Chapter 0725: The Land of the Decisive Battle, the Trapped Beast Guam, and the Trick War
MacArthur could understand that he was going to fight, so he was ready to turn around and go to the position to prepare for battle.
"Hey, that foreign devil, wait a minute!"
Old Tang, who has always been on the edge, gave a rare cry at this time, still in broken English.
Blair turned his head and asked very politely:
"Mr. Tang, what's the matter?"
Old Tang frowned, thought for a moment before saying:
"Are you planning to go back to the southern mountain range and design all the remaining more than 1,000 surface-to-ship and surface-to-air missiles to launch Zhuyuan?
And then within the range of the other side approaching Guam, launch a strike, knocking out most of the fleet and bomber formations?"
Blair said with a smile:
"That's right, this is the most common method of warfare, and it is also what we need the most at the moment! If we wait for the soldiers on the landing ship to land, we will definitely die. ”
Looking at the calm old Don, Blair added a sentence in a ghostly manner:
"Could it be that you have a better tactic?"
Old Tang, who was full of seriousness, glanced back at the direction of the bunker, and then moved his eyes to look at No. 3, his serious expression disappeared in an instant, and he said with a hippie smile:
"There is a way, it depends on whether you dare to follow me......"
The crowd standing aside to discuss heard the conversation between Blair and Old Don, and looked at it at the same time!
Zheng Weida's eyes were filled with curiosity, and he smiled:
"The captain said, your old Tang is also a crooked talent, what can you do, let's hear it?"
Old Tang grinned, waved the peachwood sword in his hand, tied the hem of the white coat to his waist, and said while drawing on the ground with the sword:
"You see, I've drawn a map of Guam, divided into four directions, and each place has a part of our people.
You say, if you were a general, where would you strike Guam first?"
Blair pursed his lips in disdain, pointed to the map, and said:
"Don't think about it, the first thing to be attacked must be the southern mountains, which is the Guam land-based missile base, where all the missiles are.
The south is a big threat to the fleet and bombers, as long as the base is destroyed, everything becomes simple......"
Old Tang nodded and said:
"According to conventional thinking, those missiles of five or six tons, or even more than a dozen tons, can't move, right?"
Blair nodded, affirming Don's statement.
"However, I have a crooked solution! I suggest that all land-based missiles in the entire southern part of Guam be transferred, leaving behind some deceptive fake gadgets. ”
Old Tang frowned, and cautiously added again:
"Not only the missiles, but all the soldiers, but also all the places. ”
Blair and Zheng Weida glared at Old Tang as if they were idiots, and at this time, Huoda, who had long been unable to help it, said angrily:
"You're talking about getting all the people into that bombed-up underground base, right?
Don't forget, it's a dead end, and if we get in, we'll have to be slaughtered, and there's no room to go around. ”
Huoda's words were agreed by most people, but a trace of surprise flashed in one person's eyes, and he looked at Old Tang quietly.
Old Tang shook his head helplessly, pretending to be silent than usual, and said:
"Could it be that this Guam is surrounded and can go around in circles?"
"No! Hiding in a bunker is the same as staying anywhere else in Guam, there is no room to go around.
Does Old Tang have something else? Labor and management warn you, don't make up your mind about the newly assembled equipment on the storm......"
The old driver looked at Old Tang and suddenly grinned.
Luo Gang took a step forward, glanced at the old driver, looked at Old Tang again, nodded and said:
"I listen to you, what do you say?"
No. 3, who had not spoken, raised his head slightly, and said with a smile:
"Since Liu Eighteen is not here, then I suggest that this defensive battle be commanded by Lao Tang. ”
No. 3 expressed his support for Lao Tang, and the weight was extremely heavy!
In fact, they are also confused in their hearts, is this number three a human or a machine?
Did Liu 18 eat meat and buns?
Liu Shibai, who is in the middle of the meat bun, whether he has a fracture or not, is a gossip story worth scrutinizing.
Everyone in the world knows that women gossip!
In fact, men gossip more than women......
Because a woman's gossip just wants to express her extraordinary communication skills......
And in the world of men's gossip, there is a murderous intent hidden step by step......
The wind dances lightly, Cuihua, Chen Haowen, Chen Hongzhi, Huoda, MacArthur, the six of them see No. 3, the old driver, Luo Gang agreed with Lao Tang's suggestion, and simply nodded together.
Old Tang smiled proudly and said:
"Let Zhang Guanglie's grandson take the fighters and pilots back to the Storm Battleship to rest.
Each of them is a treasure, and it is up to them to turn the tide of the battle in the end. ”
Then, Old Tang looked at Blair and said mysteriously:
"There are tens of thousands of people in Guam, and I ask you, Blair, where is your poop hidden?
As I understand it, it's impossible for you to dump your poop into the ocean, and it's not realistic for you to farm, or dig a hole at a time.
Everything you open your mouth depends on the supply ship, and the supply ship will not return to the United States with 10,000 tons of stool......"
Old Tang picked up the peachwood sword and gestured, looked at Blair with a hint of excitement, and said in surprise:
"According to the calculation of three catties of excrement per person a day, there are 30,000 catties in a day, 300,000 catties in ten days, and one million catties in a month......
Come on, Blair, tell me, where are you hiding all that wet and dry stuff?"
Blair's face was distorted, and he shrugged with an exaggerated expression peculiar to white people:
"Mistertang, you're crazy......"
Old Tang mysteriously patted Blair on the shoulder and affirmed:
"I'm not crazy! Now, take your soldiers who are hiding and waiting to be bombed, dig up those stinking things, and scatter them evenly all over the bay west of Guam......
Looking at Blair, who staggered away with a slightly chaotic pace, even No. 3 began to gossip and said curiously:
"What do you mean?"
Old Tang said "cough!" twice, raised his hand to sort out the hat on his head that looked like a road crown, and said triumphantly:
"Guam has little vegetation, and on the first day of their arrival, they discovered that neither firewood nor natural gas from supply ships was used for cooking in the barracks and local natives.
Then there is only one explanation, in Guam there is a biogas digester, a huge biogas digester. ”
Cuihua blushed and scolded:
"It's not serious, those yellow and white things, it's filthy! If you say it's more reliable to turn it out and detonate it or use it as fuel, but what's the use of sprinkling it on the western beach? It stinks......
Cuihua said this, and several people would come to their senses, and they understood the bad idea of this guy Tang......
Old Tang's idea is actually a trick......
It looks white, the most beautiful western bay in Guam, with fine sand that looks fine and soft, and dozens of coconut trees and dozens of barbed wire fences......
Eventually, Guam's western bay, the sandy beaches, will be the final battleground......
Old Tang looked at Guam faintly and said softly:
"As for those missiles, let's not use any of them first! Let them think that we don't have a single missile, and all of them were destroyed in the last air raid......
Let's see who is the last beast to be trapped on Guam!"
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The next chapter, updated soon......