With Victoria's matchmaking, Li Xiaofeng was naturally happy, he had long wanted to see what kind of virtue this legendary extremely obscene old man was, and he was really curious about what the old man who wanted to be a hero didn't realize his dream in person to be honest

Like other old men, old Mr. Hemstra also lives in the suburbs, the house is not small, plus the garden lawn, dozens of acres of ground can not come The only thing that makes Li Xiaofeng wonder is that other people's gardens are planted with flowers and plants, but the old man's garden is desolate, full of loess mounds and potholes, which for a while made Li Xiaofeng think of the demolition site in later generations and the ground that was "gnawed" by rabbits in the Australian wilderness

Li Xiaofeng asked curiously: "Rabbits here?" ”

Victoria shrugged and replied, "No, this last hare was roasted and eaten by Angelina's grandfather ten years ago, and all of this you see is the old man's handiwork."

What kind of masterpiece is this? Li Xiaofeng shouted and thought, is the old man engaged in civil engineering, or does he have a special preference for repairing the earth, otherwise he can change the forest garden into a wasteland in Brazzaville, Congo?

Victoria pursed her lips, not looking interested in explaining, but ordered: "Look at it and you'll know the way"

Before Li Xiaofeng could understand what was going on, the loud sound of the military horn sounded from the other side of the big mound, followed by the rapid drum beating, as if a military band was stationed on the other side of the big mound

"Musical?" Li Xiaofeng guessed

Victoria shook her head sneeringly, but was noncommittal, and just as a certain immortal was about to rush up the loess mound to see if it was real, an army emerged from behind the loess mound to the rhythm of the drums

Li Xiaofeng rubbed his eyes in surprise, making sure that he was not dazzled, he did see an army majestically marching forward with a spear, a ridiculous blue uniform, pantyhose and a hat with bird feathers, well, the most ridiculous thing is the burning stick in their hands - what, who got the old antique flintlock musket in the museum

Li Xiaofeng obviously felt that his brain was showing signs of death, if it wasn't for him once again traveling to the Napoleonic era, then he ran into a group of crappy imitators, how to say that although military fans in later generations also like cosplay, but at most it is the level of the Allied army fighting the Nazis, and it is already very hi to play with the old antiques of World War II to imitate the battles of the Napoleonic era, to be honest, the conditions are really high

While he was thinking about it, the sound of horses' hooves at the end of old Mr. Hemstra's garden sounded, and dozens of horsemen galloped over like a whirlwind cloud, rolling up the loess in the sky, making Li Xiaofeng and Victoria disgraced

The two looked at each other, and Victoria explained, "Do you see the little cavalry at the head?" That's who you're looking for."

Li Xiaofeng squinted his eyes through the layers of loess smoke, and carefully looked at the old man, the old man is indeed very short, not to mention that in Russia, where people are tall and bigger, people are stronger than bears, even in China in this era, he is considered short, and he is the descendant of the most tall who went to Japan to bully Wu Dalang

In addition to being very short, the old man is as thin as a monkey, and wearing the helmet and cuirass of the dragoon is really a bit of a macaque, but the old man's expression on the horse is extremely serious, as if he is really a general who leads thousands of troops and horses to charge and kill in the enemy formation

Anyway, Li Xiaofeng felt that the scene was extremely ridiculous, especially after the two sides were in close combat, the scene was even more funny, the knight who was not skilled in riding fell to the ground like a lame toad, the frightened infantry brothers dodged the rampaging horses without a head, people kept falling, people kept throwing away their weapons, and the timid one actually sat down on the ground and cried

"It's really a farce," Li Xiaofeng shook his head, and couldn't bear to watch it

Victoria couldn't agree more: "It's a farce, indeed...... And such a farce has to be repeated every three or five days"

"What" Li Xiaofeng's eyes are about to fall out, he knows what the garden of the Hermstra family has become a wasteland, with the old man's tossing strength, I am afraid that even flowers and plants have been trampled into yellow mud

"Actually, it's not the most terrible," Victoria said helplessly, "The worst thing is that most of these people are actors that the old man paid for...... When my sister-in-law went to great lengths to save every kopeck for the family, this abominable old man did not change his instinct to spend a lot of money, why didn't God strike him with thunder"

Li Xiaofeng looked at the puffed Victoria, and then at the old man who was high-spirited and killed left and right on the "battlefield", he had to admit that the old man was indeed very evil and obscene, no matter who encountered this kind of problem, the old man would feel scratching his head, but Li Xiaofeng still didn't understand what the old man was doing to go to the battlefield with real knives and guns, at least the cost was low

Victoria pointed and explained: "If you look carefully, if he could go to the battlefield, he would have gone a long time ago, and the old man's legs and feet are not too neat."

Li Xiaofeng followed Victoria's fingers, and sure enough, he gave a clue, the old man didn't seem to be riding on a horse by himself, but was tied to the saddle by a rope, his right leg was atrophied severely, as thick as an ordinary arm, and obviously much shorter than his left leg

"Polio," Li Xiaofeng blurted out

"That's right," Victoria nodded, "The old man got polio when he was eight years old, you know, the army definitely doesn't want this disease......"

Li Xiaofeng understands everything, the old man is a disabled person, destined to have nothing to do with the army, battles, and heroes in this life, but he still has a heart that longs to become famous, well, this is indeed a cup

Li Xiaofeng thought for a while, and then asked: "But there is one thing I still don't understand, maybe Mr. Hemstra's only ideal is to go to the battlefield to be a hero, although he can't aspire to it, but he won't force his only granddaughter to marry a scumbag?" ”

Victoria snorted and scolded: "That old man is perverted here, he can't be a hero, Aunt Victor has been raised to be a playboy again, and after thinking about it, he somehow came to a conclusion - why can't he become a hero?" Why can't Victor's uncle become a hero? It is because the Hemsstra family lacks martial blood, if you want your descendants to produce a great hero, then the only way to find a great hero to marry and inject the blood of heroes into the cowardly Hemsstra family ......"

Li Xiaofeng was directly messy in the wind, is this the legendary breeding maniac? He was completely speechless about the old man's thinking, what kind of person can come up with such a talented method Li Xiaofeng really wanted to read the paragraph describing Chen Sheng and Wu Guang's uprising in the middle school textbook "Historical Records" to the old man, and tell him that the prince and the prince will have a kind of Xiangning

Nima, a Chinese peasant with mud legs, could have figured out the question 2,000 years ago, and you, a highly-educated aristocrat, couldn't figure out whether to say that meat eaters were despised, or that your polio burned out your brain?

Li Xiaofeng's side was full of slander, and after the old man's side won a big victory in a big chaos, he finally found out about this pair of bad guests

The old man rode a tall horse, like a proud thin monkey, slowly paced in front of Victoria, and asked enthusiastically: "Ha Luha, how did little Vita come here, you finally changed your mind and became interested in men's sports...... I have to say, this is a good phenomenon, and the ** husband family has indeed reached the point where it needs to inject courage and courage into the bloodline, and these young men around me are a hundred times stronger than those little white faces in the city."

Li Xiaofeng finally knew why Victoria had such a big grudge against the old man, and the feeling was that the old man was ready to widely promote his bloodline theory, in addition to harming his granddaughter, he was also ready to poison Victoria's temper He didn't know how to look at these crooked melons and cracked dates around the old man

"Who is this guy? Weta, I told you a long time ago that I don't welcome little white faces here," the old man suddenly sneered at Li Xiaofeng defiantly

Lao Tzu was also shot while lying down

Of course, Li Xiaofeng understood that the old man was suddenly picking on his thorns, it was nothing more than Victoria Buniao, an old bastard, but the old bastard was not willing to fail, and always wanted to promote his own theory, and when he saw himself coming with Victoria today, he thought that he had that kind of relationship with Victoria, so he was ready to make trouble to belittle himself

If you were someone else, I am afraid that you would not offend the lewd old man at this time, but Li Xiaofeng is not an ordinary person, he was originally dissatisfied with the old man taking Angelina as a bargaining chip, and now he dares to take the initiative to provoke, and if he doesn't fight back immediately, he is really blind this time

Li Xiaofeng pointed at the old man and asked Victoria contemptuously, "Who is this lame monkey?" Running out of the circus? ”

Flutter

Victoria smiled, to be honest, she also felt that the old man was very much like a boring monkey, but she didn't dare to say it to her face Now Li Xiaofeng's public slap in the face is of course very bold, but it also makes her very relieved, and she feels more and more pleasing to someone

The old man has not been provoked in person for many years, and today he was slapped in front of Li Xiaofeng, and his face was flushed with anger, so that Victoria, who worked hard to suppress his smile, couldn't help but think of a word - monkey ass

Seriously, it was too much of a resemblance, so poor Victoria burst out laughing again, and now the old man was annoyed, he was neither blind nor stupid, and soon guessed the reason why Victoria laughed again, and was immediately annoyed:

"Bastard, I'm going to duel you"

Li Xiaofeng glanced at the old man, looking arrogant: "I'm sorry, I'm not interested in bullying the disabled, well, I'm still a very old and thin disabled person, my mother told me to be sympathetic and not to discriminate against the elderly with physical disabilities" (to be continued)

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