At night, in a small courtyard on the outskirts of the Sun Moon Sect town, a man was sitting in the courtyard dozing off.

In front of the man there are Buddhist scriptures, these books look a little old, and they seem to be a long time old.

"Bang Bang ......"

The bald head came into close contact with the stone table in the courtyard......

Touching his bald head in a daze, Wu Ke yawned.

Standing up, Wu Ke patted the Buddhist scriptures spread out on the table and closed them gently.

patted his buttocks, scratched his bald head, and looked at the courtyard behind him, Wu Ke seemed to be thinking about something.

Walking into the house, Wu Ke, who hadn't cleaned the house for a month, swept the floor, wiped the table, and closed the window.

Taking out a piece of cloth from the cabinet, Wu Ke thought about it, brought a set of clothes, and then brought two copies of Jiang Lin's paintings, slowly blew out the candles in the house, and then slowly returned the door.

When Wu Kegang stepped out of the courtyard gate, a person, a bird and a pig flew down from the night sky.

"Light bulb, your wife found it?"

The light bulb was the nickname given to Wu Ke by Jiang Lin, and although they didn't know what the light bulb was, Jiang Lin said that the light bulb was a bald head that would glow.

That's right......

"Hey, hey, hey...... Got it. ”

Wu Ke wiped his nose with a smile, quite a kind of honest obscenity......

"Then don't worry, if you want a wife, Brother Jiang will definitely bring that green flower back, and promise to give you a hot kang head."

Eagle big fluttered wings.

Wu Ke hurriedly waved his hand: "No, this can't be in a hurry, what if Brother Jiang falls in love with my wife, I can't beat Brother Jiang...... And also...... It's not a green flower, it's a lotus ......."

"The emerald flowers and lotus flowers are all the same." Ji Bo glanced at Wu Ke, "Brother Jiang still has a master, will he take a fancy to your wife?" ”

"That's not necessarily, my lotus is so beautiful, what if Brother Jiang gets angry, brother, I'm very embarrassed."

Fang Zhao's skirt casually patted Wu Ke's bald head: "Okay, don't talk about it, where are you afraid that Brother Jiang will like Cuihua, are you afraid that Cuihua will like Brother Jiang?" ”

"It's Lotus...... Wu Ke was eager to give a few punches to a few guys, "and Cuihua...... Ah......h How could Lotus fall in love with someone else? She just likes to be just me. ”

"Come on."

Fang Copy's skirt glanced at Wu Ke and continued:

"Wu Ke, you said you, what do you think? In Lotus's previous life, I met it when I went out to sell fake swords, and then, you also went to find Lotus, but Lotus finally fell in love with a scholar? ”

Ji Ji Bo also added: "Speaking of the Lotus in the last life, I also met the Lotus when I went to do postpartum care for other sows, and at that time you also ran out in a hurry, and finally the Lotus fell in love with the lily!" ”

"It's not all."

Eagle Da couldn't help it.

"I tell you, when the lotus went to the world, I was assigned to the express delivery hall to deliver the express because of insufficient performance, and guess what, the recipient is the lotus, that day Wu Ke grabbed me and rushed outside, and in the end, the lotus had already been married, and that courier was a Qixi Festival gift from a monk of our Sun Moon Sect to the lotus...... In fact, Lotus is a monk of our Sun and Moon Sect......

At that time, this Wu Ke, the dead light bulb, lived in the west of the city of the Sun and Moon Sect, and the lotus lived in the east of the city......"

"Yes, Wu Ke, can you be a man...... Don't fall in love every time, I love you! Can you just do it! A pig's trotter patted Wu Ke's bald head, "You are no longer a disciple of Buddhism!" ”

"Who said I wasn't." Wu Ke straightened up, with a proud face, "Even if so many years have passed, I can recite the Diamond Sutra upside down for you!" ”

"Hey, I can stand you, you can carry one~~~"

"Jinggangjin!"

“……”

"Damn, what are you doing?"

"Don't slap your face......"

"Who kicked me in the balls?"

"Ahh My chrysanthemum! ”

Then, under the moonlight and the stars, a man, a bird and a pig put a bald head on the ground and rubbed wildly......

After a stick of incense, one person, one bird and one pig patted their clothes comfortably.

And Wu Ke got up with a blue nose and swollen face, and chewed a golden lotus raised with his own natural fertilizer sadly, and the next moment it was back to normal.

"Wu Ke, it's not brother I said, you really need courage, what did Brother Jiang say back then? If you like it, what's the use of confessing? What's more, you haven't confessed at all in your previous life, what are you trying to do? The shyness of a Buddhist disciple? ”

Wu Ke simply looked at Fang Zhao's skirt, and his eyes blinked like a big man selling cuteness: "Isn't it?" ”

Fang Copy's skirt twitched angrily: "I'm your head...... Have you ever seen a Buddhist disciple who drinks wine and eats meat, and often squats on the street corner with us to watch the girl? ”

"Hey! Fang copy skirt, don't spew blood, drink wine and eat meat because I have a Buddha in my heart, I squatted on the corner of the street and looked at the girl who was not the girl, it was ...... It's water! Brother Jiang said that women are like water! ”

"And this belly pocket on your body is stable?"

As he spoke, he carved a large amount of Wu Ke's deep V, and inside was a pale red belly pocket embroidered with a strawberry pattern.

"Hey, it's still strawberry-shaped...... Wait a minute...... Why is your belly pocket so much like a fang copy skirt his cousin......"

Suddenly, the sound stopped abruptly, and Diao Da and Ji Bo looked at Fang Jiao's skirt on the other side......

"It's too much of a deception! Wu Ke, you actually bought my cousin's belly pocket! Fang Copy's skirt jumped up all of a sudden, "Wait! How did you two recognize it? ”

"Wait, copy the skirt, there must be a misunderstanding in this!" Eagle Da hurriedly quibbled!

"What else is there to say, I treat you as brothers, and you want to be my brother-in-law! I...... I'm going crazy! ”

Immediately after, a person, a bald head, a bird and a pig scuffled......

"Wow"

Playing and fighting, the carved claws accidentally cut through the clothes of Fang Zhao's skirt......

emmm……

It's also reddish and strawberry-style......

Time...... One person, one bald head, one bird and one pig fell silent at the same time.

The scene was very embarrassing for a while......

"Ahem, ahem...... Rest assured, I will definitely catch up with the lotus in this life, and I am not going to see the lotus immediately, I want to go back to the Ten Thousand Buddha Continent for some time, and please don't think about me. ”

Wu Ke broke the silence and spoke, sorted out his deep V, picked up his baggage, and left silently......

At the same time, the rest of the people, birds and pigs also silently sorted out their clothes and turned around to go home in embarrassment......

Just walking, a person, a bird, and a pig stopped one after another and looked in the direction where the bald head left.

I don't know how many years ago, there was such a saying in Fozhou:

[There is a monk in Florida who can understand thousands of laws. 】

But why......

This bald ......

How do you look like it?