Chapter 342: Ibiza Massacre (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
There was also a round of applause from the stands at the Ibiza Athletic Stadium, with all the Ibiza fans giving a standing ovation to Bora Luz and to his daughter Anissa above heaven.
"Fack, it's shit." Louisson scolded fiercely, "It's noisy." ”
As he spoke, he looked over to see the grandstand of the Pagalitos Stadium, and the Numancia fans were singing loudly.
This is the press box for the match between Numancia and Barcelona at home.
Luisson is a columnist for Daily Sport and a die-hard Barcelona fan.
This game is the first game of the new season for Barcelona and the debut of new manager Pep Guardiola, so many Barcelona media reporters came to watch the game away, hoping to see a Barcelona team that is different from the chaos of last season.
However, to the disappointment of Barcelona reporters, at least from the way the first half has played so far, they do not feel any optimism.
Will Pep Guardiola lead Ibiza to a new level? Let's talk nonsense.
The first half has been played for more than 30 minutes, and the score is still 1-0, and the home team Numancia is ahead.
The ratio of shots to goal was 2:5, with Numancia scoring one with two shots and Barcelona scoring with five shots without scoring.
Barcelona had 70 per cent possession at one point, but what was the use of having possession?
Is this Pep Guardiola's football philosophy?
Louison snorted.
Next to him was Le Monde Sport reporter Bill Brown. Tasoladera.
The young journalist in his twenties held his eyes and was struggling to tap on his laptop.
Louisson poked his head over to see what had been written:
"When several senior leaders of Barcelona met at Camp Nou a few months ago, it was almost at a luncheon that the manager of the team for the following season - Pep Guardiola, it was a strange choice, Barcelona actually chose a man who was only 37 years old and had no experience in coaching a professional team to coach one of the biggest clubs in the world, and their reason turned out to be that Guardiola was a native Catalan, and Guardiola was the former flag of Barcelona. His ability to adapt to Barça's environment to the fullest has a lot to do with it.
Well, the reason seems to be good, everyone is looking forward to Pep Guardiola's debut, however, Pep Guardiola's team is clearly disappointing, the attack seems to be lacking, up to 70 per cent possession, in my opinion, it is a minus, 0 to one, only five shots on goal, what is the use of such possession?
Now, Barcelona's gamble of choosing 'Pep Guardiola to coach' will obviously end in failure......"
This kid has a really poisonous mouth.
……
Luisson smashed his mouth, "Bill, I think you're a little extreme, it's a bit too radical to say that Guardiola can't do it in one game." ”
"Then you say, how many games should I give him?"
"At least...... Three games for it. Louison said uncertainly.
"I've appealed to Barcelona to consider having Coach Fang Jue in charge." Next to the two men, a young reporter shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, "It's a pity that no one pays attention." ”
"Hey, hey, man, are you serious?" Louisson glanced at his colleague and saw his press card hanging on: "Evening Catalunya", Karl. Fernando.
I don't know.
"Who did I think it was, but it was Mr. Fernando." Bill. Tasoladra recognized Fernando, and he said to Louisson, "Carl. Mr. Fernando is now faithful to only one thing, and that is - to tout Fang Jue. ”
"The Chinese coach in Ibiza?"
"Yes." Tasoladra said.
"Yes, the same coach who led Barcelona to the Copa del Rey last season." Cal. Fernando added.
"It was just an accident." Bill. Tasoladra argued.
"Accident?" Fernando sneered.
"Alright, Mr. Fernando." Luisson stopped the argument between the two young journalists, "I admit that the Chinese coach and his team did a good job last season, but the probability of an upset in the cup is relatively high, and the real test of the Chinese coach is this season's La Liga, and the long league is the real test." ”
"That's right." Bill. Tasoladra immediately said, "I doubt that Fang Jue and his team will be able to win the league before Easter? ”
"Don't say that." Luisson waved his hand, "In the first five rounds of the league, Ibiza can win one game, which is a better result. ”
"Don't forget, Ibiza won Real Madrid in the Spanish Super Cup." Fernando said loudly.
"Cup, huh."
"Real Madrid, huh."
Both of them sneered, but they were beating drums in their hearts, forgetting about this stubble, it seems that Ibiza, a promoted horse, is indeed very strong.
However, a long league is not the same as a cup competition, which is a hotbed of upsets, and a long league is the one that can test a team the most.
……
Fernando was angry and ignored these two people, and then, after calming down, Fernando was in a mess, what was wrong with him? Actually defended Fang Jue and Ibiza!
Fernando was a little helpless, he didn't know if it was because he had been 'undercover' praising Fang Jue that caused the confusion of his sense of identity, and he couldn't listen to others say that Yves and Fang Jue were bad now.
I'm afraid that even if I stand up now and say that I am Fang Jue's critic and an undercover agent, no one will believe it.
Fernando suddenly became a little bored and said no more.
Luisson and Tasoladra were happy to see Fernando shut up, they felt like they had won.
The previous quarrel between the three people attracted the attention of other peers around them, and when they heard that they were no longer arguing, they all showed regretful expressions.
"Come and see, God." Just then, a reporter exclaimed.
Everyone turned their heads to look over and heard him shouting, "Ibiza is 5-1 at home to Atletico Madrid." ”
What the?
Fernando immediately ran over to look, and saw that the match between Ibiza and Atletico Madrid was being broadcast live on his laptop, and the score was impressive: Ibiza 5:1 Atletico Madrid.
"Atletico has someone got a red card?" Someone asked, this is Louisson.
"Nope."
"Someone at Atletico left the pitch with an injury?" Bill. Tasoladra asked.
"Maxi. Rodriguez went off injured and went off the pitch. ”
"I'll just say—the reason is ......," Bill said. Tasoladra shut up, and he saw that the people around him were all looking at him with a 'mentally retarded' expression.
Tasoladella's face turned red, and he didn't dare to quibble anymore, just because a player left the field with an injury, he let the fourth place in La Liga be promoted to the polo team in more than half an hour, what kind of player does this have to be? Even Kaka doesn't have such a contrasting deterrent effect for Milan.
……
An hour later.
Fernando felt like every cell in his body was dancing, even more so than Tracey helping him unclog the pipes.
"See, see."
Then everybody saw Carl. Mr. Fernández was shouting excitedly.
"I said a long time ago that Coach Fang Jue and his Ibiza are very strong."
"I said a long time ago that Coach Fang Jue's Ibiza will be the most mysterious and terrifying force in La Liga this season."
The people around him watched this third-rate reporter of the "Evening de Catalunya" laugh here, and some people hated it, including Louisson and Bill. Tasoladra is the most, but they can only suppress their unhappiness in their hearts, unable to refute anything, and even have to make fun of saying two nice words together.
Without him, at this time at the Atletico Ibiza stadium, the score between Ibiza and Atletico Madrid has been rewritten to 7:2.
At the end of the first half, the score was temporarily fixed at 5-1, with home team Ibiza leading by four goals over Madrid giants Atletico Madrid.
At the start of the second half, Sergio Aguero received the fetch of Luiz. Garcia's header was crossed, and after the ball was stopped on his chest, he suddenly hit a beautiful volley to help Atletico Madrid rewrite the score to 2:5, which made the Atletico fans cheer, and they felt that they saw the hope of a comeback: Ibiza can score five goals in the first half, why can't we return five goals to them in the half?
Then, just ten minutes later, the hopes of the Atletico Madrid man were completely dashed.
In the 60th minute of the game, Deisler cut inside laterally and suddenly broke through the goal guarded by Kupete again, and the Ibiza captain scored twice to help Ibiza rewrite the score to 6:2!
Then, fifteen minutes later, Deisler, Robert Lewandowski and Fareco passed the ball in succession, and finally substitute Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, who came on as substitute Fareco, fired a powerful shot into the bottom left corner from the edge of the box.
This goal caused a huge madness at the Atletico Ibiza stadium.
Born and raised in Ibiza, Fareco has been playing for Ibiza Juniors since he was eight years old and Ibiza fans were delighted to watch the youngster with a deep Ibiza imprint score in such an important game.
Of course, this goal rewrote the score to 7:2, and it is also the most important reason to be happy.
……
Fernando was really happy and very happy.
It's a feeling of excitement.
He felt that his hard work, more than a year of thunderous praise for Fang Jue and Ibiza's hard work had paid off: who could understand the magnificent ups and downs and bumps in his heart.
No wind and rain, no rainbow.
Fernando felt that he could now proudly say: he, Carl. Fernando was the first 'shameless' journalist to follow and praise Coach Fang Jue, he was proud, he was proud.
Ten minutes later, looking at the laptop showing that the match between Ibiza and Atletico Madrid was over, looking at the score shown on it.
"You know what? It's a testament to history! Fernando said proudly, "This game will be the most famous game in the history of La Liga, and as a man who has always been optimistic about Coach Fang Jue and Ibiza, I have witnessed history along the way." ”
At this moment, at the Ibiza Athletic Stadium, there is already a sea of cheers and madness, and the score on the electronic scoreboard of the stadium is very eye-catching:
Ibiza 8:3 Atletico Madrid.
In the last ten minutes, Atletico Madrid's substitute Banega scored a direct free kick for Atletico Madrid, but on Ibiza's side, it was also Royce, who came on as a substitute, scored an inward shot in a counterattack to help Ibiza lock the score at 8:3!
In the media booth at the Atletico Ibiza Stadium, many Chinese journalists, including Zhong Dahua, were enthusiastic.
Direct free kicks, goal-grabbing points, supplementary shots, long-range shots, and in-cut shots, Ibiza's attack blossomed in full swing.
Eight goals!
In his La Liga debut, he scored eight goals in one game, and he finished fourth in La Liga last season, and scored the goal of Atletico Madrid, a La Liga giant!
It's so cool to be able to witness such a game in person!
Pagalitos Stadium.
Journalists in the media gallery have been bothered to pay attention to Barcelona's away match against Numancia, who are talking about this match on the island of Ibiza.
"This will probably be the debut of the most terrifying promotion horse in the history of La Liga." It was said.
"There is no doubt that this is definitely the most terrifying score in the history of La Liga."
'Don't forget, this is Ibiza's first La Liga game in 54 years.
"This team has been promoted from La B to La Liga, I didn't expect it to be so scary."
Listening to these discussions, Fernando felt that he was swimming in a spring of happiness, bubbling beautifully.
At this time, the referee also blew the whistle of the end of the match between Numancia and Barcelona, the promoted polo team Numancia at home with Mario's goal in the first half of the game, the home team defeated La Liga giants Barcelona 1-0, this La Liga promotion horse broke a big upset, the moment the whistle sounded, the cheers in the stands of Pagalitos Stadium resounded.
However, the reaction to this game in the media seat was relatively flat, if there was no Ibiza side to do things, Numancia defeated Barcelona 1-0 at home, it was definitely a big upset, and it is worth writing about reporters, but, look at the 1-0 here, and then look at Ibiza 8-3 Atletico Madrid, this side can not arouse the enthusiasm of reporters at all, all reporters are talking about the massacre that happened in Ibiza, and many reporters are annoyed that they did not go to the scene to report the match between Ibiza and Atletico Madrid, Missed out on what could be the most famous promotion debut in La Liga history.
"I'll tell you, the first time I played in Ibiza, I was full of praise for the coach. Fernando said triumphantly to the many peers around him, "I was immediately impressed by Coach Fang Jue's coaching talent......