Chapter 713 - Dulendin's Paradox
"Was it a snake bite?" The male student was curious. "Didn't he realize he had been bitten by a snake? Aren't all farmers wearing trousers? How can a snake ......"
"He said that the trousers he was wearing, and when he walked through the tall grass, he suddenly felt a tingling and saw nothing." Grigory shook his head.
"Okay, then we should now give the antivenom according to the type of snake - I don't know where the story is, but I think we should at least go to the farm and try to catch a snake or two to determine what kind of snake is there." The male students gave their own advice.
"Yes, but maybe we'll need a little time to deal with something else - they have a very vicious dog on their farm, so it may take care of this uninvited guest before they can go in and search for the viper. At the same time, we turned our attention to the second patient, who had no way to advance for the time being. ”
With that, Grigory began to tell the story of the sonorous rose who was a member of the women's volleyball team.
"The patient was sonorous, and after examination, the doctor thought that the pain should be from Achilles tendonitis, but ......"
"Is there anything else we can investigate?" The male student asked again. "It's like the wound on the farmer's leg, you didn't tell us, but we can ask?"
"In principle, you need to think for yourself what questions to ask, but I can take this opportunity to tell you not to care too much about the patient."
"Why?" The schoolgirl was stunned. "What do you mean...... Let's not be too patient-friendly? ”
"Will you be able to operate on your mother?" Grigory asked suddenly.
"I don't think so," the schoolgirl shook her head immediately. "In this case, I can't be objective and rational anyway, and it is easy to affect my judgment."
"Then why do you remember to treat your patients as family if you know about it?" Grigory asked rhetorically. "Next, I'm going to tell you what it's easy to check if a doctor has a good relationship with his patient."
"First of all, the patient's parents, grandparents, and great-grandparents have no history of cancer, Parkinson's, or degenerative diseases." With that, Gregory took a deep breath. "Then there was a boy at school who was on the school volleyball team, and he used to make out with this girl at a party, but now the boy didn't contact her at all, and one of her classmates said that the boy never liked her at all, and that he was a complete playboy. But even though she knew about it, she was still depressed. ”
"Ahem......" Just then, the boy and girl suddenly heard what seemed to be a coughing sound coming from outside the back door of the classroom—it looked like someone was standing in the middle of the passage listening to Gregory's lesson.
"This ...... Does this have anything to do with the diagnosis? The male student thought for a moment before asking tentatively. Do you mean that it's almost easy to get a lot of information that affects treatment? ”
"yes," Grigory nodded. "The doctor who examined her was really rejuvenating, we usually wanted the symptoms to tell us the answer to the disease, and she just let the organs tell us the answer to our private life. Even more troubling was that she found a lump in her thyroid gland – and guess why? ”
"Because thyroid abnormalities can trigger depressive mental conditions?" The schoolgirls reacted quickly. "And it can also cause tendonitis!"
"Yes, you have a solid foundation in basic theory." Grigory praised the schoolgirl.
"But if that's the case...... Didn't you just warn us not to know so much information? But it was because of her attention to this information that we were able to find the existence of the tumor......" the schoolgirl asked again. "What exactly do you want to tell us......"
"Yes, we found this nodule, but is it really the answer?" Grigory shook his head. "On the contrary, because we found this little guy, we were forced to talk about this thing as the number one priority, and let the sonorous rose do the expensive and painful test - a needle in the thyroid gland in the neck is not a good thing. And then, I'm going to tell you how a qualified doctor can deal with these issues - switch to patient 3, handsome. ”
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"Is there any meaningful information that this patient with a golf injury can check out?" The male student asked.
"No, because he kept shouting," said Gregory, spreading his hands. "Curled up in the hospital bed, holding his right leg and wailing loudly, he wouldn't respond to anything we asked."
"That'...... Give him 50 mg of Demerol? The male student asked tentatively. Maybe it will calm him down and give us time to see a doctor. ”
"What if he's allergic to Demerol?" The schoolgirl asked rhetorically.
"It's not very likely, and it's ......," the boy said, glancing at Grigory and hesitating for a moment. We are in the hospital, and even if we have allergies, there is a good chance that we can save his life. ”
"He's right, we're in the hospital," Gregory said, admiring the rather Russian roulette. "But in fact, it's not our turn to judge - just when we found Demerol and hesitated to inject it, the patient directly snatched Demerol and injected himself. Obviously, he knew he wouldn't be allergic and was a veteran in this area. ”
At this, Gregory suddenly cleared his throat, and then made an expression of intoxication—apparently imitating the patient.
"Thank you," he said, with a look of lust on his face. "I feel better now~"
"It's ...... How does a qualified doctor handle it? The female doctor frowned.
"Yes, I think the doctor did a great job." Grigory said his expression and nodded earnestly.
"But that addict is obviously here to trick Du Leng Ding into being used as an anesthetic, and we were deceived by him and messed things up!" The male student was puzzled.
"You'll see more of this in the future," Grigory shrugged. "There's only one reason, because it really works, and it allows doctors who choose to stay safe because they don't want to lose their licenses to get their medicines to them. And even if we blow this patient out, he can go to another hospital to continue his drug fraud and make a sure profit. Now, though, it's time to go back to the first patient – we took down the dog and went into the farm, and found a rough-scaled rattlesnake – a rough-scaled rattlesnake that had a full 200 milligrams of venom and had probably bitten a man less than four hours earlier. ”