1010 Tricks
The shopkeeper didn't speak, but he glanced at a table by the window, Lin Yuan followed his gaze, and saw two middle-aged people sitting on the table, followed by two female dependents, two middle-aged people were staring at him viciously, Lin Yuan thought: "It seems that one of those two is Zhang Sanye." ”
Lin Yuan glanced at the two men contemptuously, spit the chicken in his mouth on the ground in front of them, and said scoldingly, "It's really unpalatable." After speaking, he casually threw the remaining chicken thighs into the plate and said, "You can also give it to the pig, and bring it to Zhang Sanye." ”
Lin Yuan's words were deliberately said to Zhang Sanye, so Zhang Sanye heard it clearly, Zhang Sanye saw that Lin Yuan not only robbed him of his food, but also scolded him for being a pig, he couldn't help but feel angry, and just about to stand up, the two female relatives on the side desperately pressed him back, Lin Yuan turned his head disdainfully, and said to the shopkeeper: "Don't take the braised chicken leg away yet." ”
The guy who passed the vegetables came over and picked up the chicken legs, and was about to go to Zhang Sanye, and the shopkeeper scolded in his heart: "It's unlucky enough to meet two star-like military masters today, why are your own guys also confused!" If this chicken leg with a big bite is sent to Zhang Sanye, won't it also offend Zhang Sanye! So the shopkeeper stopped him, pointed to the back kitchen with a sad face, and whispered: "Redo it for Zhang Sanye." ”
At this moment, I only heard the back kitchen shouting: "Li Wuye ordered, steamed crab roe lion head, here!" When the shopkeeper heard this, he was angry, and scolded: "The guy in the back kitchen doesn't know what's wrong with Lu Dao? In the past, the names of dishes were weak, but today it was like taking a strong pill, screaming so loudly, didn't you see a bad star sitting here? He had to cut off this dish again! ”
Sure enough, Lin Yuan concocted it again, and asked people to bring the plate of steamed crab roe lion head, Chen Fei whispered: "I didn't taste that chicken leg just now, but now this dish is a famous dish in Huaiyang cuisine, I have to eat it if I say anything, but I can't let it go again!" ”
Lin Yuan nodded, and said to the shopkeeper in a big way: "Okay, let's leave this dish here." In this way, Lin Yuan intercepted a total of five dishes, some left, some tasted a bite, scolded the last, and then asked people to send them back, finally, Zhang Sanye, Li Wuye and others couldn't help it, and the five of them surrounded Lin Yuan and Chen Fei in the core!
Zhang Sanye first said: "Two, I don't know which battalion you belong to?" Let me tell you, I am familiar with Lord Daotai and several battalion commanders, are you not afraid of eating military sticks for such a blatant violation of military discipline? ”
Lin Yuan smiled and said, "Don't use the camp commander or something to pressure me, and tell you, we don't pay attention to Liu Linxiang!" ”
Li Wuye frowned and asked, "Could it be that you are Lin Shuai's subordinates?" ”
When Lin Yuan heard this, he slapped the table hard, and shook the plate of fish soup Chen Fei's face, and said angrily: "Lin Yuan's subordinates? What kind of thing is Lin Yuan? How can we be his men? ”
Chen Fei heard Lin Yuan not only scolding himself, but also scolding seriously, ignoring the fish soup on his face and the delicious food in his mouth, he laughed out loud, this laugh made everyone think that the two didn't take them in their eyes at all, so they became even more angry, Li Wuye endured the fire and said, "Where are the two of you?" ”
Lin Yuan patted his chest and said proudly: "We are the subordinates of Lord Xu Yingqi, the governor of Fujian and Zhejiang!" ”
When everyone heard this, they all thought: "Xu Yingqi's yamen is in Hangzhou, why did he come to Shanghai?" Lin Yuan saw that everyone didn't speak for a while, and whispered to Chen Fei, "Have you eaten well?" Why don't we fight? ”
Chen Fei nodded, and Lin Yuan continued: "This fight is knowledgeable, will you fight this fight today?" ”
Chen Fei asked suspiciously, "Is this still knowledgeable?" Tell me how to fight? ”
Lin Yuan said: "When you start for a while, you only hit things, not people, and smash the tables, chairs, benches, pots and pots in this store, will you?" ”
Chen Fei frowned and said: "This is a bit excessive, people are also running a small business, the things in this store are worth half of the capital, how bad is it to smash everything for others?" ”
Lin Yuan smiled and said, "I have my own clever plan, so you just say you want to do it, right?" ”
Chen Fei smiled: "It's the first time I've done such a thing, no problem, I'll do it!" Lin Yuan nodded, stretched out his hand to pick up a lion's head, threw it at Li Wuye, and scolded: "What kind of thing are you, you dare to ask Lao Tzu so many words!" ”
Li Wuye was caught off guard, the lion's head smashed on his body with soup and water, Li Wuye was furious, he didn't care about much, and said loudly: "Call me!" ”
These people are all people with status, each with a few entourage horses, those people are waiting outside, hearing this, they rushed in, Lin Yuan picked up a chair and threw it towards the door, only to hear a "click", the armrest of the chair was broken in two, and the shopkeeper saw that things were smashed, and begged repeatedly: "Lords, don't smash things, go outside to fight......"
Lin Yuan and Chen Fei turned a deaf ear, grabbed the chair and smashed the table, and in the blink of an eye, there was not a single intact household item in the house, and then they only heard someone shouting outside the door: "The catch is coming!" Lin Yuan gave Chen Fei a look, and the two of them went out of the window and ran away on the street.
Running to a place where there was no one, Chen Fei said to Lin Yuan: "We have caused a lot of losses to the shopkeeper, I saw the shopkeeper crying just now." As Chen Fei spoke, he saw Lin Yuan unbutton and undress, Chen Fei asked in surprise, "What are you doing?" What are you undressing for? ”
Lin Yuan said directly: "Don't ask so much, you can take it off with you." ”
Chen Fei covered his chest with his hand and said, "What are you going to do?" I like women! Besides, are you worthy of Comrade Wanqing in doing this? ”
Lin Yuan glared at him fiercely and said, "What are you thinking?" Just now I took you to be a bad person, and now I want to take you to be a good person! Got it? Lin Yuan said and threw away the military uniform, military hat and fake braids that were put on the outside, and changed them into their original appearance, Chen Fei also changed them, and the two returned to the restaurant.
The two of them heard the shopkeeper scolding the guy inside: "The hands and feet are numb, do you want to eat......" Lin Yuan knew that this was the shopkeeper who was angry with the guy, so he laughed secretly in his heart. As soon as Lin Yuan came to the door, the shopkeeper came up and said, "There is something to do today, let's come back tomorrow for dinner." ”
Chen Fei said on the side: "This is our Lin Shuai, who passed by here to take a look." Lin Yuan also said: "Yes, what's wrong with your store?" ”
The shopkeeper said while crying: "The soldiers under Lord Xu Yingqi came to eat here and smashed us all here!" Then he described what Lin Yuan and Chen Fei had just done, Lin Yuan frowned, and said, "There is such a ridiculous thing!" ”
The shopkeeper said, "Lin Shuai, what do you say I should do?" ”
Lin Yuan smiled bitterly and said, "Xu Ying's strength is too great, and I can't help it." As he spoke, he took out a check from his pocket and said to the shopkeeper, "This money should be enough for these tables and chairs." ”
The shopkeeper took it and took everyone to kowtow to Lin Yuan, Lin Yuan waved his hand lightly, and Chen Fei came out, Chen Fei gave a thumbs up and said: "Your trick is really ruthless, not only ruining Xu Yingqi's reputation, but also earning his reputation!" ”