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After the five teenagers bought back the white rice, they sat down at the dining room table and began to enjoy the fruits of their labor.

"Xiong Er, why don't you eat it?"

"Me, I put a lot of seafood in my noodles, I forgot that I can't eat seafood."

Bailu asked inexplicably, "When can't you eat seafood?" How did I not know? ”

Zhuge Dafu explained: "Some time ago, the whole school had a physical examination, and Xiong Daxiong Er's development indicators were a little abnormal, and the doctor asked them to control their diet and strictly prohibit the intake of high protein and high fat. ”

"Your face is ready for me." Li Ma must have pushed his fried rice out, "I only have a little bit of lean meat added to my fried rice. ”

Li Mabi pulled over the noodle bowl, moved his chopsticks and sucked a mouthful of noodles, his eyes lit up, and praised: "Xiong Er, your seafood noodles taste really good...... As he spoke, he looked at the two little white faces and asked, "Do you want to have some?" ”

"Thanks, I don't like seafood."

Bailu shaved his rice and didn't raise his head: "No, I don't like to eat your saliva." ”

“(￢_￢)”

After the five people who had finished class early and had lunch at half past one o'clock in the afternoon, there was still some time before class, and they picked their teeth and watched TV......

Li Mabi slapped the wind twice, frowned and asked, "Do you feel a little hot?" ”

Bailu said suspiciously: "It's almost November, how can it be hot?" ”

"Are you really not hot?"

"Nonsense."

Li Mabi's face was red, and his mouth was dry: "Why am I so hot?" ”

Zhuge Dafu touched his nose and said hesitantly: "Ma Bi, your face is so red, it doesn't seem right?" ”

Bailu said with concern: "Is it a seafood allergy?" ”

"Allergies get hard?"

"What's hard?"

Li Mabi pouted angrily: "Where else can a man be hard?" ”

After Bailu understood, he looked around for a week, only to see an aunt who was cleaning up, and said with a smile: "We have only one aunt within a radius of 100 meters, and it will be hard to see a sixty-year-old aunt, Ma Bi, you are really getting more and more frustrated." ”

“(￢_￢)”

"After a few months of separation, your jerking off still hasn't grown."

Zhuge Dafu said slowly: "Seafood can be aphrodisiac, but I have never seen such a crazy one as you." ”

Impotence? Bailu had a flash of inspiration, looked at the cute Xiong Er, and asked, "Xiong Er, did you add a secret recipe to the noodles?" ”

"Nope."

"Think again."

Xiong Er blinked, took out a delicate small bottle, and said slowly: "I, I put two of this." ”

Bailu almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, and scolded angrily: "Stupid, what kind of trouble are you making when you cook noodles and add this?" ”

Xiong Er lowered his head and said timidly: "You, didn't you say that this is for the next and the next one?" ”

Bailu was stunned for a moment, and said with a smile: "What I said below is your lifeline, not for you to use it for noodles." ”

Li Mabi on the side heard the clue and was about to cry: "Xiong Er, what did you add?" What's in this bottle? ”

Bailu couldn't help laughing: "Don't worry, it's just an aphrodisiac, you won't die if you eat two pills." ”

"Aphrodisiac?" The corners of Li Mabi's mouth twitched, and he asked weakly, "Then what am I going to do now?" ”

"What else can I do? Finding someone to detoxify, of course. Bailu glanced at the aunt not far away, and said with a small face: "You go and ask the aunt if you are willing to help you detoxify." ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

"Xiaobai, don't make trouble." Zhuge Dafu was the first to get up and said cautiously: "Hurry up and go to the hospital." ”

Bailu stopped joking, nodded and said, "If you don't go to the brothel, you can only go to the hospital." ”

After all, it is related to the happiness of Li Mabi's life, in case of an accident, it will be troublesome, and the five of them did not dare to delay, and it didn't take long to come to the campus hospital together.

Four people accompanied Li Mabi into the consultation room, sitting on the female intern doctor of the campus hospital, after the two eyes met in the air, one looked playful, and the other wanted to cry without tears.

"Hello, doctor, we're meeting again."

The female intern asked coolly, "What's your problem?" ”

Bailu pointed to Li Mabi, who looked embarrassed, and said seriously: "My classmate ate the wrong thing. ”

"What did you eat wrong?"

"Aphrodisiac."

“(⊙_⊙)”

"Ate two slices."

The female intern's pretty face turned red, and she couldn't bear the shame and asked, "Where did you get the aphrodisiac?" ”

"Picked it up."

The female intern glared at Li Mabi and scolded angrily: "You are not a child, how can you pick up something and stuff it in your mouth?" ”

"Because it's stupid!"

“-_-!”

Bailu had a small face: "Doctor, is he still saved?" Will the swollen area be removed? ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

Zhuge Dafu said faintly on the side: "Doctor, my classmate is very uncomfortable, don't you want to show him?" ”

Look at your sister! The old lady is not from the urology department, and the female intern doctor gritted her teeth and said, "No, you picked up the aphrodisiac?" Anything else? Show it to me. ”

Xiong Er hurriedly took out a small bottle and handed it out, the female intern took the small bottle and opened it, took out a capsule with tweezers, and after smelling it, she immediately came to a conclusion: "This is an aphrodisiac for middle-aged and elderly people, and the effect is relatively mild." ”

"What treatment are we going to take?" Bailu asked with great interest, "Do you want to send him to a brothel?" ”

“-_-!”

"By the way, Ma Bi, what kind of girl do you like?"

Li Mabi said excitedly: "I prefer a slimmer girl, the breasts don't have to be too big, but the legs must be long." ”

The female intern was furious: "Shut up, all of you!" ”

The five teenagers were silent in an instant, clamped the balls, and turned into good babies, and the female intern glanced at them, and was really angry with these bear children.

The female intern wrote down the medical list, handed it out and said: "It's just that I took the aphrodisiac by mistake, it's not a big problem, I'll prescribe you a pack of heat-clearing and detoxifying medicines, you go back and take a few cold showers, drink a little more water, and when the effect of the medicine passes, it's fine." ”

"Don't you have to be hospitalized?"

"There's no need."

"You don't have to send him to a brothel?"

The female intern took the case and said: "Get out of here!" ”

The female doctor seemed to be about to go berserk, it was not suitable to stay here for a long time, the five teenagers were so frightened that they fled, and Bailu did not forget to take the small blue pill on the table before leaving......

After Li Mabi took the medicine, he immediately took it, and took a cold shower in the hospital by the way, and when he walked out of the hospital, he looked much better, at least the blush on his face had receded.

"Mabi, are you better?"

"It's better."

Xiong Er lowered his head and said reproachfully: "Ma Bi, yes, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you." ”

Li Mabi said depressedly: "Forget it, it's better to take a dose of tonic." ”

After the five teenagers looked at each other, they couldn't help but laugh together......

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