"Yezi, why do you want to reward your brother for a bite to eat, is there any room for negotiation in this matter?"

"No, you finally managed to lose weight, and now you're fat into a pig again, and you still eat it? Don't disturb me listening to the songs. “

"How about it, the beauty I found from Yue Di sings "Yue Ren Song" well, but listening to this song is interesting when you hold hands between brothers, come, give your hand to my brother and I will hold it."

Yun Ye struggled to shake off He Shao's fat and greasy pig's trotters, took a sip of grape wine, and closed his eyes to enjoy this moving song, in other words, this song is really beautiful.

"Tonight, the boat is in the middle of the stream. Today, I have to be in the same boat with the prince. Shame is good, not shameful. The heart is stubborn and unstoppable, and I learned about the prince. The mountains have trees and branches, and the heart says that you don't know. "Yue Nu sings this song is indeed a perfect match, the singing voice is tactful and listening, with twists and turns, expressing a woman's love for a man to the fullest, Yun Ye lay on the brocade couch and listened to this song carefully, beating the beat with her hand, and constantly singing with Yue Nu in her mouth.

"Yezi, if you like to listen to this song, I will give you these four Yue girls, I heard that your Hu girl also dances very well, when will you see it." He Shao's big face was always spinning in front of Yun Ye's head, and the ghost knew how he was entangled with the Heavenly Master Sect of Dragon and Tiger Mountain.

Since Zhang Daoling preached in Longhu Mountain, it can be called the peak of talents, there is Zhang Jiao in the East, and Zhang Xiu in the Han Dynasty, stirring up a weak Han family in the world, and finally the building collapsed, how dare He Shao, a guy with such a black history, get involved with them, I don't know if Li Er is very sensitive to rebellion?

Since He Shao went to Yuezhou, it was really a dragon entering the sea, an eagle flying into the sky, and he was a little idle earl who was not as good as a dog in Chang'an. But in Yuezhou, relying on Yun Ye's prestige, he quickly spread his business all over the southeast, Longhu Mountain is famous, He Shao, who has always liked to walk with big people, somehow got in touch, looking for cinnabar for Longhu Mountain everywhere, and after knowing that Yun Ye had a huge amount of cinnabar in his hands from the Yun family's shop. I came by boat.

"I think about it too much, I like to listen to this song, but I'm not interested in beautiful women, my orchid is also a serious dancer, just responsible for dancing, and don't do anything else, if you have the guts, you go to Xin Yue to ask for it, you see if she will discount your fat legs."

"My younger brother and sister's temperament is indeed fiercer, brother, I still don't want to touch the mold. But why do you have to give me some cinnabar, I heard that no one in Chang'an can eat your cinnabar, it's better to give it to my brother, I'll swallow it in one bite, and the price is as you like. “

Yun Ye was really out of luck with this guy who didn't remember to eat or not, rolled his eyes and pulled the fat face over and said loudly: "If you want to use cinnabar to make money, I will definitely give it to you, and it doesn't matter if you give it all." But if you want to take it to the Heavenly Master to teach, I won't give you a single grain. Why did you forget the sin you suffered some time ago?

The Wudou Rice Sect has never been a good thing, and their purpose sounds very tempting, but the disaster at the end of the Han Dynasty, Zhang Jiao and they have to bear most of the responsibility, and now the imperial power is at its peak, and His Majesty's power is unmatched. No matter what you do, you must first consider the likes and dislikes of Your Majesty, do you know, something happened to Nanzhao, what Your Majesty wants now is not to pacify Nanzhao, but to name Meng Shelong's head. Domineering to such a point, you still dare to go up the pole to find Longhu Mountain, if your majesty looks at them unpleasantly that day, they will be uprooted immediately, do you know, we are all looking at your majesty's face now. “

He Shao's face immediately turned pale, and he said in a snort: "Doesn't Your Majesty believe in Taoism, I pat the fart of Longhu Mountain, isn't it just the fart of Maxi Majesty?" “

Yun Ye gave He Shao a slap on his head, and yelled: "Your Majesty does not believe in Taoism, Your Majesty believes in Lao Tzu, that is the ancestor of his family, he gives incense to the ancestors, doesn't he say that he believes in Taoism, and the incense is given to the ancestors and not Taoism, so you have to distinguish clearly."

You are a fart on the back, you are patting Longhu Mountain, it is better to shoot me, I am half of His Majesty's son-in-law, or a student of Niangniang, as long as I want, I can live with them every day, wouldn't it be a thousand times better to shoot me than to shoot them? “

He Shao's face immediately recovered, and he laughed and said: "It's indeed this reason, it's not a burden to pat your brother's ass, why do you want to look at those dead people's faces, give me cinnabar, I'll go and make a lot of money for us to come back, to be honest, those old ways do have money, let's not entangle with them, it's no problem to make money, right?" “

Yun Ye saw that He Shao had figured it out, so he lay back to Jinqi and said: "If you want a high price, the goods are my friend's, I don't take a cut, you take your profits away, and buy some shops for the rest, and someone will hand them over to you." “

He Shao nodded, he didn't ask who this friend was, this was very flattering, and the frightened Yue Nu just now continued to sing the Yue Ren song under Yun Ye's instructions.

It's right to live like this, the three wives in the family are attentive, and it's comfortable to drink a little wine and listen to a song with fox friends and dog friends outside, and when you come home after a day of wandering, the children will hug their legs and shout Daddy, asking for gifts, knowing that her husband has drunk a day's wine in Yanlailou, Xin Yue also asked with a smile if you are tired today? What more could a husband ask for in such a day.

When I have nothing to do, I go to the academy to teach two classes, receive the admiring eyes of the students, and when I am irritable, I go to the Lingnan Navy Camp to play the majesty of the handsome, and whip the two generals who make mistakes twice, and only when they are full will they go to the palace and bow their heads to let the eldest grandson reprimand.

Humming the Yue Ren song and pushing the old Li Gang to walk around the academy This is Yun Ye's homework, the old Li Gang will generally enjoy letting him push around and hang around, today I listened to the Yue Ren song and reacted a little differently, hooked his finger towards Yun Ye, signaled him to lean his face over, thinking that the old gentleman had something to say and hurried over, I saw that the old gentleman worked hard to accumulate a large mouthful of saliva, and sprayed Yun Ye's face with a bang. I was still in a daze when I heard the old gentleman scolding.

"Bastard, "Yue Ren Song" is also what you can sing? Do you know what an allusion is? If you don't learn and don't know how to do it, it's a shame, why did you have such a fool in my dignified Yushan Academy, why do you like to engage in the art of Longyang when you have a wife and children at home? Bring me the crutches, and if I don't kill you bastard today, it's not over. ”

"Wait, your old man will make it clear first and then do it, it's too disgusting, how can I sing "Yue Ren Song" and have something to do with Longyang's goodness, He Shao said that listening to this song brothers holding hands will sound like a taste."

Mr. Li Gang angrily punched his head with his fist, and it took a long time to quiet down and tell Yun Ye about the origin of "Yue Ren Song", after listening to the origin, Yun Ye was irritable and just wanted to kill, it was too embarrassing, and he was still chanting these days, no wonder those gentlemen looked at themselves strangely and began to dodge.

The source of the record in "The Song of the Yue People" is Han Liu Xiang's "Shuo Yuan", Volume 11, Good Sayings, paragraph 13.

The story is about the day when Xiang Chengjun of Chu State was canonized and knighted, standing by the river in gorgeous clothes. Doctor Chu Zhuang Xin passed by and was happy when he saw him, so he stepped forward to salute and wanted to shake his hand. Xiang Chengjun was angry at his excessive courtesy and ignored it. So Zhuang Xin washed his hands and told Xiang Chengjun the story of the Ejun of Chu:

The younger brother of the king of Chu traveled by boat, and there were Yue boatmen who loved him and sang to him with oars. The singing is melodious and lingering, euphemistic and beautiful, which moved Ejun, and immediately let people translate it into Chu, which gave rise to the words of "Yue Ren Song". After understanding the meaning of the song, instead of being angry, E Jun walked over and hugged the boatman, covered him with an embroidered quilt, and was willing to sleep with him.

Zhuang Xin then asked Xiang Chengjun: Ejun is noble and can still have a good time with the Yue boatman, why can't I shake your hand? Xiang Chengjun seriously agreed to his request and handed him his hand.

It's not a fucking song about a woman courting a man, it's a poem that explicitly celebrates homosexuality. Yun Ye felt that the sky had fallen, and Yun Ye, the head of the three evils in Chang'an, was now contaminated with the bad habits of Longyang's goodness, and Chang'an City was estimated to have spread all over it now. No wonder He Shao, that bastard who doesn't learn and doesn't know how to do it, has to say that this song has to be listened to with your hands in order to have a charm.

He handed the crutches to Mr. Li Gang and whispered, "You just beat me to death with a stick today, I won't be able to live." ”

Li Gang said angrily: "In the early years, I told you to read more books, but now I know that it is a shame?" Go home and think about it behind closed doors, read through "Chu Ci" to the old man, and you are not allowed to go out if you are not familiar with it. ”

"The student obeys, but before that, please allow the student to kill a person, it was this bastard who threw the student into the ditch, and not killing him is not enough to vent the hatred in my heart."

A half-sized panda approached Yun Ye, who gritted his teeth, and just wanted to hold his legs and beg for something to eat, but Yun Ye kicked him out and crawled into the bamboo forest.

The red-eyed Yun Ye sent Li Gang back to the office, rode on Wangcai himself, and rushed to the place where He Shao lived like the wind, and swore not to be a man if he didn't peel off the skin of this bastard today.

Hey? Strange thing, the housekeeper actually said that his master was sick, Yun Ye could take care of these things at this time, and the bastard had to beat him up first if he had leprosy. Kicked open the door and was stunned, He Shao probably had only one breath left, his head was swollen like a pig's head, and his body was full of bruises, when he saw Yun Ye coming in, he cried and rolled down from the bed and hugged Yun Ye's leg and said: "Qingque is crazy, you beat me like this without saying a word when you come to my house, you can help me ask, why?" ”

"When Qingque came to your house, you also entertained him to listen to "Yue Ren Song"?"

"Yes, such a beautiful tune, how can a good friend not share it."

"You took his hand too? I mean when you listen to songs. ”

"Southerners said that only in this way can they enjoy the charm of this song."

"Bear with me, because I really want to beat you up......" (To be continued......)

PS: Section 4