Chapter 294: Hibernation and pretending to be dead



The Ace Empire, one of the oldest empires in the world, has a vast territory and fierce people, and the Odin people living in this frozen land, they have both the heroism of the horseback people and the wisdom of the fishing and hunting people, they are very rare single-ethnic countries.

In December, the north wind is howling, the sky is cold, and the vast land will be covered with snow for nearly half a year, just like the ice and snow world in the fairy tale. The cold makes winter more meaningful, which is the understanding of winter by Ace people.

The winter of the Ace Empire is very long, from November to April of the following year, the average temperature in winter is about minus 20 degrees, the northern region reaches minus 40 degrees, and the coldest place can reach a frightening minus 70 degrees.

Therefore, Bailu plans to keep 'catching a cold and fever' until April next year, and he will not go out when he dies......

It's been three days since he came to the Central Army School, Bailu has been saying that he is sick and huddled in the room, and he hasn't taken a single step, and after seeing Li Mabi and others who came back from going out to class, his eyebrows are frozen, and he even dispelled the idea of going out to breathe.

I'll never forget three days ago, it was called a goose feather snow, they just got out of the car, and before they took two steps, their snot was already frozen into strips, it was really as cold as a ghost.

It's a fair machine to draw lots, I really want to kill the old boy in Governor Sun's mansion.

In the warm room, the hibernating little shrunken-headed turtle is leaning on the bed, with a notebook on his lap, he is studying the future, extension, derivation, and infinite possibilities of small films in the island country......

The chickens and dogs in the family are all entrusted to Wuye, I hope that when I go back, it is not that the chickens and dogs will not stay, Bailu sighed quietly, just three days after coming to the Ace Empire, he was already thinking about going back.

It's too cold, it's not a place for people to stay at all, take a milk cover and go out to dry for ten minutes, you can be a hammer, it's cold enough to change the adjective, and elsewhere it's a gust of wind, and a thong is floating down from the sky......

Tuk tuk, there was a knock on the door.

Bailu's expression was shocked, Li Ma would not knock on the door when they came back, he immediately closed the notebook and hid it in the quilt, then lay down and rolled his eyes, spit out his tongue, and pretended to burn his brain.

A tall and plump white beauty opened the door and walked into the room, it was Alisa, a foreign teacher who had previously gone to the High School Attached to the Military Academy to exchange and study, she walked to the bed, stretched out her hand and shook the white deer, and called softly: "Xiaobai, Xiaobai." ”

Bailu opened his eyes 'weakly' and saw the tall and plump Alyssa, and a hint of surprise flashed in his eyes, isn't this a white chick who owes himself three conditions? There is nowhere to find the iron shoes, it turns out that he lives next door, and he can run the teacher, but he can't run the temple.

"Xiao Ai, why are you here? Are you the teacher here? ”

Alyssa nodded and said softly, "Can you get up?" ”

Bailu shook his head weakly, showing that he had to kiss and hug to get up, and said timidly: "Hug ......"

Alyssa didn't think much about it, her hand immediately reached into the quilt, and after touching the pen, she asked curiously, "What is so hard?" ”

Bailu blinked, with a tiger face: "Xiao Ai, you are so powerful, you can feel it before you touch it." ”

“-_-!”

Alyssa's pretty face flew a flush, a little hated for her second understanding, she took out the notebook in the quilt, and rolled her eyes coquettishly.

"What's going on with this notebook?"

"Oops, what a shame." Bailu covered his face and said owingly: "Why did you take out my hard things?" ”

“-_-!”

If a female college student goes to class during the day and goes out to do the stage at night, she will be scolded by others as Bichi, if a female college student does the stage at night, she has to insist on attending class the next day, it becomes an inspirational story with a hard time, almost a truth, it is a bear child who plays with the computer until she gets sick, and it is a hopeless bear child who is still playing with the computer when she is sick......

Therefore, in addition to paying attention to the order of the same thing, we should also pay attention to another way of saying it, after organizing the language in his mind, Bailu said slowly: "The dormitory teacher asked me to rest and didn't let me touch the computer, I was secretly studying just now, and when I heard a knock on the door, I thought that the dormitory teacher would hide the computer when he came." ”

Alyssa almost believed it, but when she thought that Bailu was a demon who made him take off his pants first, she opened the notebook and closed it without turning it off.

baby……

The unsightly picture blinded Alyssa's eyes, she snapped and closed the notebook, and was a little incoherent with shame: "You, you still dare to say that you are studying?" ”

Bailu picked his nostrils, and the old god said: "I'm learning the latest pose this year, is there anything wrong?" ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

"Okay, Xiao Ai, return the notebook to me, if you are fine, please don't disturb my study."

Alyssa snorted coldly: "Seeing that you are so energetic, it seems that the illness has been cured." ”

Bailu blinked, instantly turned into a bean seedling in the wind, turned into a delicate and weak look, and gasped: "It's just that I am so dizzy, I have no strength at all." ”

“(¬_¬)”

Alyssa lifted the quilt and grabbed Bailu's clothes and wanted to drag him off the bed, but Bailu hugged the head of the bed and screamed, "What are you going to do?" ”

"I'm going to take you to class."

"If you don't go, you won't die."

"I can't help you."

Bailu shouted: "Don't drag me, I'm going to call it indecent assault." ”

Alyssa dragged the white deer's feet and sneered: "Whatever you call, even if you scream, you won't ...... even if you cut your throat."

The door babbled open, and a bearded uncle took control of his head, looking at Alyssa, who was like a demon king, was dragging the feet of a beautiful little boy, he smiled strangely, and said in Ace's language: "Do you need my help?" ”

“(¬_¬)”

"Like locking the door for you?"

"What kind of door to lock, this little guy doesn't want to go to class, come and help me."

Alyssa didn't know what to say, but persuaded the bearded uncle who entered the door, and the two worked together to subdue the extremely noisy Bailu.

Escaped the first day of junior high school, but still couldn't escape the fifteenth, Bailu obediently put on his clothes, glanced at Alyssa, who was standing with his hands on his shoulders and staring at her, he turned around and put the ambiguous baby into the crotch very obscenely......

Alyssa glanced at it secretly, and suddenly her face turned red, this dead child.

Ten minutes later, Alyssa dragged the white deer, dressed like a ball, out of the dormitory, and the little shrunken turtle's plan to hibernate and play dead was aborted......

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