A beautiful Sunday, a beautiful morning, a beautiful resort, there was a hint of cozy and lazy air in the air, but in one of the holiday villas, the atmosphere was particularly solemn, and the smell of feces was in the air.

On the couch in the hall, the four brothers of the Shendaomen sat together, as if they had just been fished out of the quagmire, and the senior brother Jiang Meow picked out his shoes, picked out a dead little frog and threw it on the floor......

The green tendons on Shui'er's forehead jumped, she covered her mouth and nose, like a falcon staring at the four senior brothers who shrunk their necks like mice, and came back after going out for one night, and she was so embarrassed? Did they really go out to test the assassination?

"Didn't you say you were going to spy on it?"

"Yes."

"Why did you come back so soon?"

Da Attack replied haughtily: "Of course we have our own reasons. ”

Shui Er asked the bottom of the question: "What reason?" ”

Jiang Meow Meow and the big and small attack brothers all had a secretive expression, Xiao Si looked left and right to see that no one squeaked, and replied honestly: "Because we are lost." ”

"Lost?"

The cold image deliberately pretended by the three men was ruined because of the little junior brother, they smiled awkwardly, and said vaguely: "Ground, there is something wrong with the map." ”

Shui'er's eyes widened, and she said suspiciously, "Something is wrong with the map?" How can it be? The route of the map we drew was clearly drawn, and all the important points were marked, so that elementary school students could understand it, but you couldn't understand it? ”

Xiao Si nodded: "I understand." ”

"What's wrong with the map?"

"There's no problem with the map, it's just that the map isn't there."

Shui Er frowned and asked, "No?" How could there be no maps? ”

Xiao Si glanced at Da Attack, and said slowly: "Senior Brother Da Attack said that he memorized the map, and then he took the map to poop, and then he led the way, and we got lost when we went around." ”

Shui'er's mouth opened into an O shape and exclaimed: "Take the map to poop?" ”

The old man blushed and defended: "I'm not used to eating food from the southwest, my stomach has always been uncomfortable, and I always have diarrhea." ”

"Why do you poop with a map?"

"Nonsense, of course, because we didn't bring paper, but I admit that wiping my ass with a map was my mistake. ”

Xiao Si looked serious and interjected: "Yes, you should wipe it with your hands." ”

“⊙_⊙”

Jiang Meow Meow took out a snail from her shoe again, bounced it to the floor, and answered: "It's too disgusting to use your hands, isn't it?" Is it bad to wipe the pants? ”

Xiao Attack leaned on the sofa and said lazily: "My brother doesn't wear it." ”

Da Dian said coldly: "I am a man who hates bondage. ”

Jiang Meow took off her shoes, poured out a small mud crab that was flattened, and said owingly: "Since you don't like restraint, why are you wearing clothes?" ”

Dafeng asked rhetorically, "Do you like poop?" ”

"Of course not."

"Then why are you pulling it?"

“-_-!”

Jiang Meow Meow found that she was speechless, so she stopped talking and concentrated on looking for small animals on her body......

Actually take a map to poop? Shui'er was so angry that her face turned red, and after the anger dropped slightly, she asked coldly, "Also, why are you so embarrassed?" ”

The three resentful eyes glanced at the big attack, the big attack coughed lightly, and said curtly: "The forest at night is not divided into east and west, and does not distinguish between north and south, although I remember the map, but there was a slight deviation, and we accidentally went around the forest." ”

Shui'er rolled her eyes: "And then?" ”

"When we went around the forest, it was already dawn, and considering that the day was too conspicuous, we decided to come back first, and on the way back, we were walking through a country ridge when we met an old man pushing a manure cart. ”

"What does this have to do with how embarrassed you have become?"

"Of course it does, and it does."

Xiao Sibi reproduced the scene with his hands: "The ridge is relatively narrow, and the senior brother of the big attack asked the old man who pushed the dung truck to make way, and the old man refused to let him live or die, so the big brother wanted to forcibly squeeze over, but he accidentally overturned the dung truck, which angered the old man, and we also started fighting." ”

Da Attack touched the corner of Wu Qing's eyes, and said with palpitations: "The little old man's farmer's three punches are indeed fierce. ”

“-_-!”

Xiao Attack echoed: "That's right, the four of our brothers and sisters couldn't beat him together, and he was knocked all over the head with a dung scoop." ”

Jiang Meow Meow also thought so, and said with a sense of matter: "I guess the little old man must be a master sent by a certain family." ”

"Brother Meow, you are so witty."

Shui Er was speechless: "Can't you four young people beat a little old man?" ”

Xiao Si lowered his head and said timidly: "He is really powerful, if it weren't for us running fast, he would have been killed." ”

Jiang Meow sighed and added: "He chased the two of us unrelentingly, and we were driven into the lotus root field by him, so we were so embarrassed." ”

Shui Er was speechless for a long time before he sneered: "Should I congratulate you on not dying?" ”

The four brothers scratched their heads embarrassedly, Shui Er snorted, and the four big men were actually beaten all over the ground by an old man pushing a dung cart to find their teeth, hugging their heads and running away, it was really a shame.

Is there no one in the Nalan family? actually sent four super wastes over, and said that what kind of assassination master was hired back at a great price? She picks any of her subordinates, and they are ten times stronger than them.

What else would they do besides peeking at women taking a bath?

Shui'er shook her hair, pinched her nose and got up and left, and after the four brothers looked at each other for a while, they left the villa where Shui'er lived.

The four of them went out and went straight to the resort's hot springs. After a night of exhaustion, they soaked in the hot springs comfortably, and they didn't want to move, and the fourth child was the first to wash and go back first.

The four brothers lived in the same villa as Huo'er, and the fourth returned to the villa and went upstairs with a yawn, he was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes, and opened the door of a room in a daze.

After entering, Xiao Si found that it was not his own room, his room was not so beautiful, nor was it so fragrant, and there would be no woman on the bed.

Huo'er opened her eyes lazily and found Xiao Si standing stupidly at the door of her room, looking at the uninvited man with clear eyebrows in front of her, she showed a charming smile and murmured: "Xiao Si, what do you want to sneak into my room?" ”

"Huh?"

"Don't play dumb."

"What?"

Huo'er smiled lightly, the silk quilt squirmed for a while, and after a while, her white jade hand stretched out from under the silk quilt, carrying a scarlet bra in her hand, she picked up the bra and pulled the silk quilt, and said with a smile: "You don't want to?" ”

Xiao Si's eyes lit up, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, rubbed his hands, and said nervously, "I want to." ”

Huo'er threw out her bra and hooked her fingers: "Come here if you want." ”

"Are you really willing to give it to me?"

"Of course."

Xiao Si stepped forward excitedly, lifted the bra on the ground, and looked overjoyed, and then walked away like a treasure......

Gone, gone, gone......

Huo'er's flirtatious smile froze on her face, and her heart was like a thousand grass and mud horses whistling by, unable to return to her senses for a long time.