Section 22: Xue Wanche's stratagem
Pang Yuhai, who has extremely experience in organizing evening parties, took more than a dozen students from the academy to pile up a huge pyre on the court, and when everyone was tired of playing, he poured fire oil on the pyrene, and a torch was thrown in, and the pyre was blazing.
It was only at this time that Yun Ye found out that he was the real turtle, Xu Jingzong could shout and frantically turn around a few circles, only he didn't know anything about dancing, Xue Wanche jumped up, threw off his coat and hat, tied a red belt on his head, exposed his black nightmare chest hair, beat his chest twice like a gorilla, and went to the table as soon as he jumped up, dancing with the students of that academy.
The two of them danced steamingly, and their oily and slippery skin was full of sweat, and they refused to give up, still full of tricks, Li Gang took a sip of sherbet from time to time, and watched the group of people perform with a smile.
It's very boring, there is only a large group of bear-like men dancing, but none of the women go up to dance, of course, people like Hypatia Yun Ye have never classified her as a woman.
I climbed onto a table, put on a flower skirt and began to dance a strange dance, the dirty pants under the skirt loomed, others were stunned, and Li Tai's face was as black as the bottom of a pot.
Li Gang's incomparably vicissitudes of life and lazy voice sounded in Yun Ye's ears: "This is the Tang Dynasty, warm like fire, surging like a huge wave, light and spring wind, we are not pretentious when we should be happy, we are not frivolous when we should be strict, we are like beasts when we should be brave, and we are the waves of the ebb tide when we should be gentle."
What a good time. Boy, you are fortunate to be born in this most beautiful era, and can contribute to him, this is a blessing, you have not experienced the war of displacement, and you have not experienced the tragedy of cannibalism. I haven't been sad about life and death, and I haven't experienced too much deceit, how fortunate I am.
The old man is already a dying man, and the years of coming and going are numbered, but the old man is still nostalgic for this era, and would rather linger than leave, how beautiful, boy, the old man was born in a time of suffering. Growing up in exile, sideways in lies and deception, and now, dying to taste the sweetness of being a human being.
The old man is jealous of you, for there is nothing but grandeur and magnificence in your experience, and there is no humiliation or sorrow that brings tears to your eyes, and these two feelings should not be in your life, boy. Work hard to make this most beautiful era last for a few more years. After the old man was reincarnated, he also wanted to feel such pride from his early childhood. “
Li Er and the eldest grandson also stood aside and watched, Li Gang's words were not so much to Yun Ye, but to Li Er, don't break the current good times lightly, he was sensitive to the changes in Li Er.
"Li Qing, the so-called rigidity can't last long. Soft can not be kept, the end of prosperity must be endless sorrow, I am the master of the world, the greatest desire is to let the prosperous world stay in this land forever, however. My lifespan is limited, and 10 million long-lived wishes will not keep my life alive for another moment, and I can say with certainty that the prosperous era will continue before I reach the end of my life, but I cannot guarantee that he will still be able to maintain such a high-spirited posture after a hundred years.
Therefore, I must take precautions, our hearts are the same, when I dream back at midnight, I am also sweating, there seems to be a nightmare in the depths of Taiji Palace, until the Wanmin Palace appears, I can feel endless pleasure when I sleep there, because every brick and tile, every beam and pillar there is the people's mind, not the people's blood and sweat.
Every time I review the chapter, I ask myself whether I put the interests of the people first, once selfishness emerges, I am ashamed to speak, water can carry a boat can also capsize a boat, I have long said that ignoring the power of the people is actually self-destruction.
You don't have to worry, the people's hearts are by my side, I am invincible, and anyone who wants to destroy the best prosperous world will become my enemy and will be crushed into powder by me. “
After listening to the words of the two, Yun Ye wanted to run, and one told the emperor that the current era is already very beautiful, don't mess around, everyone, hello, I invite you to be the emperor, you enjoy the prosperous world from above, we live our lives with peace of mind at the bottom, please, don't mess around, I haven't had enough of this prosperous world, and I still want to enjoy it in the next life.
The other told him that people have no foresight and must have near-term worries, the old guy wants to have a peaceful birthday, he has to help me gather the hearts of the people, Lao Tzu is the master of the world, and some people must be killed, only in this way can the prosperity continue.
Li Gang sat on the chair and bowed to Li Er, Li Er also returned the salute, the two of them didn't know what conditions were reached, they were very happy anyway, and they drank a glass of wine.
Xue Wanche has already begun to turn his head on the ground, Hypatia has also begun to raise her skirt higher, Pang Yuhai's drumming is becoming more and more dense, the cheeks of the person who blows the reed sheng are bulging round, his face is red, his eyes are prominent, the reeds have already made a broken sound, and there are kneeling on the ground with a tambourine and knocking desperately, Yun Ye thinks that now he can eat tofu wantonly in the group of noble ladies and nobles without anyone noticing, because they are all crazy, handkerchiefs, sweat towels, shoes, and even the jewelry on their heads are flying on the table, They have already regarded this place as a song and dance shop in Chang'an.
As long as the crowd is crazy, it will be very wasted wine, such a big fire seems to have driven away the winter chill, a jar of good wine was carried up, Yun Ye found the figure of Lao Qian, this year there is more wine brewed at home, and it can't be stored in the cellar, if it is all exchanged for silver coins, it can be placed in the treasure house, there is such a housekeeper who works for the family all day, Yun Ye thinks that it is too worth buying him in the first place.
Xin Yue was worried that Yun Ye would be frozen, so she specially asked Lao Qian to send a bearskin coat, Yun Ye threw the light fur on his body to Liu Jinbao, and found a leeward place by himself, ready to sleep.
The skin of the polar bear is warm when wrapped around the body, mainly because it is big enough, lying on the deck chair, only the nose is exposed, and after a glance at the dark sky, it fell asleep, and it was too tired to work for a long time tonight, and climbed the eagle's beak cliff.
In my sleep, I seemed to hear the high cheers, as well as the melodious flute, who cares how they mess around, there is no taboo in the emperor.
When I opened my eyes, it was already the end of the song, the fire that was still burning last night was now only a few wisps of green smoke, and the ground was full of garbage left over after the carnival, of course, there were a few people like garbage, such as Xue Wanche, who had a good time last night and drank happily, and now he was snoring unscrupulously wrapped in fur.
Liu Jinbao lowered his head like a hyena looking for something in the garbage heap, and when he saw that his Hou Ye woke up, he was a little embarrassed, and under Yun Ye's disdainful gaze, he spread his palm, this guy had two more hairpins in his hands, and the price was expensive.
"Send it back, our family can't afford to lose that person, and if you want money to tell me, you don't need to rummage through the garbage."
"Hou Ye, you are sleeping, the small one can't stay away, I accidentally found a hairpin, so I just took a look, and besides, Hou Ye Xue also needs to take care of it, his servant is actually gone, this is his family, if it is in our house, Mrs. will kill someone."
Yun Ye sighed, the one who served Xue Wanche last night must be the princess's servant, not the old servant of the Xue family, it seems that even the last face of the couple has been torn apart, such a servant should indeed be killed.
Xue Wanche also woke up, found a wine jar from the ground and shook it, found that there was still residual wine, tilted his neck and dried up the wine, smashed his mouth twice and said to Yun Ye: "Give me your horse, I want to go back to Chang'an." ”
Yun Ye and Xue Wanche climbed into the carriage together, and returned to Yun's house in a leisurely manner, Xue Wanche wanted to leave, Yun Ye asked him to go back after breakfast, after the two of them washed, one of them drank slowly with a bowl of millet porridge.
Xue Wanche suddenly smiled slyly and said to Yun Ye, "Am I quite miserable? ”
"The dignified marquis is mixed up with you to the point that it is better to die." Talking to him, Yun Ye didn't have to think much about it at all, he could say whatever he wanted, it was too vague for this guy to understand his mistakes.
"Then you say that I am not as miserable as a pig and a dog, have you seen it? Even if you didn't see it, Niangniang must have seen it, right? I deliberately provoked those servants last night, I, Xue Wanche, am also the general of the army, although people are vulgar, but there will be no less resourcefulness, you said that I am now asking His Majesty to guard Yuezhou, do you think His Majesty will agree? ”
"I don't know if I can go to Yuezhou, anyway, a lot of people will die in the princess's mansion today, how can you bastard make a plan to be a poisonous plan? You don't kill those subordinates in the princess's mansion, you won't do it, will you? ”
Xue Wanche held a bun in his mouth and smug twice, the fist-sized bun was actually swallowed by him in one bite, and he said to Yun Ye with both hands on the table: "You and my brother are all crawling out of the pile of dead people, if the husband doesn't fight back, if he fights back, he will smash on her life, who does she think she is, if she doesn't have the title of a princess to support, Lao Tzu will be a maid Lao Tzu still dislikes her for being ugly."
Our wealth is all fought back by oneself, not lying on a woman's belly, she thinks that Lao Tzu needs to be a wreck for a lifetime in this life? She forgot that Lao Tzu is a tiger, and being trapped in a cage is also a tiger. “
Chang'an is indeed a place of right and wrong, even Xue Wanche knows how to use stratagems, didn't he know how to rush forward when he fought in the past? was captured alive by Liu Heimin and shaved back into a bald scoop, could it be said that he has a long memory since then?
Shangyuan Day has passed, today is a good weather, Xue Wanche was busy going home to see those servants being beaten to death with sticks, and also wanted to see Danyang's angry face, and also wanted to see if there was a chance to invite himself out, riding the Yun family's horses, and galloping towards Chang'an like the wind. (To be continued......)
PS: Section 2