Chapter 406: Condolences to the Wounded (II)
(Girls' Literature)
Bailu walked into the suite of the four male patients, and their injuries were also some flesh wounds, the pig king was seriously injured, and his shoulder was deeply stabbed, the hyena was injured most evenly, and there were injuries all over his body, and the lynx injured his arms, but it was not very serious, and the lightest injury was a bullet, and he injured a few hairs......
"Young Master, have you come to visit us?"
"I'm just here to see if you're dead."
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Bailu touched his chin: "Your life is quite hard, it seems that you don't need Mary to read the Catholic funeral scriptures to you." â
The hyena said angrily: "Mary can recite the scriptures to bring the dead to life, right?" â
"Definitely."
Lynx pouted: "You say that Mary, aren't you afraid of offending her fanatics?" Our lives are all in the hands of veterinarians. â
"You are to blame for your death." Bailu turned over the old accounts, and said in a weird way: "Who told you to work so hard in acting?" As soon as they turned around, you made a big fuss, with a face that you were going to die generously, and shouted so loudly that I couldn't help but want to jump up and kick your ass, didn't you force others to fulfill your loyalty? â
"We were wrong."
Bailu earnestly taught: "For such a thing as an afterthought, you must wait for people to go away, and directly put an afterthought behind people's backs, which is called looking for death." â
"Taught."
Bailu walked to the bed side of the pig king, looked at the pig king who was eating hooves, and teased: "Old pig, are you killing your brothers again?" â
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"Didn't the veterinarian tell you not to eat these things until you've recovered?"
The pig king blinked his mung bean eyes and said humbly: "I'll only eat a little." â
"A little?" Bailu looked at the trash can next to the bed, filled with a bucket of hoof bones, and said indignantly: "Why do I think your concept of a point is different from others?" â
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"Who bought it for you?"
The bullet coughed lightly twice, raised his hand timidly, and said with a dry smile: "When I went out to buy fruit, I brought it to Brother Pig." â
Bailu said angrily: "Uncle Dan, don't you think there is something superfluous on your body?" â
"Where?"
"Don't you think you have an extra egg?" Bailu said viciously: "Do you want me to kick one for you?" â
The bullet looked at the Tmall hyena and said weakly: "Young master, do you want me to become a cripple like a kitten or a dog?" â
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The hyena said with a dark face: "Three eggs, I repeat, we are not crippled. â
Bailu squinted: "Not necessarily, I think there is a place on your body that is broken." â
"Where?"
"Brain."
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While Bailu was fighting with the crowd, the veterinarian who was the most curative under the stars walked into the suite with an amateur nurse, who had already changed the medicine for a group of beautiful ladies, and now it was the turn of a group of men.
"Sister Mary."
"Huh?"
Bailu said slowly: "Someone just said ......"
Mary asked, "Say what?" â
The hyena hurriedly waved his hand and squeezed out a chrysanthemum-like smile: "Didn't say anything, didn't say anything." â
"The three of them said they wanted to hear Catholic thoughts about love and consider becoming your believers."
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"Really?"
"Of course."
Mary jumped up to the bullet excitedly and began to preach: "Love is to endure forever, love is not envy, love is not boasting, love is not arrogant, love is not seeking its own good, it is not easy to get angry, it is not calculating, love is the search for truth, it bears everything, it believes in everything, it hopes in all things, it endures in all things, it never endures......
The bullet clutched his stomach and screamed in pain: "Uh......"
"What's wrong?"
"My stomach hurts, I can't do it." Bullets whizzed into the bathroom, "I'm going to poop." â
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Finding that Mary's gaze turned to herself, Lynx looked at her injured arms and secretly complained, it's over, and she can't run away when she is injured and changes her dressing.
"You don't look young."
"It's really a big deal."
"Married?"
"Nope."
Mary looked at Lynx with shiny eyes: "Are you practicing celibacy?" People like you are the best fit to join us in Catholicism. â
Tmall rolled his eyes: "I'm not practicing celibacy. â
Bai Lu added on the side: "I can prove this that he is indeed not pursuing celibacy, he just has no ability to sell himself." â
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Eripe began to change the dressing of a group of wounded people, Mary, who acted as an assistant, chattered and preached the teachings, and the Tmall hyena was about to foam at the mouth when he heard it, but the pig king did not react at all, calmly eating pig food, as long as there was something to eat, it was useless for a woman to dance a striptease next to him.
After Eripi changed the medicine and left with Mary, the bullet came out of the bathroom, looking at the poisoned expression of the Tmall hyena, and secretly rejoiced in his heart......
"Does brainwashing feel good?"
Tmall's face darkened: "Three eggs." â
"Huh?"
"Ever heard of Catholicism?"
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Bailu played a round and said, "Okay, you don't want to hurt each other." â
"Young master, you culprit, please don't stand and talk without backache."
Bailu looked at the night outside the window and said casually: "It's dark, I'm going to go out for a walk, do you want to go together?" â
"We're all hurt like this, how are we going?"
"I can't get up."
The bullet asked curiously, "Young Master, where are you going?" â
"Brothel."
The Tmall hyena was shocked when he heard this, and said in unison: "Three eggs, speed up my brother." â
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Minor injuries can't get out of the line of fire, no matter how serious the injuries are, you can go to the brothel, Xuanwu Sanbao quickly changed his clothes and finished going out, Bailu beckoned and shouted: "Old pig, we want to go to the custom store for a visit, do you want to go together?" â
"Is there anything to eat in the custom shop?"
"There's nothing to eat, just girls."
"Can the girl eat it?"
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The road is not the same, Bailu gave up the rescue of the pig king, the bright moonlight in front of the bed, we went to prostitution, Bailu took the Xuanwu Sanbao out of the suite together.
When the four of them walked to the aisle, they ran into the ice knife and Medusa who were going out to breathe......
"Where are you four going?"
Bailu said coolly: "We want to go out to maintain the peace of the world." â
"You want to go to the custom shop?"
Bailu blurted out: "Rub, can you guess this?" â
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Tmall jumped to the side and said sharply: "Young master, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person, I really misjudged you, you just said that you wanted us to go to the comic shop, but I didn't expect you to want to take us to the custom store, it's really stinky and shameless." â
Bailu squinted: "Pretend, continue to pretend." â
"Humph!" Bingling Dao turned his head angrily and left, "You men don't have a good thing. â
"Bing'er, listen to me."
Tmall chased the ice knife and walked away, leaving only four people looking at each other in embarrassment, Bailu scratched his head, it seems that it is not suitable to go to the custom store today......
Bright moonlight in front of the bed, next time prostitution.