Bailu was bored walking around the laboratory, looking here and there

"Uncle Eripi, is the woman you care about your wife?"

Eribi seemed to be deaf to him, concentrating on the development and preparation of antidotes, Bailu thought that he had acquiesced, and began to ponder, there are not many women in the town, and there are only a few left after eliminating other people's families.

Bai Lu asked tentatively, "Uncle, your woman won't be the barmaid, right?" ”

Eripe reacted and raised her eyelids: "Her name is Mary." ”

"Mary? Uncle Eripi, I have to say, you are really a man of great taste. Bailu patted Ai Libi's shoulder and made a tiger face: "Since Mary is your wife, then you are a friend, I will make up my mind anyway." ”

“￢_￢”

"No, I heard that Mary was a widow." Bailu glanced at Ai Libi and said timidly: "Uncle, are you a corpse?" ”

Eripe's face darkened, and her voice became a little louder: "Mary is not my wife, she is not a widow, she is a nun. ”

"Not your wife." Bailu was stunned for a moment, and asked faintly, "Nun?" Is she really the nun of the town? ”

"That's right."

"I've heard that the nuns in the town are having adultery with the tailors."

“-_-!”

Bailu found that the horns of Airibi's forehead showed green tendons, and hurriedly skimmed it out: "This is all said by the innkeeper." ”

Aripes defended his liking: "The tailor just likes to go to Mary and pray. ”

"Coming out of the house in the middle of the night over the wall and going to the nuns to pray?"

Eripe became gloomy: "What else have you heard? ”

Bailu hesitated for a moment, and said weakly: "I heard that Mary has three moles on her buttocks, of course, this is what the innkeeper told me." ”

"How would that dead fat pig know?"

"Listen to your tone, you seem to have seen three moles on Mary's buttocks, too?"

Eripi coughed lightly twice, trying to pretend to be a gentleman: "I am a doctor, and Mary will see me." ”

Bailu squinted his eyes and said curiously: "What disease needs to take off your pants to look at your buttocks?" ”

“￢_￢”

"By the way, aren't you a veterinarian? Why do you even see gynecological diseases? ”

"A lot of medical theories are the same."

Bailu nodded and said seriously: "Uncle, can you teach me a little bit of medical skills?" I also want to see women ass. ”

“-_-!”

"Don't be self-cherished, let's watch it together if you have a butt!"

"Get out!"

After a minute of silence, Bailu spoke cautiously again: "The men of the whole town know that Mary has three moles on her buttocks, and if you marry her, your future life may be full of green." ”

Elipius was annoyed: "Mary was a very religious nun, she was still a virgin. ”

"How do you know she's a virgin? You haven't tried again. Bailu was a little suspicious: "Of course, if you have tried, she is not anymore." ”

"I'm a doctor, I understand."

"Understand? Apparently you've seen it, and women are really willing to show you? Uncle, you are the most awesome veterinarian I have ever met, and my admiration for you is like a surging river. Bailu's eyes were full of little stars: "I really want to learn gynecology from you." ”

“￢_￢”

"I want to be a great veterinarian like you, too beastly."

"Why don't I sound like a compliment?" Eribi rolled his eyes vividly and said: "Others study medicine to save people, but you study medicine to harm people." ”

It's really annoying to tell the truth, Bailu changed the topic back to Mary from the beginning: "Uncle Elipi, how long have you been chasing Mary?" ”

"I didn't chase her."

"Didn't chase it? Why not chase? ”

"She was a devout nun, and she said she would never marry. ”

"Do you believe a woman's words? Women just talk about it. Bailu sneered and said, "As long as you dare to touch her, she will always give in in the end." ”

"How am I going to move her?"

"You seem to have misunderstood my word grammar, I'm not asking you to move her, that's a fart, I want you to move her, just pop you know?" Bailu educated as an old driver: "Ask her out and drag her directly into the grove, but it's too cold here, and your butt will freeze if you drag it into the grove, so it's better to drag it home directly." ”

“⊙_⊙”

"You're almost forty years old, so you don't need me to teach you the rest, right?"

Eribi wiped the sweat that didn't come out, and said in horror: "What you said is against the law." ”

"You are far away from the emperor in the sky, and you have committed bullshit laws."

“￢_￢”

"Don't be cowardly, be tough."

Eribi cried and laughed: "I don't want to do anything illegal and undisciplined. ”

"Big brother, you're a wanted criminal." Bailu was speechless, and said angrily: "If you don't do anything illegal and undisciplined, the police will be unemployed." ”

“￢_￢”

"I've never seen a law-abiding wanted criminal in my life, and I have to say that you are really the scum of the wanted criminals, and if you spread it, the most wanted criminals all over the world will despise you."

Eribi sweated and said, "I'm just a wanted criminal who has been wronged, and I'm innocent." ”

Bailu earnestly taught: "There is a saying in our hometown called raw rice cooked rice, believe me, as long as you take that step bravely, you can harvest love." ”

"Mary will kill me."

"I'm beaten by women almost every day, and women say they're going to kill me all day long, am I dead?"

“￢_￢”

Bailu continued to teach: "If you become a wolf, she will become a sheep, if you are a sheep, she is a wolf who will eat you, the first time you use a little strong, it doesn't matter if you are rude, remember that you are helping her transform into a real woman, you are accumulating virtue." ”

"It's a lack of virtue, isn't it?"

"It doesn't matter."

Eribi hesitated: "I don't want to be rough with women. ”

Bailu said in a deep voice: "If you don't want to be rough, then take the medicine." ”

“⊙_⊙”

"Don't say you don't know how to take drugs?" Bailu faced with a hint of disdain: "This harmful thing was developed by you." ”

Is this really a child? Eribi squeezed out his voice with difficulty: "I don't want to drug a woman, that's not what a gentleman should do." ”

"Drugged is gentlemanly behavior, right? The ordinary animals directly dragged the woman into the grove, and the ghost had the kung fu to give the medicine. ”

“⊙_⊙”

"No matter how warm and gentle the love is, you always have to return to the original in the end, if you put it another way, you may not be so repulsive." Bailu tirelessly instilled the three views of beasts, "You are not drugged, you just add a little catalyst to love." ”

"I definitely can't do it, it's too nasty."

Facing the stubborn middle-aged uncle, Bailu was a little angry: "You don't even dare to take drugs, you don't even have the courage to go to jail for her, do you dare to say that you like her?" ”

“￢_￢”

Bailu is still teaching him how to drug Sister Mary in the posture of an old-timer, and Eripe is a little like sitting on pins and needles, and a little crying and laughing