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In autumn and winter, the sky darkens relatively quickly, and before six o'clock, the gymnasium is already brightly lit.

Today is the group stage of the Boys' Autumn and Winter Football Competition of the High School Affiliated to the Military Academy, and since the second and third rounds of [Lao Wang] are almost back-to-back games, it has been many days since their first game.

Bai Lu and the others were warming up on the court, and after the first game, they hadn't played at all, so the ball felt a little unfamiliar.

In order to wash away the shame left by the previous shot, Bailu planned to sharpen the gun and practice shooting, but the goalkeeper was so frightened that his soul flew away, and he disappeared from the goal without a trace in a swish......

"Hey, get pills, where are you going? What do you run? ”

Ge Ao ran out of the court without looking back: "I'm going to poop." ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

"Damn, there's no one guarding the goal, I'm going to practice a hairy shot?" Bailu turned his head to look at Li Mabi on the side, and said with a command: "Mabi, you go and help me guard the door, and I will practice shooting." ”

Li Mabi's head shook like a rattle: "I don't want it." ”

"Why?"

"I'm not married."

“(￢_￢)”

Li Mabi overturned the boat of friendship himself: "Xiaobai, seriously, you're not shooting, you're murdering." ”

“-_-!”

"I don't want to be a single clove."

I really don't know how to eat, and the one-clove garlic is spicy enough! These weak chickens are too spicy, Bailu rolled his eyes, looked at Xiong Er, who had rough skin and thick meat, and said faintly: "Xiong Er, you go and help me guard the door." ”

Don't dare to refuse the eldest brother who takes the lead, but he doesn't want to cut off his children and grandchildren, Xiong Er blinked cutely, turned around and ran slowly to the sidelines: "I, I'm going to poop too." ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

Once upon a time, Xiong Er also became so witty, he actually learned the escape technique, Bailu sighed, and finally realized the feeling of loneliness of the master, and he didn't want to find someone to practice shooting, life is really lonely like snow.

At this moment, Zhuge Dafu volunteered to stand up and said leisurely: "Xiaobai, I'll help you guard the door." ”

Li Mabi and others immediately looked at Zhuge Dafu with admiration, why did Dafu suddenly have no love? Isn't he afraid of Bailu's severed children and grandchildren's feet, is it ...... His balls have been punctured by their family?

Bailu's disdainful eyes swept over a group of gutless rats, and spitted: "Timid as small as mice, are you still men?" Look at other people's great fortunes, don't you feel ashamed? ”

Li Mabi shook his head numbly: "I don't think at all." ”

“-_-!”

It's better to die than to live, shame and not get pregnant, let alone die, Li Mabi and others sneered at Bailu's contempt, slapped their swollen faces and became fat, that is what only fools do, they are not so stupid.

Practice time is running out, after setting the ball outside the big penalty area, Bailu made a lightning sprint, twisted his body and made a powerful volley, the ball seemed to be twisted, like a cannonball flew out, and after a miserable scream, the nearby onlookers Li Mabi fell to the ground......

How so?

Zhuge Dafu shook his head, Ma Bi is still too young, and he often doesn't understand when he watches Bailu archery? Bailu can't shoot at all, in the same way, if Bailu shoots, the goalkeeper will not be in any danger, but it is easier to suffer if he is watching the play from the sidelines.

Bailu trotted to Ma Bi's side and asked cautiously, "Ma Bi, are you okay?" Can you still go to a brothel? ”

Zhuge Dafu also walked over and said dejectedly: "The egg is broken, what's the use of going?" ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

"Mabi, can you still get up? There are doctors on the sidelines, so ask them to mend it for you with a needle and thread, right? ”

The reason why a group of little poisonous tongues can still joke is because Li Mabi was not hit by the vital point, he was holding his thigh.

Li Mabi rubbed his hot thighs and stood up, looked at the innocent Bailu next to him, and said depressedly: "Xiaobai, as long as you shoot a few more times today, as long as you play half a game, our opponents will almost all be carried down." ”

Su Fei said excitedly: "We can win without a fight, right?" ”

Li Mabi said with personal experience: "Not very good? It's going to die. ”

The dead slut jumped out and said gloomily: "It's inevitable to get injured in the game, people shoot, don't dodge, just use your body to block, who can blame you for dying?" ”

“(￢_￢)”

was regarded by his teammates as a weapon to attack the city and had high hopes, but Bailu felt that he was not open at all, how could he feel that his feet were regarded as a flood beast by his teammates?

The game is about to start, as the captain of the team, Bai Lu went to the rostrum, the only change in the second game is that Li Mabi did not start, after being hit in the thigh by a cannonball shot by Bai Lu, he insisted on going to the sideline medical team to check whether it had become a single clove of garlic.

Obviously he was just hit in the thigh, but he wanted to check whether the balls were still beautiful and moving, and Li Mabi's explanation for this was that he was afraid of being shattered......

Forget it, one less kindergarten-level starting midfielder doesn't make much of a difference anyway.

Today's opponent [Big Sword] is not a strong opponent, they were beaten by [Scud] in the last game with a 22-0 slaughter score, it was simply beaten into honeycomb coal, however, their score is relatively ordinary in the game, and even worse abounds, the worst is the only ragtag army in Group H, they have a game that was played with a dehumanizing 32-0 score, and they were beaten to a thousand holes, falling flowers and flowing water, and fart and urine.

Three referees entered the stadium, and today's Group B match had a female referee, who was the head coach of the women's team, and the captains of both sides walked to the center of the pitch to start flipping a coin to decide who would kick off first.

The captain of [Big Sword] is an acquaintance, Dongfang Xiaoyao, who has not been seen for a long time, Bailu smiled evilly, and strategically gave the other party a dismount: "Small defeat, long time no see, Lei Minglong just came out with a V8 engine 540 horsepower T730 concept car, priced at 8 million star coins, I am very interested." ”

The dismount really worked, and Dongfang Xiaoyao's whole person wilted in an instant, squeezing out a dry smile, and he couldn't speak.

Bailu secretly covered his mouth and snickered, the thief captures the king first, scolds the mother first, the captain Dongfang Boy is wilted, what combat effectiveness can their team have? Speaking of which, their team name [Great Sword] has achieved a lot of depth.

The referee was still the referee of the first game, and seeing him digging out the dishes on his face, Bailu said weakly: "The coin was lost again?" ”

The referee smiled awkwardly: "I didn't expect the pocket to be leaky." ”

"Didn't bring cookies?"

"Nope."

Bai Lu glanced at the female referee and made a small face: "Then borrow this sister's bra to throw it." ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

The female referee's eyes were very unfriendly, and she seemed to want to pull out her bra and slap someone, but Bailu immediately didn't dare to scratch the tiger's whiskers anymore.

The referee coughed lightly twice, eased the weird atmosphere, and said calmly: "You guys guess the fist and decide to kick off." ”

"Okay."

Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors, Bailu won the Oriental Escape, [Lao Wang] kicked off first, and the game officially began......

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