Zhang Sanfeng: ???

Exterminator: ???

Ho Tai Chong: ???

……

Hearing Ye Weiming's answer that does not follow common sense, everyone with them is confused.

In other words, shouldn't the standard answer to your previous rhetorical question be "definitely not"?

What do you mean by suddenly making a divine twist?

You think you're talking about stand-up comedy!?

Ignoring everyone's surprised and stunned expressions, Ye Weiming continued: "Zhang Wuxia and Yin Susu were taken away by Xie Xun from Wangpanshan Island before, and they sailed at sea for seven hundred and forty-nine days, and then Xie Xun suddenly went crazy and began to kill innocents indiscriminately, and none of the crew and helmsmen were spared. ”

"In order to protect themselves, Zhang Wuxia and his wife fought against it, and the battle directly broke the big boat they were riding into a pile of rotten wood, and finally the three of them each grabbed the broken planks and drifted to a deserted island, which was later named Ice and Fire Island by them."

Zhang Wuxia and Xie Xun married Jin Lan on Ice and Fire Island and lived together for ten years. It was not long ago that Zhang Wuxia and his wife took a self-made raft and set sail from the isolated island along the ocean current, and finally returned to the Central Plains after 9981 days of wandering. ”

During this period, there were some twists and turns, and even Zhang Wuxia's son was kidnapped by gangsters...... Everyone already knows the rest of the story. ”

After briefly explaining the story to everyone, Ye Weiming finally concluded: "According to what I said above, the specific location of Ice and Fire Island is to start from the East China Sea and drift along the ocean current for nine hundred and eighty-one days, so you can naturally reach that Xie Xun's hiding place!" ”

Hearing Ye Weiming say this, everyone was stunned again.

It's as simple as that?

Only the naïve Zhang Wuji took the words of the night unclear seriously.

However, this time, he didn't make a big fuss, but asked Yin Susu in a low voice: "Mother, fortunately, you didn't really tell Uncle Ye about your father-in-law's whereabouts, otherwise he would really betray your father-in-law's whereabouts." ”

"No, Mowgli." Yin Susu explained to Zhang Wuji in a low voice: "Actually, your Uncle Ye knew from the beginning that his mother was lying to him, and he also volunteered to stop himself in order to help us solve this trouble." Mowgli, you see those fools really take your Uncle Night's words seriously! ”

Perhaps thinking that this was another good opportunity to educate children, Yin Susu once again told Zhang Wuji: "Wuji, when you grow up, you must remember that not only the words of beautiful women cannot be trusted, but even seemingly loyal men cannot be trusted!" ”

"Do you remember?"

Zhang Wuji nodded seriously: "Yes, mother, the child remembers!" ”

At this time, Ye Weiming's casual nonsense search method finally aroused the doubts of a group of martial arts people.

The first to speak was the empty monk of Shaolin: "The way that Night Shaoxia said about looking for it does not have any feasibility at all, don't you think it's too child's play for us to find Xie Xun in this way?" ”

Hearing the other party's question, Ye Weiming suddenly became happy: "You still know that this is a child's play!" ”

Extinction was furious: "What does this mean?" ”

"Literally!" Ye Weiming didn't agree with each other, and directly opened: "Zhang Wuxia and Xie Xun were stranded on Ice and Fire Island, and I have already said the process of their return, they just fell on Ice and Fire Island because of an accident, and when they came back, their family was wearing animal skins and riding on a raft, and many people saw it with their own eyes......

After a slight pause, Ye Weiming sneered and asked, "Do you really think that as long as they come out of the island of ice and fire, they must know how to find a lonely island from the vast sea?" ”

"Have you read Tao Yuanming's "The Story of the Peach Blossom Spring"?"

Seeing that no one answered, Ye Weiming continued: "Looking at your appearance, there must be someone who hasn't heard of it, so I'll briefly say it." There was a Wuling man who fished for a living and found a paradise, and after he came out, he couldn't find it again, and then the government and celebrities searched for it together, but they still couldn't find it. ”

"This can happen in a blessed place on land, and with a clear reference to the object. Why do you think that Zhang Wuxia and his wife have the ability to find an island in the vast sea with the memory of sailing on a raft? ”

"If you knew how to sail, I'm sure you wouldn't have such naïve ideas."

"If you don't understand, you can also go to someone who understands and ask, in the absence of a chart, no compass, and even the course cannot be accurately identified, only based on their memory, what is the chance that you can find the Island of Ice and Fire?"

Ye Weiming's mocking gaze swept over the faces of the five major factions one by one, and finally made a concluding speech: "No culture, it's terrible!" ”

Speaking of this, Ye Weiming suddenly opened his arms, as if he wanted to embrace the whole world, and then said in a very demagogic language: "Do you want the Dragon Slaying Treasure Knife?" Want to command the world? Then go find it! Xie Xun and he got the Dragon Slaying Treasure Knife! ”

"The Central Plains Martial Arts will be opened because of you - the era of the sea hero!"

Hearing Ye Weiming's demagogic tone as if he was fooling people, everyone, regardless of friend or foe, gave birth to the same feeling.

You're kidding me!

But everyone has already seen that Ye Weiming is just telling everyone that don't be delusional, it's not so simple to find Xie Xun.

Sailing is not as simple as you think!

Not to mention that Zhang Cuishan and his wife can't find it, even if they can find it, what if they can?

If you really push them into a hurry, as long as you talk nonsense, you can make the chance of you finding the Dragon Slayer Knife from 1% to 0.0000001%!

As for Zhang Wuji?

After hearing Ye Weiming's account of the difficulty of sailing, they no longer dared to have any illusions about the memory of a child.

Therefore, regardless of whether what Ye Weiming said was true or not, no one planned to go to sea to find the Dragon Slayer Knife according to the method he said.

One by one, they went up the mountain violently, but now they can only say goodbye and leave.

At least until they find a person who knows how to sail and ask all kinds of key questions clearly, no one intends to offend such a terrifying figure as Zhang Sanfeng to death because of such a slim hope, and no one dares to provoke the court because of this.

But they weren't too depressed.

After all, according to Ye Weiming's statement, they couldn't find the Ice and Fire Island, and Wudang and the imperial court couldn't find it either.

Thinking about it this way, everyone's hearts are immediately balanced.

At this point, the crisis caused by Wudang's dragon slaying knife has been completely lifted!

And Zhang Sanfeng, who was finally relieved, hugged his fist at Ye Weiming after seeing off all the guests Zhihu, and said: "Today is really thanks to Ye Shaoxia." ”

"If it weren't for you, even though I could 'persuade' these fellow martial artists, I couldn't stop the troubles that might arise in the future, so I could only take one step at a time."

"I didn't expect that as soon as you made a move, Night Shaoxia, you would solve this difficult big trouble once and for all!"

"This is a treasure that Lao Dao got by chance when I was young, it is useless to stay in Wudang Mountain, but it is somewhat helpful to the night Shaoxia, Lao Dao will take this as a thank you gift, and I hope that the night Shaoxia will not be disgusted."

Bite! You have completed the story quest "100th Birthday Feast to Destroy the Liver and Sausage", and since the quest completion is super perfect, Zhang Sanfeng has decided to give you a treasure as an additional reward for this mission. As for the original task reward, please find Huang Shouzun to receive it after returning to the Divine Capture Division.

Oops, I'll go!

And a windfall?