There is a saying called "the agency is too smart", Bailu thinks that they are too clever to calculate the mechanism, but the smart is mistaken by the smart, and almost lifted a stone and hit himself in the foot.

The placement test continues, the archery test is finished in the morning, the afternoon exam is about to begin, and the fourth subject is to sing military songs.

It's another must-kneel subject.

I knew that I would be able to test archery and military songs, so why did they bother to go to the bottom without a trace? Even if they go all out to take the exam, they will be at the bottom of the subjects of archery and military songs.

There is no vocal teacher in their Z class, and it is difficult to sing a military song accurately, who else will be weaker than them? They racked their brains to think about two classes in order to be at the bottom, but they worked in vain, as long as they went to the exam in accordance with the rules, they would definitely be at the bottom.

Being smart is not always a good thing, smart people think of simple problems as complex and complex problems as more complex.

People sometimes, it's better to be stupid, and stupid people don't think too much, but have fewer worries, just like Xiong Daxiong Er, they are very happy every day, maybe brain-dead children are more happy.

In fact, when it comes to singing, he is not bad, after all, he is a man who has lived two lifetimes, and he can sing a basket of songs, fresh, lyrical, rock, love songs, folk songs, mountain songs......

Xiao Ma Xiao Erlang, going to prostitution behind his wife's back, not afraid of the sun, not afraid of wind and rain......

That babbling baby, that babbling baby, that babbling baby, high mountain......

As a versatile man, he can also sing eighteen touches, eighteen bends, eighteen girls, etc., but the test is a military song, and there are not many songs that are included in the ** song of Emperor Hualong.

The exam officially begins.

The academy has set up ten examination rooms, ten groups of grading teachers, ten people in each group, each person has ten powers, there are 1,500 candidates, it is impossible for every candidate to sing a military song, so each group has three chief judges, they have the right to stop, singing and wanting to die, as soon as they open their voices, they may be called to stop.

Outside the seventh examination room, Bai Lu and Li Mabi looked at each other, they were drawn to the same examination room, and the order of the exam was relatively low.

"Xiaobai, are we going to release water?"

"I can not release water, but you must release water."

Li Mabi laughed like a dog, and said flutteringly: "You also think I sing very well?" ”

Bailu shook his head and pouted: "If you don't release the water, it is tantamount to murder in disguise." ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

Bailu said seriously: "Ma Bi, you have to take it easy, murdering ten teachers at one time will definitely be sentenced to capital punishment." ”

Li Mabi kept a straight face: "It's not funny at all." ”

It didn't take long for Li Mabi, who heard his name called, into the examination room with a hint of apprehension, and in less than a minute, he came out with a black face, setting a new record for the shortest time in the singing exam.

There is no fastest, only faster, Li Mabi is worthy of being a fast gunner, Bailu raised his eyebrows, and said mockingly: "Mabi, you are too fast, right?" You didn't have time to take off your son, did you? ”

Li Mabi rolled his eyes and said indignantly: "Damn, I just sang the first sentence when I was stopped by the grading teacher." ”

"How many did you score?"

Li Mabi was about to cry: "11 points." ”

"11 points?" Bailu snorted twice, then covered his mouth and snickered: "That's right, at least ten figures." ”

"By the way, Xiao Ye is also a grading teacher."

"Saya?"

Li Mabi said helplessly: "It was she who gave me two points, and the other teachers all gave me one point." ”

Bailu said lazily: "Okay, don't be depressed, this is the result we wanted." ”

"But 11 points is too embarrassing."

"Be content."

The exam process is extremely fast, the girls' exam time is relatively long, and there are too many boys who are fast gunners, all of them go in and come out after a while, and there is not a man who lasts.

Half an hour later, Bai Lu heard his name called in the examination room, so he entered the examination room with the number plate, and the teachers who scored were all teachers in each class, most of them were familiar faces, and he glanced at Wuye, whose face was slightly embarrassed.

It's not a family, it's not a family, isn't it a family that doesn't get together? The strange gazes of the other teachers kept wandering over them, revealing a hint of playful abuse.

After being silent for a while, the female teacher of the main evaluation said softly: "Bailu, you can start." ”

The military song exam is very simple, just choose any military song to sing, Bailu chose a song with the highest singing rate, and the people who can sing it are also the most songs, almost everyone can sing the military song, the national anthem of the Hualong Empire.

Bailu looked at Wuye affectionately, deliberately lowered his voice, and sang in a deep voice.

…… Throwing his head and spilling blood, just to protect the country, just to protect her......

In order to make up for the regret of Valentine's Day, he borrowed flowers to offer Buddha to sing the national anthem as a love song.

After Bailu finished singing, Wuye excitedly gave ten points, and the other teachers couldn't help laughing, is this a blatant abuse of power for personal gain? They are also very face-saving and have given high scores.

The total score of the ten teachers: 92 points.

After walking out of the examination room, Bai Lu patted his thigh, his expression showed a hint of annoyance, and he accidentally made it self-defeating.

"Xiaobai, how many points did you score?" Li Mabi hurriedly came up and asked, with the expectation of wanting to see the joke on his face, "Tell me how many points did you score?" ”

"92 points."

"It's really a laughing death...... Li Mabi stopped laughing abruptly, as if he had been choked by the neck, and screamed: "92 points? Is there any mistake? ”

Bailu sighed faintly: "No way, I have deliberately released the water, but I still sing too well." ”

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Pretending to be cool for a while, the crematorium afterwards, Bailu still understands this truth, people can't be too public, and people who can't stop in moderation are easy to be drenched in urine and splash feces on the street......

Although I accidentally got a high score, it shouldn't have any effect, right? After all, the first three subjects were all smashed, and Bailu didn't care too much about it, until they were about to leave the academy when they met the three light bulb trios.

There is no stupidity, only more stupidity.

The three light bulb heroes complained bitterly, they wanted to get out of the cave dormitory for more than a day or two, but this time the placement test was too pitiful......

After listening to their complaints, Bailu's expression became stunned, the archery and military songs of the three heroes of the bulb were all miserably tested, their IQ itself is not high, and the comprehensive results of literature and science must also be miserable, for a group of pig-like opponents, it seems that they still have to release water.

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