In the afternoon, a commercial vehicle drove on the suburban road of the City of Angels.

Jiang Meow Meow was responsible for driving, Xiaoyaozi sat in the passenger seat and closed his eyes to rest, and sat in the back row with big attack, small attack, and small four......

"Senior brother, haven't you arrived yet?"

"Nope."

"I want to pee." Xiao Si said weakly: "I can't help it." ”

Da Attack, who closed his eyes and recuperated, opened his eyes and sneered: "There is a lot of waste feces and urine." ”

“(￢_￢)”

Xiaoyaozi stretched, opened his eyes, yawned and said, "Chen'er, park, I also want to make it easier." ”

"Okay, uncle."

Xiao Si took the opportunity to make a small report: "Master, the senior brother said that there is a lot of waste feces and urine, and he is beating around the bush and scolding you for being a waste." ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

Da Raid's eyelids jumped, and explained: "Master, I'm not targeting you. ”

Xiao Sihu grimaced: "You are targeting everyone, including the master." ”

“(￢_￢)”

Da Dian gave the junior brother next to him an elbow: "Stinky boy, do you believe that I beat you to death?" ”

"Master, senior brother beat me."

Xiaoyaozi didn't bother to pay attention to the fights of his apprentices, and when the car stopped, he opened the door and got out of the car, and found that the place where Jiang Meow Meow parked was a wilderness, with no cover, mainly because there were many people in the wilderness, and several militants were supervising a group of migrant workers to build roads......

Defecate anywhere, what if you anger people and someone fires a rocket launcher?

No matter how high the kung fu is, it can't beat the cannon.

Xiaoyaozi turned around and found that his apprentice Xiaosi had also gotten out of the car, walked to the side of the roadbed, and was preparing to pee heartlessly......

"Stinky boy, you don't want to die?"

"Huh?" Xiao Si is confused, how can he die if he pees?

"Go back, don't pee."

"Why?"

Xiaoyaozi said solemnly: "If you are told to go back, I will go back." ”

"But master, I can't help it."

"Then pee in the crotch."

“(￢_￢)”

Xiaoyaozi stepped forward and grabbed the little apprentice's ear, forcibly pulled it back to the car, and got into the car himself, facing Jiang Meow's suspicious gaze, and said in a deep voice: "There are armed men here, let's leave quickly." ”

Jiang Meow shrugged his shoulders, started the car, and continued to drive towards the suburbs.

Half an hour later, Xiaoyaozi led the four heroes of the Shendaomen to a hotel in the suburbs, they came to "assist" the little prince Nalan Yifeng on the order of the old prince, and after seeing the little prince Nalan Yifeng, they returned to the villa suite.

In the hotel suite, the five masters and apprentices washed up and had dinner, bored and watched TV, there was only one TV, the signal was very poor, I don't know which Chinese words were said, I couldn't understand half a sentence......

Xiaoyaozi opened the refrigerator, rummaged through the cabinets, and complained: "Damn, there is no wine." ”

Xiao Attack looked up from the screen of his phone: "You want to drink?" ”

"What can you do without drinking?" Xiaoyaozi looked at the apprentices who were swiping their mobile phones, and said irritably: "I can't understand this broken TV." ”

Da Dian said attentively: "Master, I asked the waiter to bring wine." ”

Jiang Meow meow pressed the service bell, and in less than five minutes, a male waiter knocked on the door and came in, and asked in a broken Xingluo language, "What do you need?" ”

"We want to drink."

"What do you want to drink?"

"Wine and gin will do."

Jiang Meow Meow drove for a day, her back hurt very much, she lay lazily on the sofa, and asked casually: "Does your hotel have a massage place?" ”

"Nope." The waiter replied, "However, we can call a technician to your door." ”

Da Attack's eyes lit up: "Can the technician come to the door?" ”

"Yes."

"Do you want a massage?" Jiang Meow asked Xiaoyaozi: "Uncle Shi, do you want a massage?" ”

Xiaoyaozi held his old waist and nodded: "Okay, my waist is also a little sore." ”

The waiter asked, "The massage technician is not from our hotel, so you need to pay for the massage." ”

"No problem."

"Do you need a proper massage technician, or are you not?"

The five masters and apprentices looked at each other when they heard this, unformal massage technicians? Could it be......

Da Attack looked at Xiaoyaozi and cautiously asked: "Master, do we hire a regular massage technician, or is it informal?" ”

Xiaoyaozi touched his beard, coughed lightly and said: "In these years, it is not easy for everyone to eat, let's take care of those irregular technicians." ”

"What the master said is extremely true."

Xiao Attack immediately said in a lame Xingluo language: "We want an irregular massage technician." ”

The male waiter nodded and asked, "Do you want a male technician or a female technician?" ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

Male technician? Da Attack's face turned red with rage, and he roared, "Nonsense, of course it's a female technician." ”

The waiter was frightened and left in fear.

The wine was soon delivered, and the five masters and apprentices drank the wine, faintly looking forward to it in their hearts, West African women are very conservative, I don't know what the female technician will be like when they come?

An hour later, the male waiter knocked on the door and entered, followed by five women.

Five women were unmasked, with an average age of over 40 years old, and one of them was a big fat man, who was more than 200 pounds......

Xiaoyaozi was shocked, what the hell is this?

Da Attack looked stunned: "Who are they?" ”

"Massage therapist!"

"They're massage technicians?" Xiao Attack said incredulously: "Such a product can also be a massage technician?" ”

The male waiter touched the back of his head and said, "Didn't you say that you were looking for an irregular massage technician?" They are women from a nearby self-built village who have learned massage and opened a small massage parlor, but their main business is weaving, not professional and formal massage technicians. ”

“(￢_￢)”

When the atmosphere in the room was embarrassing, Xiao Si's mobile phone suddenly rang, he glanced at it, immediately connected to the video call, and said obediently: "Master." ”

Xia Yuhe, who was graceful on the other end of the video, asked, "What about the old immortal?" ”

"The master is getting ready for a massage."

“(⊙_⊙)”

Xia Yuhe raised his eyebrows: "Massage? ”

Xiaoyaozi's back was cold, and he hurriedly came to Xiaosi's mobile phone, licked his face and smiled: "Yuhe, don't misunderstand, what we want to do is a regular massage." ”

"Really?"

Xiaoyaozi looked at his wife's disbelief, snatched Xiaosi's mobile phone, looked at the five heroines with a tiger's back, and said calmly: "I didn't lie to you, you can see for yourself, they are all very regular massage technicians." ”

Xia Yuhe looked at the five heroines with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and the suspicion in her eyes weakened a little, and the five women in front of her did not look like a woman in the dust......

"To prove that you didn't lie to me, you asked that fat woman to step on your back, and I'll see."

“(⊙_⊙)”

Xiaoyaozi looked at the big fat man of more than 200 pounds, and said in a lost voice: "Do you want her to trample me to death?" ”

The technician he made an appointment with tears was about to finish stepping on his back, Xiaoyaozi was lying on the sofa under the supervision of his wife, the fat woman stepped on it, and Xiaoyaozi let out a scream......