Chapter 183: Special Item: Improper Soap

Flush into the toilet with only 14 seconds left.

Push Gollum, who is dancing in front of the mirror, to the side, and there are only 10 seconds left.

Pick up the soap for 7 seconds.

Turn on the system for 5 seconds.

As the system opened, a translucent [+] sign appeared on everything in the toilet except for Gollum. 3 seconds.

Su Yang nodded at the [+] sign on the top of the soap without hesitation. 2 seconds.

Damn the system is still stuck!

Su Yang: This is the first time that he has an incomparable resentment towards the system! This critical moment is actually stuck!

Fortunately, at the moment when the countdown became 0, a glimmer of light flashed, and the addition was completed.

That's right, the first addition of an item was so sloppy.

Su Yang breathed a sigh of relief, he picked up the soap, grabbed the little gollum who had fallen aside, and put it on his body.

Xiao Gollum was still a little angry, sitting on Su Yang's shoulders, wrapping his hands around his chest, making a cute "hum", tilting his head and ignoring Su Yang.

Su Yang was not angry, and walked out with a smile and soap.

Walking out of the bathroom and into the bedroom, the lucky brick had returned to its original state and changed back to its ordinary appearance. If it hadn't played a magical effect just now, Su Yang would probably only treat it as an ordinary brick.

After all... It still hurts when it shoots people. Ahem.

Putting the bricks aside, Su Yang thought about it, the bricks were in use just now, and they couldn't add points a second time. Now it's in the cooldown time.,The next time you get random points.,Can you give it a second time?

After all, it seems to have always helped itself the most: whether it's used to hit people or add buffs.

Just as Su Yang was pondering, the system interface of the soap finally jumped out, [Soap +1: Obtain special abilities, is it identified?] 】

Special abilities?

Su Yang was not surprised this time, after all, if it was a little monster, he would have awakened a long time ago, and he would not have waited so long.

So he didn't hesitate to click [Yes], wanting to see what kind of best this soap could be added to this soap, which is the most useful in addition to bricks.

In a moment, the note next to the bar of soap changed:

【Improper soap】

Ability 1: After washing your hands with this soap, within 10 minutes, the creature you touch will lose its control over its body and can only do a few simple reflexes.

Ability 2: When this soap is thrown to the ground, everyone who sees it will involuntarily pout their butts and pick it up.

Note 1: This soap is a consumable item and should be used with caution.

Note 2: I'm ready for everything, the rest... Look at you.

Su yang:...

Why does the power of this soap feel so dirty, is it because I am not pure?

And why do you always think of some classic scenes when you see this introduction of it?

Sure enough, it's a bad soap.

Su Yang tossed the soap in his hand, looked around the room, stayed on Gollum for a moment, and finally he left the room.

Downstairs, Xiao Di was frowning on the sofa looking at the translucent interface in his hand. The interface is full of rows of data, which looks very complicated.

Su Yang walked up to her and exclaimed in a particularly exaggerated manner, "Oops." Then he threw the soap away.

Xiao Di raised his head and glanced at Su Yang curiously, probably wondering why Su Yang was called.

Su Yang also looked at her...

The two looked at each other, and an atmosphere of awkwardness filled the air.

An embarrassed smile tugged at the corner of Su Yang's mouth, "Morning." ”

Xiao Di smiled cutely, "Good morning, master." ”

After saying that, she turned her head and introduced, "I'm looking at the growth of users..."

Before she could finish her sentence, she suddenly stopped.

Su Yang had been looking at her just now, and clearly saw that Xiao Di happened to see the soap when he turned around.

In that instant, her eyes straightened.

Then Xiao Di involuntarily stood up, pouted at Su Yang, and reached out to pick up the soap.

She wears a short skirt...

Su yang:...

Picking up the soap, Xiao Di shook his head, "Huh? What did I just do? ”

She looked at the soap in her hand and handed it to Su Yang, "Master, your soap has dropped." ”

"Oh oh..."Su Yang hadn't recovered from the scene just now.

It's too... Exciting, no, it's too dirty!

This soap is so improper!

Su Yang felt that he must not use this soap casually in the future, it was too evil! Hey, hey, hey. Hey? Why do you laugh ...

Taking the soap, Su Yang put the soap in his pocket, Xiaodi continued the topic that she hadn't finished just now, she said, "Master, you see, the number of users of the [Find Me] app has been skyrocketing, and in just one hour, it has risen by nearly 50,000 users. Compared to our total number of users, it has increased by 50 times. ”

Hearing Xiao Di say this, Su Yang didn't think about it anymore, but looked at the interface.

After reading it, Su Yang asked tentatively, "Is it a hacker attack?" ”

Xiao Di confidently patted his little chest, "Impossible!" Now unless a national-level hacker takes action, ordinary hackers will not be able to hack our server at all. There's no way I'm going to get away with my data. ”

Su Yang looked at Xiaodi's confident gaze and felt that this kid's progress was really fast.

A month ago, she didn't understand anything, she didn't even know how to charge the phone bill, and when she met a Li Runze, she was sprayed and shut up for an afternoon.

Now I can confidently face most of the hackers in China.

This kind of ability to not sleep every day and keep learning on the Internet is really enviable.

Su Yang couldn't help but think of the six pieces of [Memory Master's Mustard Biscuits] left, is Xiao Di equivalent to using a low-profile version of mustard biscuits for 23 hours? Absorb the precious knowledge left by mankind for thousands of years all the time.

As for why 23 hours? Xiao Di has to spare an hour to cook for Su Yang!

Seeing that Su Yang began to wander again, Xiao Di stretched out his little hand and waved it in front of Su Yang, "Wake up, master." Wake up. ”

"Amount." Su Yang came back to his senses, and then asked, "Do you know the reason?" ”

Xiao Di shook his head, "I'm checking, I was adding server configurations before, so I didn't have the time." ”

Speaking of this, Xiao Di grinned, "Master... You see that the server is getting more and more expensive now, do you want to reimburse it? ”

Su Yang patted Xiaodi on the shoulder, "Come on." I'm going to eat an orange. ”

Xiao Di pouted and looked at Su Yang with a resentful expression.

After a while, Su Yang was still peeling oranges, and Xiao Di's voice sounded in his ears, "Master! I found the reason! Come and see! It's Han Yi! Han Yi shared our app! ”

Su Yang looked confused, Han Yi shared his app?

Why? Because you're a fan of her?

That's not right... She didn't know that this app was her own.

Thinking so, Su Yang came to the living room with an orange.

When she came to the living room, Xiao Di happened to come to meet her, and when she saw Su Yang, she held up the interface to Su Yang, "Master, look, Han Yi's Weibo." ”

Su Yang peeled a petal of orange and stuffed it into Xiao Di's mouth while looking at the interface in front of him.

On the interface is Han Yi's Weibo, the first one is Han Yi's new Weibo posted at 6 o'clock today, "I shared my photos on the [Find Me] app, if you are interested, come and find me~"

There is a download link to the Find Me app at the back, with a picture of Han Yi reading the script at the desk.

And now this Weibo has three or four thousand likes, comments, and hundreds of retweets...

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The following does not count as words:

This morning I suddenly received a reward of 100,000 starting coins, and I thought I was too busy and dazzled... I really didn't expect that all of a sudden, an alliance leader came to me.

I've written two books, and I've never gotten the alliance leader, so I'm really surprised and surprised! Thank you again for the 100,000 prize of "Aria that Rings in the Sky"! Congratulations on becoming the leader of this book, and the first leader of my life! Thank you owner! The boss made a fortune!

In addition,The alliance leader added two more.,I originally wanted to celebrate with five chapters today.,But because the plot is combing.,In the end, only 4 chapters were written.,And the 4th chapter is not satisfied.,Directly deleted half of it.,It's not finished now.,So I owe two more for the time being.,Five chapters on Saturday! It's not human if you don't explode!

Finally, thank you again to the leader of the "Aria that resounded in the sky"! Thank you, big guy!

ps: I originally wanted to thank the title, but I found that the number of words was exceeded, so thank you at the end of the chapter!