After packing up the equipment, I touched my dizzy head that was congested because of my sleeping position, and walked down from the upper floor, just in time to meet the fat boss, and before I could speak, a bear roar came from the side, which startled me.

"Ou, Wu, have you finally woken up, may the great barbarian guardian bless, you sleep like a pig."

It's been a day, just sober, I was attacked by a high decibels, I turned my head and glared, who else can be called a humanoid trumpet, who else is besides Doug, who is doing next to him, it is the big stuffy Bao Gefu, I think the characters of these two people have gone to the extreme, a sullen, eight poles can't say a word; A wordy, if you don't say enough weight to say, the next day the whole person will wither and ashes, if these two people can complement each other a little, how good it would be, then it is the most normal barbarian.

The fat boss greeted me and bowed to me with a smile: "This druid, since you fell asleep the day before yesterday, these adults have often been waiting for you here. ”

Is it? Doug, this old boy, it's really interesting, forget it, I won't curse your offspring.

However, the day before yesterday??

Could it be that I've been sleeping for more than a day?

At this moment, Doug's loud voice came again.

"Haha...... do you know? , you actually slept on the floor at the doorway, or did I throw you on the chuang! ,How's that, I'm funny! ”

"Throw ......?" There was a strange hint in my tone.

"Yes, that's it......" Doug gestured, as if he was afraid that I didn't understand, and lifted something from the ground with his arm, and then gently flicked it.

It's sun, no wonder in my dream, there is a section from the top of the cliff that falls down, it turns out that the culprit is you, Doug, you are really guilty, you don't even let me go in your dreams!!

I gritted my teeth and looked at the excited Doug, if it weren't for his arms and thighs thicker than a cow, I would have liked to play a real fighting tournament with him.

"Goo......

My stomach started to make a fuss when I was uncomfortable, and after sleeping for more than a day, I was hungry and quacking.

"Boss, bring me 2, no, 3 broths."

I said to the boss, "The money is on the barbarian." ”

I stumbled at Doug.

The boss nodded with that ever-changing smile.

HOHO！ Dear Uncle Doug, don't blame me......

"Dear Wu, looking at you, it seems that you have gone through a very hard experience."

I sat down on Doug's table with a big grin, and Doug couldn't sit idle for a moment, and immediately asked.

"Of course, don't look at who I am, what kind of sinking demon, rotting corpse, huge beast, it's not a piece of cake, even if the corpse is on fire, we will pick up the wooden stick and knock it."

I said with all my heart.

Doug's eyes lit up, bragging, bragging, I like to brag the most.

I saw that Doug's eyes suddenly became bright and bright, and my heart knew that something was wrong, and it seemed that my words played a "citation" role.

"Haha, yes, yes, I have the style of the year, but don't think that you can be proud in this way, I'm not afraid to tell you, the adventures I have experienced are tens of thousands of times more dangerous than you, what, exaggerated, how can you say that, the whole Rogge camp knows, Doug I am the most honest person, never bluff people, you listen to me carefully, remember one ......"

Sure enough, as soon as I finished speaking, Doug had already begun to talk endlessly, the front was okay, at least he could break through five levels and cut six generals, and the blacksmith fought soundly, and finally attracted each other, laughed at each other, smiled and hated, from now on they are friends, and the back is terrible, I don't know when, Andariel has recognized him as the boss, Du Ruier as his mount, Mephisto is a maid who washes his feet and sleeps, and even Barr has become his royal groom, Diablo? Hmph, it's still washing the toilet at Doug's house. Not to mention the other minor characters, if it weren't for the prestige of the angel, I'm afraid that even the angel head Tyrell would not be able to protect the old age.

Gotcha, my role has been robbed by you, what are you messing with? Someone who was not inferior to Doug thought to himself.

When Doug was foaming at the mouth, the broth I ordered came up, and there were three servings, you know, one serving is enough for a 100-kilogram man to eat, and the amount of these three servings can be imagined.

"Doug, how's it going, are you interested in having a comparison?" I tapped the large plate of broth with the porcelain spoon and looked at Doug defiantly with what I thought was elegant, apparently still haunted by his "kind actions" while I slept.

Doug looked at the three servings of broth on the table, then at me, and said in a rare low volume, "Really want to compare?" Isn't it better than the line? ”

I shook my head firmly, hum, Doug, do you also have a weak heart? I'm afraid, now, I'll let you see, a druid who has been hungry for 2 days, his real horror, but don't leave any shadow in your heart, then I won't be happy, oh HOHO......

But Doug's next words made my legs go limp, and I barely landed on the table

"Okay, you're so sincere, I'm embarrassed to refuse, let's compare, although I just ate 7 servings of barbecue, I'm already very full, but if it's just a little bit, I can probably still eat it, but, if you want to compare, it has to be a bit of a lottery, whoever loses will pay the bill, well, that's it."

As he spoke, before I could react, Doug immediately turned his head and yelled at the fat boss, "Boss, bring me 5 more broths." ”

At this moment, my whole being has been ashes......

I admit that my brain has been kicked by a donkey, and I actually compare my stomach with a barbarian, just like an ant wants to compare with an elephant, how ridiculous, obviously the free lunch has been obtained, and I can also give Doug a muffled loss by the way, but because I am momentarily angry, not only is the free lunch gone, but I also have to give him an extra share. ”

I watched Doug use a small toothpick, contentedly picking his two rows of white teeth, oh, every scrap of meat on it is my money, I gritted my teeth angrily - the conversation with the boss just now, he definitely heard it, so he agreed to compare with me, and put me together, to put it mildly, or I was too naïve.

I finally understand what it means to be stiff and spicy, even if you are an honest barbarian, after living for a long time, you have to become fine, not to mention that I never thought Doug was very honest, from the moment he beat his mother's womb and was born.

Gefu was on the side from beginning to end, with a stiff smile on his face, watching us make trouble, and not making a sound, laugh, laugh, see that I was reminded by Dougyin, you can be regarded as half an accomplice.

Frustrated, I took out more than 10 gold coins, and I asked with a blushing face, "Can you get a discount?" ”

Waiter: "......"

By the way, Doug picked his teeth as if he remembered something: "I heard people scolding you for being a stupid donkey just now, did you kid make a feud with someone else so quickly?" How's that, do you need a helper? As long as you take care of my three meals. ”

Day, if this is the case, I have not been killed by the enemy, and I have to be eaten poor by you first. For Doug's shameless behavior, I would like to express my BS strictly.

But what should I say, honestly? That's scolding myself, yes, there is a big mouth Doug, I guarantee that in less than half a day, my stupid donkey's nickname can resound throughout the Rogge camp, and the limelight will be the same for a while.

"There's no way, it's handsome, it's easy to be remembered." I shook my hair extremely narcissistically and said depressedly.

"Cut." Doug expressed extreme disdain for my nausea movements, and immediately grinned and rolled his eyes to indicate BS, but the wooden stick in his hand was accidentally inserted into the flesh of his teeth, and he rolled in pain, retribution, retribution.

"Doug, have you never left Camp Rog since I left?"

I was very unimpressive and half-lying on the chair, holding up a full belly, and felt that I couldn't continue to have an in-depth discussion on the donkey's aspects, so I came to a big move + transfer of flowers and trees, what? Don't understand what it means? Do you know what it means to change the subject? Stupid! Play the little JJ a hundred times by yourself.

"yes." Doug burped and said leisurely.

"Cut, BS, you, as a great reincarnation, have lived such a drunken and depraved life."

"Why can't job transfers live like this, I think it should be like this, who knows if I will have a chance to enjoy it again next time, so I have to have as much fun as possible." Doug, who has a relatively large nerve, said nonchalantly.

I was stunned for a moment and fell silent, this topic seemed too heavy, clicked off......

"It's ...... you"

Doug squinted at me and said disdainfully: "I really don't know what you people think, you have to make a cloak to cover up, and you haven't done anything bad, why do you want to cover yourself so solidly, like me!" ”

He straightened his half-exposed, stone-like pecs.

"I originally thought that you Wu were more special, but I didn't expect to be assimilated by those gloomy mages." Doug shook his head, looking like you had disappointed me.

I didn't refute it - I trusted Doug and them, but the fact that the cloak was equipment was something I decided to hide.