On the brightly lit Court 1, the final group game of Group B is about to begin.

"Hello everyone, I am Zhang Gongzi, the commentator of this game, on this crisp autumn night, let us feel the charm of football together."

I always feel that there is something missing without opening my thighs on the field, it doesn't seem to be lively enough, and he makes people feel extremely annoying on the field, it is too noisy, Bailu pouted: "Why are you opening your thighs again?" ”

Zhuge Dafu shook his head and smiled: "You seem to be very unkind to him?" ”

"Don't you think this kid is annoyed by beep?" Bai Lu looked disgusted: "If he dares to ridicule us again today, I will use the most vicious curse for a man to deal with him." ”

"Curse him to death?"

"It's not."

"Then what could be more vicious than cursing people to death?"

"Yes."

"What is it?"

"Curse him to shorten his fowl."

“(⊙_⊙)”

Bailu said viciously: "If that kid dares to provoke me again, I will directly curse him to shorten the duck by four centimeters and make him an old man with leftovers." ”

"How do you know they're only four centimeters?"

"Four centimeters is already worthy of him, and I suspect that shortening it by two centimeters is enough to destroy him."

“(￢_￢)”

No matter who is two centimeters, there is already a little bit of lovelessness, no need to curse anymore, right? Zhuge Dafu couldn't help but cover his mouth and snicker: "Xiaobai, you are too vicious, right?" ”

Bailu snorted coldly: "No poison, no husband." ”

"Xiaobai, Daifuku, aren't you warming up?"

Li Mabi waved and shouted near the goal, and the two little white faces agreed, and walked into the field from the sidelines unhurriedly.

The two walked to the goal, Li Ma will kick a ball in front of them, Bailu stretched out his foot to stop the ball, and said: "I want to practice shooting." ”

Li Mabi and the others were stunned for a moment, and scrambled to say, "I'll help you guard the door." ”

"Hey, why are you so active today?"

Li Mabi looked at the sky at a forty-five degree angle: "Is there one?" ”

Bailu had a small face: "Are you sure no one is going to poop?" ”

“(￢_￢)”

Li Mabi and the others secretly rolled their eyes, the goalkeeper was unscathed, but the female referee nearby almost died, they have now completely mastered Bailu's shooting urine, the target he is aiming at is absolutely fine, and it is the innocent person nearby who is in trouble.

After setting the ball, looking at the goalkeepers in the row in front of the goal, Bailu rolled his eyes and scolded: "Damn, you have sealed all the goals, how can I shoot?" ”

"That's how you can put your shooting skills to the test."

"Test your sister."

Li Mabi's nostrils turned to the sky, and he replied in a way that hurt others and himself: "You can test it, anyway, my sister is just a dog." ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

Ma Bi, this kid seems to be very witty today, don't give him a little spur, and want to his tail and pretend to be a big-tailed wolf, Bailu squinted his eyes slightly, and after a run-up, he aimed at Li Mabi, and raised his foot to shoot a burst.

It was as if the twisted ball turned around a group of old gods in front of the goalkeeper who was picking his nostrils, and accurately hit Su Fei, who was sitting near the goal and practicing leg pressing.

Alas! Xiaobai wants to shoot, but he still dares to practice leg pressing within a radius of 100 meters, he is still too young......

Lying on his stomach will be shot, Su Fei wanted to cry without tears, held on to the waist that was hit, and said depressedly: "Xiaobai, I have no grievances with you, why do you want to murder me?" ”

Bailu scratched his head and said with a dry smile: "Mistake, mistake, I'm sorry." ”

"Xiaobai, it's time for you to hand in the starting list."

"Hmm."

Bai Lu took a piece of printing paper with the player's name on it, walked to the rostrum on the sidelines, and when he handed the printing paper to Zhang's thigh, he accidentally knocked over a cup of hot coffee and fell on the crotch of Zhang's thigh.

"Whew......" The hapless thigh jumped up.

Although he didn't wait to see Zhang Da Thigh, he really didn't mean to, Bai Lu hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, it's okay, right?" ”

Zhang Da Thigh picked up a tissue and wiped his crotch, and said angrily: "Damn, this coffee is hot, do you say it's okay?" ”

Bailu blinked, and his little face was tigerish: "The duck is burned?" ”

“(￢_￢)”

"It's okay, now that medicine is developed, you can change to a big one."

"Get out!"

Anyone who is nourished by hot coffee will be unhappy, Zhang Thighs are really depressed, seeing that he is fine, Bailu left the rostrum.

Back in the player area, Zhuge Dafu stepped forward and asked curiously, "What happened?" ”

Bailu shrugged his shoulders and said heartlessly: "It's nothing, I accidentally knocked over a cup of hot coffee and scalded the thigh-opening duck." ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

The whistle sounded, and after the referee entered, the voice of the thighs rang out: "The game is about to start, players from both sides please enter." ”

Zhuge Dafu squinted: "Didn't you say that the thigh-opening duck was burned?" ”

After pondering, Bailu said: "Obviously the crotch was nourished by the hot coffee, but the duck was not cooked, which can only mean one thing." ”

"What's the matter?"

"He's a man with a lot of wood."

“(￢_￢)”

"Yin and Yang people, dead eunuchs."

Zhuge Dafu covered his mouth and snickered: "Okay, don't lose it, it's time for us to play." ”

Today's match is [Lao Wang] and [Immortal Bird], the current record of both teams is one win and one defeat, whoever wins will be able to qualify, if there is a draw, it will be better than the goal difference, and [Lao Wang] has a goal difference advantage, as long as they draw they can qualify.

The captains of both sides led their respective players to the center of the court, and Bai Lu smiled and nodded at Xuanyuan Mo, the captain of [Immortal Bird], they had cooperated in the game of the King of Freshmen, and the relationship was very good.

The referee is still the original formula, the original taste, the two linesmen have all changed, the two linesmen are women, they are the assistant coaches of the women's team, they look more average, but they are young.

Bai Lu glanced at the referee and teased: "Referee teacher, today's Yanfu is not shallow, hug left and right." ”

It's not because of you, the referee killer, what should I do if the male referee comes and cut off his grandchildren? Therefore, I can only find a female linesman, and after the referee has slandered in his heart, he coughed lightly, took out a coin, and said slowly: "The red team is positive, and the black team is negative." ”

Bai Lu looked at the coin in the referee's hand and said in surprise: "Referee teacher, it's really rare that you actually brought a coin." ”

The referee looked embarrassed and sneered: "It was just a little accident before. ”

Bai Lu joked: "It seems that you don't have to throw a milk cover today like last time to decide who will kick off first." ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

Bra rolls decide who kicks off first? The two female linesmen's eyes widened, and they glanced at the referee with a perverted gaze, the coach of their women's team had been a referee before, and they didn't want to come to today's game, is it because of this?