Chapter 27: Dark Horse Pass
In the darkness before dawn, there were no fingers in sight, and a black shadow ran around the artificial lake and punched it, round and round......
Hurry up and get stronger, grow up quickly, only by getting stronger and growing up can you protect her.
It's dawn.
The bell rang at seven o'clock in the morning in the distance, Zhuge Dafu sat up straight in the tent, and then as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, he quickly put on his clothes and jumped out of the tent, and roughly kicked the mentally handicapped trio of class 26 awake.
Yesterday they were abandoned by the leading brother Bailu, the four of them worked in the horse farm for a day, and the smell of horse manure on their bodies still lingers.
The four Xiaoqiang have been assembled, and now the question is, who will wake up the leading big brother Bailu? Facing Zhuge Dafu's inquiring eyes, the mentally handicapped trio shook their heads like rattles, and their beautiful lives had just begun......
"Three wastes, Xiaobai is not a tiger, what are you afraid of?" Zhuge Dafu let out a group sneer, then strode to the front of the white deer account, took a deep breath, and after standing for a full two minutes, he turned around coolly, "Let's guess the box." ”
“-_-!”
The four of them formed a circle, black and white, and the four palms stretched out at the same time, that is, the visual sense was like two bear paws and two chicken feet, three white and one black, Li Mabi, who stood out, jumped up and was ecstatic: "I won, I won." ”
Zhuge Dafu stepped forward and patted Li Mabi's shoulder: "Mabi, congratulations on winning the opportunity to wake up Xiaobai." ”
"Get out!"
"Do you have an opinion?"
Zhuge Dafu made a light back jump, retreated to the middle of the two brute bears, and the three of them stared at Li Mabi together, rubbing their hands, Li Mabi's face twitched, and he was so aggrieved that he was about to cry: "You bully people." ”
Zhuge Dafu clasped his hands on his shoulders and said faintly: "You go to wake up Xiaobai, you may be killed by him, if you don't go, we will beat you to death now, you choose." ”
Li Mabi didn't want to die so quickly, so he cowered and walked to the white deer account, and shouted timidly, "Hey, Xiaobai, get up." ”
Stone Ox into the Sea......
Zhuge Dafu's face was black: "Xiaobai likes to lie in bed, even if you cut your throat, it's useless, haven't you seen how Teacher Ye told Xiaobai to get up?" ”
Li Mabi turned his heart sideways, lifted the tent, put his hand into the quilt, pulled it hard, and then ran away, Bailu screamed angrily, jumped out of the tent in flower shorts, and said with a tiger face: "Bastard!" Who plucked my legs? ”
The old god of the onlookers stretched out his hand to Li Mabi who was fleeing, Bailu's eyes flashed fiercely, and he said in a deep voice: "The one who plucks my Bailu's leg hair, although it is far away, will ......be punished" said, jumped up and rushed to the fleeing Li Mabi, "Mabi, you stop for me." ”
Bailu ran with his legs like a small motor, and soon caught up with Li Mabi, who was in a panic, and scolded while kicking: "Dare to pluck my leg hair, kick you to death, kick you to death......"
"Hero, spare your life."
"If it's useful to spare your life, why do you need the police? Kick you to death, kick you to death......"
The five of them had breakfast and came to the student union at seven o'clock, the guild had not yet opened, but there were already many students waiting.
At eight o'clock, as soon as the guild opened, Bailu and the others followed a large group of early birds to pour into the guild, and soon, they grabbed a job at the student street health center.
Health center?
Is it the great health care of all evils? What to do? What to do? I'm so handsome, the technician sisters who show off will definitely pounce on me when they see me, should I accept it happily? Or resist and then accept it?
The five of them came to the health care center in the student street, and the thoughts in Bailu's heart quickly dissipated, which is a formal health care center, with business items such as massage, scraping, acupuncture, foot soaking, and medicinal diet......
The work began, Xiong Daxiong Er was sent to the backyard to do manual work, the two weak chickens were arranged at the front desk to sort out the medicinal herbs for medicinal food, Bailu's work was the easiest, and the boss asked him to be responsible for being a lucky cat at the door.
"Boss, do you want to come in for a massage?"
“-_-!”
Bailu greeted people with a smiling pestle at the door, very conscientious to solicit business, a little old man walked out of the door after shaving, and he also warmly said goodbye to others: "Uncle, remember to come next time." ”
“-_-!”
During the day, the student street was like a haunted, soliciting no business for a long time, Bailu returned to the store, lying on the counter and watching Zhuge Dafu and Li Mabi divide the medicine.
Zhuge Dafu opened a cloth bag, glanced at it, sighed, and said curiously: "What kind of medicine is this?" The bag does not have a medicine name card. ”
"I'll take a look." Li Mabi pulled the cloth bag and took a closer look, frowned, and said uncertainly: "It should be a tonic, I seem to have seen it in my father's room." ”
“-_-!”
Li Mabi took out a lump and crushed it in his hand, it looked a bit like grass clippings, and when he smelled it, he could still smell a faint smell of grass, and he didn't think about it, so he picked up a handful and put it in his mouth to eat......
Bailu's eyes widened and exclaimed, "Why do you catch something and stuff it in your mouth?" You're not afraid of death, aren't you? ”
Li Mabi said nonchalantly: "You are so stupid! It's all medicinal food here, it's all tonics, how can it be possible to eat the dead? ”
"Anyway, how does it taste?"
Li Mabi smashed his mouth and savored it: "It's more bitter, but after chewing it, I feel a little sweet, do you want to have a little?" ”
"Don't."
"Then I'll make it up myself."
Zhuge Dafu pouted: "Be careful not to make up for human lives." ”
At this moment, the boss happened to come over to get the medicinal materials, Zhuge Dafu pointed to the cloth bag and asked, "Boss, what kind of medicine is in this bag?" There is no drug name card in it. ”
The boss glanced at it and said expressionlessly: "This is the dark horse pass." ”
"Dark Horse Pass?"
The boss smiled and explained, "Do you know that it's the of the dark horse?" Be careful not to mix it with other herbs, which are used to soak the ringworm feet. ”
"Vomit ......" Li Mabi retched, instantly with a poisoned expression, covered his mouth and rushed to the door of the store, and began to vomit heavily.
The boss showed a hint of worry: "What's wrong with him?" ”
Bailu had a small face: "He is allergic to horse manure." ”
"Is he alright?"
Zhuge Dafu shrugged: "It's just a small allergy, it shouldn't be fine, by the way, boss, is horse manure poisonous?" ”
"Nope."
Li Mabi vomited for a while and came back, except for his face was a little pale, it didn't look like anything, the boss was relieved to leave, Bailu and Zhuge Dafu couldn't help laughing, grabbed something and stuffed it into their mouths, something happened, right?
"Ma Bi, does horse manure taste sour?"
Li Mabi's face changed when he heard this, and he turned around and ran out to vomit, until his legs were weak before he came back, and Bailu poured him a glass of water.
"Don't eat indiscriminately in the future."
Zhuge Dafu said sincerely: "Thank you, Ma Bi, I almost touched the horse manure just now, but fortunately you helped me taste it first." ”
“-_-!”
Fortunately in the misfortune, the horse manure is not poisonous, Li Mabi, who ate the horse manure, just vomited and did not leak, and his body was fine, but he had an expression of eating feces on his face all day long, of course, he did really eat it......