Chapter 287: Camping on the Wanqing Festival (Part II)

Before Nightless could rush to exercise the power of the government, the sanctions were suppressed by unreasonable bandits......

The best way to deal with a jealous, angry, and about to lose her mind is to snap, followed by kisses and kisses, kisses until her brain is starved of oxygen, her brain is blank, and she loses the ability to think, then she has no way to get angry and angry, which is a very effective method.

Of course, this simple and crude method can only be used on one's own women, and if it is used on other people's women, it may be photographed on the wall by others and become an abstract mural, which cannot be picked off.

At the end of the kiss of the century, the brain-starved of oxygen was blank in the nightless brain, blinking cutely, turning into a cute little partridge, the white deer grinned, pushed her nose, and made a pig's nose.

"Our little pig is so cute."

Wuye came back to his senses, slapped Bailu's hand away, and was angry: "You are a pig!" ”

Bailu took Wuye's hand and said with a smile: "Xiong Da's game is about to start, shall we go back?" ”

"Don't go." Wuye stood still, and snorted coldly: "Your question hasn't been explained clearly." ”

"What's the problem?"

"Don't play dumb."

Bailu continued to pretend to be stupid: "I really don't know. ”

The anger in Wuye's eyes rekindled, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Why did you touch that woman's ass just now?" ”

"I didn't touch her ass." Bailu swore and said, "I just helped her take a picture of a gecko." ”

"Really?"

Bailu said conclusively: "If it weren't for this, she would have slapped me a long time ago." ”

Thinking about what he saw before, Bailu didn't seem to be lying, and Wuye was still a little suspicious: "You didn't lie to me?" ”

"How could I lie to you?" Bailu said and smiled, and said disgustedly: "How can I like her little ass." ”

"Really?"

Bailu stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around Wuye's waist, patted her plump buttocks, and said with a wink: "You know what I like is like you." ”

Wu Yeqiao's face darkened: "You mean I have a big ass?" ”

"You said it yourself."

“-_-!”

Bailu's thief hand slid down, and he smiled: "To be honest, it's really not small." ”

Wuye blushed and pushed Bailu away, punched his fist and legs twice, and said angrily: "You are looking for death." ”

"Stop making a fuss."

Wuye clasped his hands on his shoulders and turned over the old accounts: "One more thing, what did you do to Ling Zhilin last night?" ”

"Didn't you make it all clear last night?" Bailu said depressedly: "It's all a misunderstanding, why do you still ask?" ”

"Misunderstanding?" Wuye said coldly: "I met Ling Zhilin this morning, her eyes were red, and she obviously didn't sleep all night." ”

"What does it matter to me if she doesn't sleep all night?" Bailu said angrily: "I'm not her husband." ”

Wuye rolled his eyes and said gloomily: "I am also a woman, I can see that she has been wronged, you must have something to do last night." ”

"As soon as I got into the tent, she called, what can I do?"

"How do I know if you're gagging her?" Wuye's pretty face became more and more gloomy, and he said coldly: "Did you forcibly kiss her?" ”

"You have a lot of imagination."

"Say it quickly."

Bailu held Wuye's shoulders with both hands, looked into her eyes, and said seriously: "I dare to swear to God, I didn't kiss her, if I lie to you, let God thunder and kill me." ”

There was no thunder in the sky, of course, there will be thunder in this season before there are ghosts, Bailu's eyes were unwavering, there was no flickering at all, he had not done anything, he was not afraid of no matter how poisonous he was, he did not kiss Ling Zhilin, so he would not be weak at all.

He just pinched Sister Chilin's chest twice, and it felt good......

The clear eyes, without a trace of wavering, their domineering little prince should not be lying, Wuye's mood became happy, the corners of his mouth unconsciously curled, and said arrogantly: "I believe you once, forgive you for not having the guts." ”

It's not that the enemies don't get together, the more afraid of ghosts, the more ghosts they see, when the two walked out of the grove hand in hand, they actually bumped into Ling Zhilin head-on, and the two sides nodded after covering their faces, a little embarrassed, Bailu took the lead in greeting: "Teacher Ling, what a coincidence, go into the woods to defecate?" ”

“⊙_⊙”

Ling Zhilin showed an expression of swallowing three catties of dung, lowered his head and hurried over, his pretty face was all red, damn little devil, little bastard, little king and eight calves, how could anyone say hello and talk like this? The most infuriating thing is that he is really right......

Wuye twisted Bailu and said angrily: "What are you talking nonsense? ”

"Didn't you see her constipated expression?" Bailu rubbed his waist and grinned: "It's obvious that it's here to poop, and I'm not wrong." ”

"Then you can't be so direct."

"Is it necessary to beat around the bush?" Bai Lu pursed his lips and said angrily: "Do you want to say, Teacher Ling, are you here to practice sphincter expansion?" ”

“-_-!”

"Speak concisely and to the point."

Nightless surrendered: "I can't tell you." ”

The two held hands sweetly, surrounded by an aura that caused 10,000 points of damage per second to a single dog, like a cross-necked mandarin duck walking out of the grove, and the long-awaited Li Mabi greeted him.

"How did you get in for so long?"

"Looking for me?"

Li Mabi replied casually: "It's nothing, I just want to inform you that the game has started." ”

"Why don't you go into the trees and look for me?"

Li Mabi squinted his eyes and muttered in a low voice: "I'm afraid to see pictures that are inappropriate for children." As he spoke, he shouted in a way that wanted to cover up: "Okay, stop talking nonsense, it's about to be Xiong Daxiong's turn to go into the water competition." ”

Bailu said with a dark face: "Ma Bi, can you explain to me what is an inappropriate picture for children?" In broad daylight, do you think we are so unrestrained? ”

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"Oops!" Bailu screamed in pain, squinted at Wuye, who was beside him with a flushed face, rubbed his pinched waist, coughed lightly twice, and changed the topic: "Xiong Da Xiong Er is playing together?" ”

"Almost, Xiong Er went into the water five minutes earlier than Xiong Da."

When Bailu and his party walked to the side of the stream, they just in time for Xiong Er to go into the water, and after taking a look at the depth of the raft draft, they chuckled in their hearts, feeling very bad, Xiong Er's overweight was too serious.

The two bears have set off one after another, their advantage is physical strength, and the disadvantage is body size, and when they enter the stranding area, the disadvantage of weight will be infinitely magnified.

Xiong Daxiong Er showed the spirit of never giving up, and after some tenacious struggle, they won the ninth and tenth places in the individual kayak rafting race, and the results were not bad, but unfortunately they did not get a dime of bonuses.

After the rafting race, the teachers of each class organized the students to play some small games, such as drumming and passing flowers, blindfolded ball, riddles, etc.

In the evening, the school sent several cows and sheep, as well as boxes of low-alcohol fruit brew, and the grand barbecue party began......