In the northern suburbs of the imperial capital of Nguyen Pro, a small building with a single family.

Wen people's second aunt trembling standing on the air conditioner outside the third floor, wrapped in a bath towel around his waist, the reason why he stayed on the air conditioner outside the machine to think about life, mainly because there was a man who said to his wife that he was going to go on a business trip for a week, but in order to give his wife a surprise, he came back two days in advance

The tragedy came so suddenly that people were not prepared for it.

Everyone has some hobbies to a greater or lesser extent, some people like to gamble, some people like to drink, some people like to smoke, and some people like to commit adultery

There are always some people who feel that life is too dull, and if they don't do some exciting things or do some dead things, they feel uncomfortable.

The second aunt has the power, money and power, what woman does she want? But he doesn't like women at his fingertips, prefers to flirt with married women, and often leaves his bodyguards to do some things like stealing chickens and dogs, so he often falls into a situation where the sky should not be called the earth.

Like now

A weak man with glasses walked out of the balcony and looked at the second aunt standing outside the air conditioner on one side, the eyes of the two men met, and the second aunt snorted: "The weather is so good today." ”

The weak man said coldly: "Don't tell me, you are repairing the air conditioner." ”

The second aunt gave a big compliment: "Big brother, you are so smart, you can guess it." ”

“￢_￢”

"Don't tell me you just took a shower at my house?"

"Big brother, you're so smart." Obviously, the weather was a little cold, but the second aunt pretended to be very hot, and said with a serious matter: "The weather is too hot, so my sister-in-law asked me to take a bath in your house." ”

"Don't tell me that you slept with my wife before you took a shower."

"Big brother, you're too witty." The second aunt slapped the horse's ass casually, and after the shooting, he was shocked to find that he had slapped the horse's leg, and hurriedly changed his words: "No, big brother, you listen to my explanation." ”

The weak man took out a fruit knife from behind his back, waved it frantically and scolded: "I'm going to kill you, dare to sleep with my wife, I'm going to chop you up and feed it to the dog." ”

"Help, murder, murder." The second aunt covered his face and screamed in panic, and after finding that the weak man standing on the balcony was wielding a fruit knife, but he couldn't reach him, he blurted out: "Damn, I'm scared to death." ”

“￢_￢”

The weak man was annoyed and angry: "You, you wait." ”

The weak man went back to the room and glanced at the woman who was sitting on the bed wrapped in a sheet and had not yet dressed, the anger in his heart was even stronger, he picked up a long clothes stick, walked out of the balcony, and sneered viciously: "I'm going to make you fall into meat sauce." ”

The second aunt glanced down and swallowed a mouthful of saliva, this is a tall building, the air conditioner on the third floor is at least twelve meters above the ground, and below is a sturdy marble slab, if you fall down, you will not die or be crippled.

Theoretically, if you fall down, you will definitely die, even if you fall down and don't die on the spot, your husband will definitely go downstairs to mend the knife, the second aunt was so frightened that she was sweating profusely, and immediately laid out the facts and reasoned: "Big brother, killing people is a crime." ”

"You trespassed into people's houses, and I fought back in self-defense."

"I didn't trespass on the house, your wife opened the door and let me in."

“⊙_⊙”

The second aunt didn't open the pot and mentioned which pot, the weak man completely lost his mind, and without saying a word, he stabbed the second aunt with a clothes stick, and the second aunt immediately grabbed the air conditioning pipe when he saw this, gritted his teeth and endured it, and the clothes stick was not a spear, and he couldn't stab anyone anyway.

The chrysanthemums were broken, the ground was full of wounds, the second aunt's face was white, and he screamed and scolded: "Are you a pervert?" Why do you keep stabbing me in the ass? ”

“￢_￢”

The weak man stabbed for a while, his physical strength was exhausted, and the second aunt rubbed his teeth and rubbed his buttocks, which was almost stabbed, and said helplessly: "Big brother, I stabbed your wife a few times, you have already hugged me hundreds of times, let's settle it, okay?" ”

“⊙_⊙”

The weak man lost his mind again, went back to the room and pulled out two wires, and began to wrap them around the clothes stick, the corner of the second aunt's mouth twitched, and muttered: "Big brother, do you want to play so big?" ”

"I'm going to electrocute you brute."

Who said that a man without a gun or a cannon at home is not terrible? I'm not afraid that my husband is too tall, I'm afraid that my husband is educated, the second aunt was so frightened that his scalp was numb, at this moment, an off-road vehicle drove to the side of the road outside the small building and stopped, and a woman in black and sunglasses got out of the car, and then returned to the car, and came out with a giant crossbow, and the barb crossbow arrow of the giant crossbow flashed cold

Boom!

The crossbow arrow pierced the air conditioner outside the unit, the arrow was tied to the wire, the woman in black and sunglasses straightened the wire, wrapped the giant crossbow around the car door and fixed it, the second aunt's eyes lit up, ripped off the towel as a zipline, and slid along the wire to the side of the road outside the small building.

"Second aunt, get in the car."

"Xiaoxue, you're here to save me again."

It's too thrilling, like acting in a TV series, the second aunt covered her ass and limped onto the off-road vehicle, which is equivalent to her husband chasing him out of the door, and the off-road vehicle has already gone away

In the carriage, Xiaoxue glanced at the second aunt wearing pink lace underwear, and joked: "Second aunt, your underwear is really trendy." ”

The second aunt blushed, took the pillow to block it, and said with a dry smile: "This is the most popular style this year." Thinking about it, he added: "It's a little fancy, but it's a men's model." ”

"Didn't you really wear the wrong person in a panic?"

“￢_￢”

Xiaoxue said angrily: "If I hadn't caught up, you would have been stabbed to death." ”

"Thank you for saving me again." The second aunt was full of gratitude, and sighed: "If I had known that the man in this family was a weak man, I wouldn't have hid in the air conditioner, he obviously couldn't beat me, it was really a miscalculation." ”

Xiaoxue rolled her eyes: "Can you not always do some things that steal chickens and dogs, and violate customs?" How many times can I save you? ”

"If you want people to die in the sky, you will die if you stay at home and don't go out, this is my fate."

"Your destiny is to go around committing adultery with other people's wives?"

“￢_￢”

"Forget it, I'm not here to talk about your character and morality." Xiaoxue asked straight to the point: "My master asked me to come to you in person, I want to ask you something." ”

"What's the matter?"

"Why are your five forces so calm lately?"

"Isn't it good to be calm?" The second aunt said coldly: "Could it be that your young master likes to be assassinated every day?" ”

"Don't talk nonsense."

The second aunt said honestly: "I don't know, I also think that the core layer of the Wen family has been a little weird recently, but I don't know what they are planning." ”

"Is there anything else you don't know about?"

"You think too highly of me." The second aunt smiled bitterly: "I have always been an outsider, there is no way to enter the core layer of the Wen family, all I can do is to muddy the muddy water of the Wen family, but what is in the muddy water, I really don't know." ”

Xiao Xue frowned, what is in the huge muddy water of the Dragon Slaying Alliance?

txt download address:

Mobile Reading:

Post a Review:

In order to facilitate the next reading, you can "add bookmark" at the top to record the reading record of this time (Chapter 377: The Magical Second Aunt), and you can see it next time you open the bookshelf! Please recommend this book to your friends (QQ, blog, WeChat, etc.), Uncle Ribs thank you for your support!!