leaned over to take a look, and sure enough, it was the thin head.
This old brother was already fat and short, and after drinking so much seawater at this time, his stomach was bulging and high, like a big leather ball, and the sea water bubbled out of his mouth, and after a while, the fat belly fell together and breathed.
"Cheat, cheat!"
The surrounding soldiers shouted.
Wang Yuan casually lifted the ankle of the thin head and shook his head upside down.
"Hula!"
A large lump of seawater with seafood spat out in the mouth of the thin head.
"Your grandma's!"
At this time, the thin head Tuo opened his eyes, scolded him, and raised his hand to catch Wang Yuan.
However, Wang Yuan is tall, and when he stretches out his arm, he hangs the thin head tuo, and the thin head tuo's hands are tied, no matter how hard he tries, he can't touch Wang Yuan's robe, but his short and round struggling appearance looks like a fat fish that has been hanged.
"Hahaha!"
Seeing this, everyone around laughed.
Wang Yuan shook his hand casually and threw the thin head on the deck.
Slender Toutuo struggled with both hands, intending to dispute the rope, but the cowhide rope was soaked in water and became tougher, but where could it be broken? He shook his head, his eyes full of confusion, and said, "Fuck, is this the Dragon Palace, or the Netherworld?" ”
"This is in the Dragon Palace! I'm the Sea Dragon King! ”
Wei Xiaobao pretended to say.
“??”
Slender Toutuo glanced at Wei Xiaobao with a confused expression, and said in a daze: "You...... How are you? Why are you here? ”
"Do you still recognize me?"
Wang Yuan and Dongfang Weiming also came over.
Slender Toutuo turned his head to stare at Wang Yuan and Dongfang Weiming, and suddenly exclaimed, "It's you two bastards!" I'm going to kill you! ”
Obviously, this guy remembered that the two in front of him had killed his wife, but he had no choice but to yell again and again when his hands were tied, so he had to yell again and again: "You three...... Wei Xiaobao, I ......"
The shouting and scolding were unbearable.
Hearing the scolding of the slender head, Wei Xiaobao was shocked, and hurriedly said: "This man is strange, maybe he knows the details of Shenlong Island, and he will be interrogated in my cabin." ”
Speaking of this, Wei Xiaobao waved his hand at Wang Yuan and the three of them, "Brother Niu, a few of you come over for a while......"
It seems that even if the thin head is tied, the deterrent effect is quite large.
Wang Yuan and the three followed Wei Xiaobao into the cabin, and the soldiers closed the hatch.
After the soldiers closed the hatch, Wei Xiaobao asked: "Slender Toutuo, how high are your martial arts, how could you tie people up and throw them into the sea?" ”
"Humph!" Thin Tou Tuo said viciously: "Lao Tzu is not the first in the world in martial arts, how can he not tie people up and throw them into the sea?" ”
"Could it be that the sect leader tied you up?" Wei Xiaobao said with a smile.
"Humph!" The slender head said: "The sect leader, his old man's martial arts are world-beating, invincible in the world, what is so strange about being able to tie me up!" What are you laughing at. ”
"Oh?"
Wang Yuan raised his eyebrows when he heard this.
Whether this Hong Antong's martial arts are invincible in the world remains to be verified, but Wang Yuan's martial arts of the old brother Slender Toutuo have personally experienced it.
This guy's martial arts are extremely high, compared to the master of the head level, it is just a loss, he is not invincible in the world, but he can be regarded as a great master.
As we all know, it is much more difficult to capture alive than to kill, so Hong Antong easily tied up the thin head and threw it into the sea, which shows that his cultivation is high.
"Aren't you the right-hand man of Shenlong Island? How could you be tied up and thrown into the sea by your sect master? Wang Yuan asked in confusion: "Could it be that you challenged him beyond your strength?" ”
"The son will offend the sect leader, his old man!" Slender Tou Tuo shouted, "The Divine Dragon Sect is already in chaos! Women are woe! ”
"Fuck you!"
Dugu Xiaoling clenched her right hand, and her fist was instantly covered by the mechanism, becoming the size of a sandbag, and a punch slammed into the face of the thin head.
"You and ......" Slender Tuo was just about to get angry and spit fragrant at Dugu Xiaoling's mouth, Wang Yuan casually pulled out his blade, shook it in the wind, and changed it into more than a zhang long, the thickness of the bowl, and waited for Slender Tuo to say: "If you dare to scold again, I will stuff this stick in your mouth and make you a sugar gourd!" ”
“……”
Slender Toutuo glanced at the "Fang Liang" in Wang Yuan's hand, shivered all over, and quickly closed his mouth.
"Anyway, what's going on Shenlong Island!" Wang Yuan stared at the thin head and asked.
"Wulongmen, you beat me, I beat you, it's been more than ten days, whoever lets the other party catch it, he will tie his hands and feet, and throw it into the sea to feed the turtles." Skinny head said.
"Why fight?" Wang Yuan was a little puzzled.
Slim Tou Tuo said: "Qinglong made Xu Xueting killed, some people suspected that it was done by He Sheng, a big disciple of Longmen, and then Qinglongmen and Chilongmen fought...... Fighting, the Black Dragon Gate and the Yellow Dragon Gate also mixed in, and your White Dragon Gate is the most sassy, divided into two factions, the old and the young...... As a result, the contradiction between the five dragons has become the contradiction between the juvenile faction and the elderly faction. ”
Speaking of this, the thin head said again: "I'll just say that women are in trouble!" The sect leader's wife raised such a group of little white faces, something happened......"
"What's the situation? White Dragon Messenger? Wang Yuan was even more confused.
"Don't hide it from my brother, I'm the White Dragon Envoy!" Wei Xiaobao said: "There are two factions on the island, the old faction is the old brother of the sect leader, with high qualifications, and the young faction is the strength cultivated by the sect leader's wife, young and promising, and there have been contradictions for a long time." ”
"Not bad!"
Slender Tou Tuo also said: "It's not bad for the people of the young faction to scold the old people for relying on the old and selling the old to borrow money...... Old-school people say that the young pie and the lady have a leg...... I heard that the rootless Taoist also saw his wife go to the Danfang to find a tocolytic......"
"Really? If you say that, I'll have to get to the bottom of it! Hearing the words of the thin head, Wang Yuan and the three of them came to their senses.
Dugu Xiaoling said: "What's wrong with looking for tocolytics?" What if it's the Master's? ”
"The sect leader, he's a lot older...... ...... long ago" Slim Head Tuo didn't choose to speak, and quickly covered his mouth when he reasoned.
"It's kind of interesting!" Wang Yuan and the three of them immediately showed a satisfied smile.
"This slut, I already knew she was coquettish enough!" Wei Xiaobao first gossiped and showed a lewd smile, and then as if he had thought of something, he hurriedly asked, "By the way, what about my wives?" They're all right. ”