Once, as the Emperor of Tragedy and the Emperor of Quasi-Tragedy, I had a rather strict conversation with Fini, and at that time, I asked a very serious question for me, and I was faced with the terrible shape of the word "quasi" that could be removed at any time, and my expression at that time was gray and painful.

"Finney, sue me, how do you understand the word Tragic Emperor."

Dressed in a cute maid dress at the Green Forest Bar, wearing a maid lace hair accessory, a white apron embroidered with a cute Steyrian beast pattern around her waist, and slapping the sheets hanging on the hanger with a duster, Finney's body suddenly stiffened, turned around, and showed me a strong and beautiful smile that could make those Finney fans in the Green Forest Bar fascinated and moved in unison.

Then, in the beautiful pupils that shimmered with tears that could not be looked back on the past, revealing that only a thousand times could be revealed, sad and at the same time with a little pride in the eyes of the passer-by, she said to me in a raised tone.

"Cousin muttered, in Finney's opinion, the so-called tragedy emperor is when you think you are tragic enough, but in fact, tragedy has just begun!!"

Gently put down the feather duster, one hand crossed the waist, the petite upper body with a perfect girl's curve leaned over to me slightly, and the index finger of the other small hand pointed at me very affirmatively, and said in a confident tone.

I dare to guarantee that in the life of this pseudo-mother, the speech at this moment is the most firm, the most confident, and the most full of self-confidence, which is implicitly contained in the kind of standing at the peak of the world, representing the most authoritative momentum, which is irrefutable, even I, the quasi-tragic emperor who is the second person at the peak of the world, can only willingly surrender to Finney's sad and confident but subtle pride tone.

At that time, my heart was sad, not only because of Finney's speech, but also for myself, but also very rare for this pseudo-mother, who was "already pitiful enough to deceive herself and immersed in contentment and pride in her tragic emperor identity?" Is there nothing else left in the body that can be used to make up for the emptiness in the heart?

Although as a quasi-tragic emperor, I am actually not qualified to talk about her, but! But ah!! At least in terms of singing, and in terms of giving people or other things a very tasteful name, I still have a little bit of confidence, of course, this is a very modest statement, it should be said that I am full of confidence, and this confidence alone can destroy one or two earths or something, it is absolutely no problem, yes, um (firm fist)!!

"I said, hey, Wu, now isn't the time to be outside the gods.

When I came back to my senses, I turned my head in the direction of the voice, and saw that Gott was shouting at me with the sad face of a dead father and mother, with two lines of tears on his face that people were accustomed to.

"Oh, what's the matter?"

I subconsciously wiped the corners of my mouth, no, I was infected by the stupid saintess of the little ghost, should it be in the memory mode, saliva flowed out unconsciously.

"Yes? Affair? Is it? ”

Gaunt muttered what I had just said, and then shouted with an expression that looked like he was roaring and flipping the table.

"Now isn't the time to say there's something wrong at all, bastard! Give me a strict sù to deal with the problems in the back, a strict sù bastard!! ”

"Oh, so what do you want me to say? In order to challenge himself, our brave and witty Mr. Gorilla resolutely released the demon sealed on the altar façade, and then on the only line of the supporting character faceless question mark man teammate Druid Wu Fan, the orangutan hero King Gort, this world can only be saved by you, in the middle, waving a sword and slashing at the demon? ”

"Without that kind of delusion, who would do that kind of death!!"

This gorilla, at such a time, was unexpectedly sane, and I thought that he would really stop at my instigation, turn around and roar and rush forward with a sword.

"However, the orangutan hero Wang Gaote's words are quite good, Wu, can I discuss with you and remove the word orangutan in front. It's called the hero King Gott? ”

I really overestimated the IQ of this orangutan, I thought that in this moment of crisis, under the stimulation of adrenaline, this orangutan's IQ could temporarily increase by a point or two, no. After less than a second, he was attracted by a meaningless orangutan hero, Wang Gaote, and even forgot about the danger of being able to engulf himself at any time.

"No, you can only choose between Orangutan Got and Orangutan King Goth." I sighed and refused Gott's request.

"Huh? Is orangutans a must? Is it that hard to get rid of orangutans? Also, is it my delusion? These two options seem to be a little different from the original, and it is unpleasant to choose either one. ”

Gott asked rhetorical questions again and again, and looked at me with hopeful eyes, hoping that I would be merciful and change my mind once in a while.

"You give me a good idea of it, bastard, the orangutan is your essence, right?! If the orangutan is removed, isn't the hero King Gott a completely different person? So the hero with the same name as himself, King Gaote, or the orangutan King Gaote, which do you think is better? Hurry up and choose. Time is running out, so hurry up!! ”

"Hey, hey, wait, wait, wait, let me think, this kind of major event related to life, please be sure to give me three more seconds" not less than ten seconds to think about it, think about it, such an important choice, if I choose the wrong one, won't my future life be over? ”

At my impatient urging, Gott put on an apocalyptic expression, holding his head in despair, and looking at me with pleading eyes, hoping that I would raise my noble hand and give me a little more time.

Your life is already over.

I secretly complained, but for the sake of Gott's pitiful appearance, I nodded in agreement.

"It's decided!!"

Just as time was running out, Gault suddenly let out a loud roar, giving people the feeling of cheering himself up.

"I choose the orangutan king Gaote, I choose the orangutan king Gaote, although the hero king Gaote is better, but after all, it is someone else's, isn't there a saying that a thousand birds are better in the forest than a bird in hand? I'll just choose the first one. ”

"Very well, from now on you will be the Orangutan King Gott, congratulations, you have made a wise choice."

I smiled heartily and gave Gott a thumbs up.

"Hmph, it's nothing, Uncle Ben Orangutan King has been praised by the neighbors' aunts and aunts for being a smart child since he was a child, of course, I can go on this right path, it is absolutely inseparable from the opportunity you Wu gave me."

Gott gave me a thumbs up as if he had won an Oscar.

I:

Gott: Curse..."

It's not the time to talk about cross talk at all, bastard!!

I roared and lifted the tea table of my soul away, and Gott's stupid face burst into tears, trying to escape the cruel reality we are facing with a light-hearted conversation, and once again felt the melancholy and pain of the egg from the rumbling not far behind me.

The incident dates back to more than ten minutes ago, when Gott, the idiot, was an orangutan who was attracted and looked out. Huang Ran made his own face and back, and he dug out the old Erzhen from the pit. The gems were set in them.

So, as if digging a spring, the gem inlay suddenly burst into red light, spraying Gault a hundred meters into the air, but fortunately, the surging red light itself did not have any harm, otherwise I wouldn't be running wild with Gault now. Instead, he dragged his corpse and ran wildly.

The whole altar shook violently again, and this time, we soon learned that this was not a continuation of the prank, for "as the ground was gradually cracking, and a great deal of molten lava erupted from these cracks, and the whole temple was crumbling and shaking violently, as if some great ship called Titanic, which had been rubbing against the iceberg for a while, had reached the point where it would be buried if it did not abandon the ship and leave."

If this is a prank continuation, how many times will this temple have to be destroyed before it can be heard? Even if it can be regenerated because of the projection, it is impossible to leave that treasure chest, the scrolls inside.

Therefore, the rest of the answer is simple: "Gott, the orangutan, has inadvertently touched the true secret of the temple that all the adventurers who have come here have not been able to discover, and it is definitely the core of the taboo."

Speaking of which, it's too much to put all the blame on this stupid orangutan and I don't take into account his IQ and lack of care, but I actually have the responsibility to think about it now. In fact, from the moment the prank is revealed, there is still a huge suspicion that people have to be vigilant about.

That is, from the explanation of the message on the first scroll, it can be found that the university scholars brought by the idle adventurers were not able to translate the demonic text on the inscription, that is to say, from beginning to end, no one really understood what kind of secret this altar and these words hid, and the guys who came later were probably attracted by the whole prank because they were all stupid and ignored this fact.

What kind of secret is hidden in this altar, no one has figured out, that is. The possibility of unknown danger is not ruled out, but everyone is confused by the prank left behind, and subconsciously thinks: Ah, you can do such a prank. It should be very safe.

Actually, this is easy to find, just because I, like the previous adventurers, was immediately attracted by the kindness of the boxes and the messages of the seniors, and ignored this unknown danger that was quietly forgotten in the corner, and failed to stop Gott's stupid behavior in time, and I am also responsible.

This is one of the points, and the other point, I think the reason why I have to bear the greatest responsibility is why so many adventurers who have been here have not discovered this hidden secret and have been discovered by Gott? It is not excluded that there are adventurers who are idle and painful, and they will not give up digging the temple into the ground.

So, probably, maybe, or shrugged, there is a certain chance that this kind of thing will happen, and my quasi-tragic emperor aura that should have shot when it should have been shot added a piano to this tiny trigger probability...

Unfortunate!!

All in all, at that time, just before the temple collapsed, Gaud and I retreated into the monster corridor in time, and because of the violent tremors, cracks began to appear in this long corridor, and the two of us did not dare to stop in the slightest. The terrible sight of the earth cracking that day always gave us a sense of crisis that the floor behind the heel of our shoes shattered immediately with every step we took.

Then, just then, behind us, there was a loud roar.

"Whoa!! The "Damn it,,,. Murphy,,Stowe,,I",To "kill",You!! ”

The deafening roar. With some stiffness and stammering, like someone who hasn't opened his mouth for decades, suddenly speaking, of course, at this moment, we are more inclined to this is the roar of a demon who has been sealed here for an unknown number of years, just awakening.

"Hey, Wu, it's talking about Mephisto, I heard it right, there should be a Cun Zài with the same name and surname as that demon god in this world."

As he ran wildly, Gault patted me on the shoulder, turned his head, and found that his tragic eyes were filled with tears.

"Well, there should be, I know a paladin named Baal."

I took a deep breath and if I could cry, I want to cry right now, bastard!!

"But, I think, the voice behind me should be talking about the demon god Mephisto, yes."

This sentence broke the last bit of luck in Gott's heart, and it is impossible to think about it, a big demon in hell who lives knows a guy with the same name as Mephisto in the Dark Continent, this probability is no longer zero but negative.

"Mo", we are in trouble? Two lines of mournful tears finally burst out of Gott's eyes.

"It's not Mofei, it's for sure, it's not us, it's you."

Hearing my merciless speech, the two lines of tears on Gott's face turned from a stream to a river.

So "now, what now?" He asked tremblingly.

"All in all, it's better to run for your life now."

Looking back, it was not an illusion, the ground where our front feet had left collapsed the next moment, and countless broken stones fell, and then they were immediately swallowed up by the molten slurry below, and the green smoke came out, which made me shiver in the back of my head.

At this moment, in the original location of the temple, a large area of molten lava rose from the tumbling sea of molten lava like a backward waterfall, and the momentum was like a huge thing hundreds of times larger than a blue whale, jumping high from the sea.

In the midst of the molten lava that rose into the sky, we saw a creepy scarlet demon pupil.

"Okay, it looks like they found us."

Feeling the momentum of being locked into, Gott stammered and asked me with a sad face. "It's not like, it's for sure." Again, I looked away.

"Boom!!"

The demon hidden in the molten lava, after jumping high, fell back into the sea of molten lava, and slapped a huge wave of molten lava more than ten meters high, sweeping towards us.

"Be careful."

Turning into a moon wolf, I grabbed Gort's collar and lifted him up again, and with a burst of acceleration, I finally avoided the lava wave.

Behind him, where the waves had crashed, the thousands of meters long corridor of monsters had completely disappeared.

But the danger is not over, the unknown giant monster has locked on us, as if we two little reptiles are an appetizer after it has broken the seal.

After the waves, as if a great white shark had appeared, a wide and terrifying back appeared on the surface of the molten sea, and it rode the wind and waves behind us.

At this time, we have no choice but to flee for our lives. What else can be done?

So, in the midst of this extremely boring process, and at the same time to escape from reality, there was a two-person cross talk performed by me and Gault like the one mentioned above."