Chapter 7: The culprit has been found!
Pei Qian clicked on the video.
Qiao Laoshi's unique voice with a little dialect accent, hoarse and long, impressed Pei Qian deeply.
"Dear audience, hello dads, I am still the familiar 'game called father' Qiao Laoshi."
"Someone urged me to change every day, saying that they wanted to see me complain about sand sculpture games, why did I delay it, it's really not because I'm lazy, it's mainly because the sand sculpture games I found are not tasteful enough......"
"Finally, the hard work paid off, after a long time of digging for gold in, I finally found this piece of, oh no, this piece of gold, that's right, it's the "Lonely Desert Highway" you see now!"
"It's a very interesting game, in this game, you can enjoy a philosophical ♂ journey of 8 hours, brackets of real time!"
"This is a highly realistic driving simulation game, you can not only drive, but even honk the horn, listen to music, and enjoy the unpredictable scenery in the desert!"
"That's right, although the surrounding is full of sand and dust, there is no good scenery to see, but believe me, those changeable wind and sand will make the scenery outside the car window different every second, and after seeing too much, you will see a mirage......"
"What, you didn't see that? Rest assured, on the eight-hour journey, as long as you can hold on, you'll be able to see it! ”
"In addition, there is also a very advanced leaderboard system in the game, which can actually count the number of times each player has cleared the level and the accumulated time!"
"Oh my goodness, what a great feature this is, it's a constant reminder of how many lives I've wasted in this game......"
"Ahem, okay, everyone should hear it, what I just said is the opposite. In fact, this game can be called 'the most boring game ever', there is no one! ”
"Yes, you heard it right, whether it is in the past or in the future, whether it is domestic or foreign, there should not be a more boring driving simulation game than it!"
"It's an eight-hour drive and you have to keep your eyes on the front the whole time because every few minutes there is a turn, and if you don't turn in time...... Then I'm sorry you failed and you're going to have to start your game from scratch! ”
"Don't ask me why I don't pause, why don't I save because this game is rooted! Root! Not! Yes! Temporary! Stop! Merit! Yes! ”
"The only fun in this game is honking the horn and listening to the songs, but the problem is that you can't listen to the songs you want to listen to, you can't even change the radio station, and all you hear are some unpopular, niche or old-fashioned songs, and you can't even skip the ugly songs!"
"And the most amazing thing about me was that at the end of the game, it actually mocked me with a line of subtitles!" Congratulations, you have wasted 8 precious hours of your life! ’”
"That's right, it's a game that makes you think about life, and it managed to make me think about life!"
"It made me realize how precious my time is, and how much time is wasted when playing!"
"If the boredom of this game can be included in the rating, then out of 10, I can give this game 100 points!"
"Of course, even a game like this isn't perfect."
"As the first hardcore player to beat the game (as evidenced by the leaderboard), I highly recommend adding the following features to this game!"
"First, why is the game over when you drive to the end? I highly recommend that you can turn around and drive back again after driving to the end, so the 'Endless Mode' has been developed naturally! ”
"How can you say you've conquered this game without driving ten round-trips?!"
"In addition, I highly recommend adding multiplayer so that other players can join the room, sit in the car and watch the scenery, or interact with the driver!"
"I hope the makers of this game can listen to my suggestions and arrange a version update for the game, so that it will definitely be a big hit!"
“……”
"Then this issue of the Tucao show is over, the next 8 hours are the whole video of the game, and the audience who is so idle may wish to try not to fast forward and watch the whole process."
"Believe me, after this, you will also gain some thoughts on life!"
Pei Qian dragged the video back and found that the remaining 8 hours were really Qiao Laoshi's full game recordings.
The comment area below is almost hot, and the audience is extremely enthusiastic.
"I didn't fast-forward after watching the whole 8-hour process, but now I seem to be thinking about the meaning of life......"
"Qiao Laoshi's sacrifice is too big, it's really life-threatening!"
"Qiao Laoshi, stop it, your hairline can't bear it anymore!"
"Do you have to risk your life to make a video now?!"
"I've already downloaded it, and I'm sure I'll be able to find the meaning of life in the desert!"
"Upstairs, take me one!"
"The full name of the game is "Lonely Desert Highway", you can find it in the official game store, don't thank me, I'm so helpful!"
"Take Me a +1"
"Let's go!"
……
Looking at the comments in the comment area below the video, Pei Qian fell into a complete sluggish state.
Something must be wrong with this world!
I made such a garbage game, and there was even a video author who used it as material, and the response was so enthusiastic?!
Although he was still confused, Pei Qian had roughly understood the cause and effect of this incident.
His game was discovered by Qiao Laoshi, the video author who specializes in game spit videos, and then Qiao Lao Shi burst out of inspiration and made a spit video.
Under Qiao Laoshi's excellent copywriting, extensive attention, and meticulous editing skills, this video is on fire!
Soon, this video attracted a group of sightseeing groups, and many people wanted to see, how bad is this game?
The vast majority of people don't play anymore after a little play, after all, this game is really boring, but most people don't care about this dollar, and they don't think about refunds at all......
And a small number of players even have a comparison mentality because of the ranking system, and even players with ulterior motives have begun to spread rumors and deceive people???
Some people say that when you look into the desert for the fourth hour of play, there will be a fun easter egg!
Some people also say that if you beat the game three times in a row, you can unlock hidden levels!
There are even many people who leave messages under the video asking if this video can be reprinted......
Pei Qian realized that something seemed to be wrong with the situation.
Why does this game seem to be popular?
Could it be ...... This game can't be lost???
"It's absolutely not going to work, I've got to do something......"
Pei Qian doesn't plan to sit still, he wants to save himself!
If this game really becomes popular, Pei Qian will lose all his money!
Pei Qian felt that there might be a problem with his game introduction.
It's so vague that it triggers a misunderstanding among players!
You have to be honest with the players, you have to dissuade those new players, and you must not let them break the bank again!