Looking at Apollo's appearance that he couldn't live without his sister, Huang Zheng could only sigh that his sister was hopeless, fortunately he didn't have a sister, otherwise it would be a shame if he was like Apollo!

But when it comes to returning, it's really been ten years since I've come and gone? It's been a long time, how did you sing that song...... Ten years later, you are married and have a daughter, I can only tell your daughter to be careful on the way from school...... Ahh That's not how it is sung!

"Hey! Siegfried, are you listening to me? ”

"Ah, sorry, a little distracted, where did you just go?" Before Apollo could make a statement, Huang Zheng had already thought, "It's your sister who doesn't pay attention to you, right?" But it doesn't seem to have anything to do with me. ”

"It doesn't matter to you?" Apollo was immediately upset and blamed, "If you hadn't come up with such a bad idea and instigated me to do evil, my sister wouldn't have hated me and hadn't seen me for ten years, so this matter is your fault, and you must take responsibility!" ”

"Damn, you're not reasonable."

"How can you not be reasonable? Isn't it? ”

Apollo seemed to be very righteous and stern, and let Huang Zheng have a little urge to punch him into a pig's head, but he said patiently, "Come on, let's talk about the reason, and review the situation before we start...... It was you who stopped being seduced by a stinky man and wanted to get rid of him, but you were not very easy to do it yourself, so you begged me for help, and I did help you achieve hope, your sister is not polluted, and you did not kill people, taking into account its beauty, so what reason do you have to blame me? ”

"But because of your bad idea, my sister thinks I'm doing bad things and holds a grudge against me."

It turns out that you are doing the bad, I just helped you become a dog-headed military advisor.

Although he complained in his heart, Huang Zheng asked seriously: "Does your sister have any evidence?" ”

"Of course not." Apollo immediately shook his head, "I may be proud of myself and have not shown any flaws, otherwise my sister would not have been so easy without me." But she always has a good impression of a stinky boy, and if she doesn't kill him with her own hands, she is naturally unhappy in her heart, and she needs to have a catharsis, and this incident happened to be provoked by me, so she aimed the finger at me, as for whether there is evidence or not, it is secondary. ”

"Oh, your sister thinks that you are doing bad in the absence of evidence, and that is a deformity, so it is not my fault."

"Deformity...... Although what you said is a bit reasonable, she is very cute, and it doesn't matter if she is deformed, you can forgive me! ”

Damn, this thing is completely hopeless!

Huang Zheng couldn't help but roll his eyes and corrected: "Now it's not a question of whether you forgive your sister or not, but if your sister doesn't forgive you, don't be there to be affectionate." ”

"So I didn't come to you!" Apo suddenly looked at him expectantly, and said excitedly, "Siegfried, even if it's not your fault in this matter, but it has something to do with you, you always have to come up with an idea and find a way to get my sister to forgive me, right?" ”

"You said it lightly, women are deformed and make trouble completely unreasonable, what can I do."

"I don't care, you need help with this!" I haven't seen my sister for about ten years, and Apollo is afraid that he will also lose his mind, and he has no way, so he simply became a hands-off shopkeeper and pinned his hopes on Huang Zheng's body. But he seemed to think that this was not enough to convince Huang Zheng, so he gritted his teeth, "Qi Gefei, you can make my sister and me as good as ever, no matter what you ask, I will answer you!" ”

Huang Zheng had been waiting for this sentence for a long time, but his face was very embarrassed, "It's not a problem to ask me to help you, but this matter is a bit difficult, the best way is of course to find a time machine, or find Doraemon to borrow a forgiveness hat, but this is not realistic......"

"Siegfried, I believe in you, have faith in yourself!" Apollo instigated.

Huang Zheng walked back and forth in place, the expression on his face was as deep as that of a philosopher who studied humanity, dedicated and dedicated, Apollo did not dare to disturb him, but fortunately waited patiently, and after a while, "Oh yes, I did think of a way." ”

"Speak quickly!" Apollo's eyes lit up and he urged.

Huang Zheng smiled: "Thinking about it from the core, the reason why your sister is angry with you is because she has a good impression of Orion, and the ignorant girl will always regard this hazy good feeling as love and indulge in it, and you ruined her first love, of course she will hold a grudge against you." Then it's actually very easy to break through this recent situation, and then give her a hotter love, replace the old emotions with new ones, and let Orion gradually fade out of her heart and become dispensable, and she will naturally understand you. ”

"What a bad idea!" Apollo was not mentally retarded, and said angrily, "I originally asked you to help me get rid of Orion in order to prevent the stinky man from polluting my sister, and now you ask me to send a man over, so what is the use of what I am doing?" ”

"So, this relationship must be fake." Huang Zheng smiled calmly, "When she was about to fall in love with this man, let this man turn against her, which made her sad, and she no longer trusted the man and didn't believe in love." Then you find out that you come like a heroic man with colorful auspicious clouds and beat the dog man away, so that she can naturally feel that you care about her, and the brother and sister will be together in the future. ”

"Huh...... That's not bad. When Apollo heard this, his face couldn't help but light up, "If my sister can completely hate men and live for a long time, then I don't have to worry about it in the future, it's just ...... There are some problems with the selection of people. ”

Apollo pinched his chin and frowned slightly, "At first, I have to look pleasing to the eye, so I have the ability to confuse my sister's attention, and then I have to be smart, I can respond to problems randomly, and I also have to have a high combat power, I can deal with my sister's deformity, and I have to know how to seduce women, so that my sister can porridge him, but the most nervous point...... He needs to be trustworthy and listen to us, but such a person is too hard to find, right? ”

"Ahem......" Huang Zheng coughed lightly on the side.

Apollo thought seriously as if he hadn't heard it, "Of course the gods can't, no matter how they disguise, my sister can recognize them, and there are no advanced men among human beings, even if we practice now, they may not be able to meet our requests......"

"Ahem......" Huang Zheng coughed twice.

Apollo finally looked at him, but pointed to the sand in the distance, "By the way, how about a woman next to you disguise herself as a man?" ”

Not how, get out!

Even Huang Zheng didn't expect that Apollo's brain hole was so big, and he could still propose something like a woman disguised as a man who is known as an evil way in this era...... In fact, in the era of Greek mythology, due to the imbalance of the ratio of men and women, coupled with backwardness and poverty, many men could not afford to marry a wife at all, and even if they could afford to marry, they could not afford to raise it.

Because that is compatible with the deprivation of already scarce resources.

This is also one of the reasons why many people, including the king, will be tolerant and understand each other after being cuckolded, the status of the women married by the king will not be too low, and at least fifty percent of the girls of this grade have been swallowed by the gods or won the championship, and the remaining thirty percent belong to the demigod heroes, and the maximum two percent that can really be divided into ordinary human heads, or even about twenty percent.

Therefore, it is difficult for even the king to marry a beautiful woman who matches his status as a wife, so after being cuckolded, especially after being hatted by the gods and about demigods, they have no way to face it, and they can only swallow their anger and choose to understand, and they simply pursue men to comfort themselves.

As a result, the masculine style gradually leads.

And Apollo's brain is distinctive, which is very different from this era, very advanced.

But, it's useless!

In the style of the sand stripe love song, it is expected that there will be no problem for her to kill Olympus, the karma will not come out, the demons of the abyss will not come, even if she kills not only the Greek gods, but also kills seven in and seven out, and the history is full of courage and arrogance. But you let her seduce women? Go to local conditions? Then go home and wash up and sleep.

"Sure enough...... Wouldn't it? ”

Seeing Huang Zheng shaking his head and refusing, Apollo was a little disappointed, and his eyes showed a look of double distress, "Alas, although your plan is good, but this person is really too problematic, how can you find such a perfect character in the world?" ”

"Ahem......" Huang Zheng coughed and said lightly, "Actually, I have a good candidate here." ”

"I know." Apollo nodded, his eyes looked at the sky, his face was full of loneliness, "Handsome, capable of writing and martial arts, versatile, such a perfect man, I can't find a second person in the world except me......"

"Cough, cough, cough ......" Huang Zheng just mentioned his throat in one breath, and was suffocated back again.

"And I also know how to please women, about my sister, no one in this world loves her more than me, and even can fake it, I am undoubtedly the right person. But it didn't work, I now found that ten kilometers outside the forest, she would fly out and shoot me with arrows, and I couldn't even say a word to her, how could I accomplish such a difficult task...... Alas. ”

Apollo sighed heavily, as the sun god, he was liberated and calm, even Zeus could not restrain him excessively, but the only thing he felt to his sister was deep fatigue.

Huang Zheng didn't want to understand how painful and tired Apollo's heart was, let alone listen to his narcissistic words, so he coughed twice and said, "Actually, ......"

"Don't cough, don't cough anymore!" Before Huang Zheng could finish speaking, Apollo suddenly turned around and glared at him, and said with a roar, "I know what you want to say!" Siegfried, I'll call you Feige, right? That's right! Able to be literate and martial, versatile, but also handsome and quick-witted, as well as the charm of women, in line with these premises, there is no third person in the world except you and me, since I can't, then I can only let you go, but ...... It's because you can that I don't dare to let you go, what if my sister really falls in love with you? What if you fall in love with my sister, the cutest girl in the world? What a terrible thing that is, Siegfried, you must not understand! ”

When his expression was revealed, even Huang Zheng couldn't help blushing, coughed a few more times, and said embarrassedly: "No, you misunderstood, I didn't mean anything, I really had a cold, you see that the sky is cold and hot, I am a mortal, I can't stand it." ”

Apollo didn't have a reason, just walked around in place irritably, exuding a breath of "I'm so hopeless, I'm so miserable".

It wasn't until a long time that Apollo finally calmed down, sighed in resignation, and then ran over and pressed Huang Zheng's shoulder, gritted his teeth and said, "Siegfried, this task will be handed over to you, but!" In my relationship with my sister, I will not hug her, I will not kiss her, and I will not do more than that...... At most, it's the handle! Then, when she is close to falling in love with you, you let the people around your woman find out, and then in front of my sister, whether it is a kiss or a hug, or even do the most affectionate thing, in short, you have to turn against my sister at that time, make her as hopeless as hopeless, completely disappointing the man, is it clear?! ”

Huang Zheng was dumbfounded when he heard this, and couldn't help but say: "It's too much to treat a girl like this, even I can't bear to listen to it...... Artemis, your sister or your enemy? ”

"You don't have to worry about it, just do what I say, and then I'll find out and beat you away...... By the way, when the time comes, you have to behave a little vulgar, a little more dangerous, a little embarrassed, and a little more negative, so as to accompany my virtuous gods and selfless love for my sister, you know? ”

"This seems to be a bit difficult to control......"

Apollo immediately said, "I know that it is very difficult, and I have wronged you, but you have done me a favor and made me completely reconcile with my sister here, and I will grant you whatever you ask!" ”

"Since you've said so, as someone close to me, I'm naturally going to do you a favor, but before that, I want to ask...... Which is more nervous, your sister or Olympus? ”

"Sister, of course!" Apollo replied without hesitation.

"Oh, that's fine." Huang Zheng smiled, "Then let's discuss how to implement this plan...... Love song, you can come over too. ”

Although Sand Strip Aige obediently ran into the distance, and did not eavesdrop, but out of insecurity and hostility towards Apollo, he was watching the environment here one after another, yes, as soon as he saw Huang Zheng beckoning to her, the girl immediately ran over.

"What! You're going after Artemis?! ”

Then, when Huang Zheng said the matter, Aige's expression suddenly turned green.

Of course, Sand Stripe Aige will not pursue Artemis with Emperor Zheng.

"Even if it's a fake, it won't! What if the fake drama comes true? These are the exact words of Aige.

But under Huang Zheng's good words, and even promised that there would be a disagreement when she entered, Sand Strip Aige only half-pushed and half-agreed, and then the three of them planned to go to the island where Artemis lived, although Aige or pouted very unhappy, and with the existence of this vinegar bottle, Apollo also seemed more confident.

Artemis is deeply loved by Zeus, and has a very high status in the heavenly realm, second only to Zeus and Hera in terms of priesthood, because she is also the most liberated god, plus she is porridge hunting, and she is arbitrary, often does not stop in the same place for a long time, and will choose the forest to live in every other time, and is a goddess who is like the wind.

For example, Artemis last lived in the Arcadian Forest, and by chance she saved Atalante, but due to her own habits, she left Arcadia for the rest of the country after leaving Atalanta to be raised by a she-bear, and it has been more than 20 years.

Of course, such a light is almost impossible to miss for the long-lived gods, and the fact that Artemis still lives in the place since he left Arcadia last time, it is a nameless forest, a large area, covering an entire island, and since Artemis has lived there, he has been ordained to hunt the forest.

If Huang Zheng is allowed to find this place by himself, unless his character is so good that he explodes, he may not be able to find it even if he breaks his leg, but with Apollo leading the way, everything is much easier.

……

"Phew!"

With a scream, the golden chariot as dazzling as the sun was already driving quickly in front of the three people from the other side of the sky, the two chariots looked the most huge, like a small palace, all made of gold, exuding golden light and heat, and the four horses of the continuous chariot were all golden, indeed more golden than gold.

"Please get in the car." Apollo smiled and stretched out his hand to the two, starkly, he was also quite proud of the artifact that seemed to be Xu.

Huang Zheng knew that this was Apollo's chariot of the sun, but it was slightly different from the legend, this car had been renovated by Apollo, and it was no longer an innocent car, but Apollo's mobile palace...... But it's normal to think about it, Apollo doesn't stay in Olympus with porridge, but travels around the world like Jigong, but he is the sun god, and he will not take heaven and earth as a seat like Jigong, and Apollo has the characteristics of self-love and pretending.

Flipping through the car door and boarding the Sun Chariot, it was indeed a palace-like installation inside, and nine beautiful-looking, graceful, and gorgeously dressed Jia lined up in two rows in the hall, and respectfully exuded an ethereal voice, "Welcome back Lord Apollo." ”

Huang Zheng was stunned for a moment, then woke up, glanced slightly at the man walking next to him, and said in his heart: Apollo, you will be beaten to death like this!

Apollo didn't know what Huang Zheng was thinking, and explained with a smile: "Siegfried, you probably don't know, these nine are muses, good at singing, dancing and music, and we can also browse their dancing and singing on the way." ”

"Huh." Huang Zheng laughed dryly.

Apollo is also the god of art as the god of the sun, and the song and dance are all under his control, and the nine muse sisters are the goddesses of art, which happens to be under his control, which is nothing new. It's just that he didn't expect Apollo to be so shameless, and he just went out by himself, and he also brought nine goddesses, the others are Jinwu Zangjiao, and he is Jinche Zangjiao...... Damn your sister doesn't love you!

Huang Zheng slandered in his heart, but Shatiao Aige was careful, for her, if she found that the women in front of Huang Zheng were all fox spirits, and now nine fox spirits came out at once, so that she would not be unguarded.

But the Nine Muses are Apollo's henchmen, if the Nine Muses can be exchanged for Artemis's love, he will probably not hesitate, but Huang Zheng did not mention this request, of course he will not take the initiative to send the Nine Muses out, yes, there is nothing special except listening to songs and dancing along the way.

The speed of the Sun Chariot was so fast that it had already reached its destination without even a single section of the song and dance...... It was the largest island of all, and the trees that grew made the whole island green and green, and it seemed to be filled with life and life, and there was a slight sense of secrecy.

The chariot of the sun did not simply drive to the island, but stopped nearly a hundred meters along the coast, and Apollo said: "My sister knows my breath best, and as soon as I set foot on the island, she will know about my existence, and then she will come and come with arrows, so I can only send you here...... Siegfried, I'll leave the rest to you. ”

"Don't worry, I promise to convince her to reconcile with you, and don't forget to fulfill my promise." Huang Zheng said with a smile.

Apollo laughed heartily, "Whatever you say, I'll do it." ”

I'm afraid that if you don't do it, you won't be able to.

Huang Zheng said a silent sentence in his heart, and then got off the car with Shatiao Aige, with the skills of the two of them, of course, the nearly 100-meter coast could not pose any problems, and soon flew to the shore of the island, and Apollo's solar chariot also drove out at the same time...... Although he had not yet landed on the island, he was closer, and Artemis had noticed it.

The stakes are huge, and he may not dare to be sloppy.

"Aige, then you can find a place to rest, and I'll go to see the goddess myself." Seeing that the Sun Chariot had disappeared into the sky, Huang Zheng turned his head to the girl and said.

"What? You want to leave me alone? How can that work? Of course, Sand Stripe Aige will not make peace, and letting Huang Zheng pretend to pursue Artemis has made a big concession.

"Aren't you empty words, I'm going to seduce the goddess now, what do you think she will think if she has the rest of the women with me?"

"Shameless come up!"

Don't be funny, you think everyone is you!

Huang Zheng was speechless for a while, and said: "Aige, didn't you say last time that even if I want to open a harem, you will find the most beautiful woman in the world for me, and it doesn't matter how much you want...... Now it's just chasing a goddess, and maybe it's fake, so you don't have to be so nervous, right? ”

"Yes, but what I said last time was that you were happy to stay with me...... And the fact that you didn't stay, then what I said at the time naturally wouldn't count. The girl smiled mischievously.

You are so reasonable!

Huang Zheng was speechless, although this girl was very open to the rest of the things, but the only thing in this regard was that she was very elite and simple, and she was no different from ordinary women, but because she was more clever, Huang Zheng had no loopholes to drill, but if she was really brought in, the foundation of the matter of Apollo was not done.

After thinking for a while, Huang Zheng decided to use a big move.

"Aige, you are obedient, and when this battle is over, I will report you and my real name."

"Real name?"

"Hmm." Huang Zheng nodded and said, "For some reason, I am using a pseudonym now, and I have also caused a lot of trouble, if I don't pay attention to it, the result will be beyond imagination......"