(Girls' Literature)

On a beautiful weekend afternoon, Li Mabi and Zhuge Dafu were nested in the dormitory of the Central Army School, outside at minus 25 degrees, and they had no idea of going out for a walk.

Li Mabi lay on the bed and said lazily: "Why haven't they come back yet?" ”

"Where did they go?"

"Special training."

"Oh."

"It's almost afternoon, are you going out to eat?"

Zhuge Dafu raised his head from the notebook and said weakly: "I feel a sore back, and the whole person is about to fall apart, if you go out to eat, you can help me bring it by the way." ”

Li Mabi pouted: "Don't complain, the instructor sees that you are weak, and he has already taken care of you during training." ”

"But I still can't bear it."

"But to be honest, the instructors here are almost as murderous as my father."

Zhuge Dafu raised his eyebrows: "Your father is very cruel?" ”

Li Mabi sighed and said with emotion: "Every time you beat me, you are beaten to death, do you say that it is ferocious?" ”

The corners of Zhuge Dafu's mouth twitched: "Your father is really ruthless." ”

"Nonsense, when I was twelve, if my mom hadn't stopped me, I would have been beaten to death."

"What are you doing?"

Li Mabi told the past: "I didn't do anything, I borrowed a movie disc from the same table, which said that minors should watch it together with their parents, and I excitedly asked my parents to watch the movie together at night, but as soon as the movie screen came out, I was tragic." ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

"Why are there always so many sluts around us?"

Zhuge Dafu covered his mouth and snickered: "You didn't retaliate? ”

Li Mabi shrugged his shoulders and said: "I took leave to go to his house the next day, personally returned the disc to his father, and left after saying that the movie was very exciting." ”

"Your table mates are also tragic, aren't they?"

Li Mabi dug his nostrils: "Of course, when I went to school the next day, I found that he was beaten into a pig's head like me." ”

Zhuge Dafu laughed so hard that his stomach hurt: "You are just as cheap, but your childhood is really wonderful." ”

After the two chatted for a few words, Li Mabi opened his notebook bored, and entered a website where an old driver shared resources, he clicked on a resource, and subconsciously looked at the comments, the first comment: Due to the loophole in the website, if you reply below the second floor [I'm a fool], it will be displayed as [The landlord is stupid].

Seeing that the first, second, third, fourth, and fifth floors were all stupid landlords, Li Mabi was overjoyed, and immediately replied with four words on the sixth floor [I'm a fool], but found that there was no change, and it still showed [I'm a fool], why didn't mine change?

"Damn, I was tricked."

"What's wrong?"

Li Ma sent the link to Zhuge Dafu, and said with a dark face: "See for yourself." ”

Zhuge Dafu clicked on the link and glanced at it, a touch of cunning flashed in his eyes, and he immediately typed four words on the seventh floor [Landlord is stupid], and then said in a thoughtful manner: "There is indeed a loophole, my reply has really changed." ”

After Li Mabi glanced at Zhuge Dafu's reply on the seventh floor, he said in surprise: "Hey, it's really changed, why hasn't mine changed?" ”

"It may be that there is a problem with your computer or input method."

"Then I'll try another input method." Li Mabi replied on the eighth floor again, [I'm a fool], and his face became even more gloomy: "Damn, why can't I." ”

"I'll show you one more one."

Li Mabi glanced at Zhuge Dafu's new reply, and said suspiciously: "Why can't you do it?" Is it really a problem with my computer? ”

"I typed it with strokes, what about you?"

"Stroke input?" Li Mabi switched to strokes, and his heart typed [I'm a fool] for the third time, and found that there was still no change, and he collapsed and went crazy: "Your sister, I'm really convinced." ”

"Mabi."

"What?"

Zhuge Dafu shook his head with a smile, and said faintly: "To paraphrase what Xiaobai often says to you, Ma Bi, it is not easy to live until now with your IQ." ”

“(￢_￢)”

Li Mabi was stunned for a moment, and finally came to his senses, and suddenly tears flowed into his heart, he was played by Zhuge Dafu, and the two big words [stupid] flew in the sky, and they snapped and stuck to his head.

The little white face is so annoying, I really want to find a chance to kick into the pit.

"Angry?"

"Humph!"

Zhuge Dafu snapped and closed the notebook, and said with a smile: "Okay, don't be so careful, don't be angry, let's go out to eat, right?" ”

The two changed into heavy coats, and as soon as they walked out of the dormitory, they immediately craned their necks and walked slowly towards the dining room like two small turtles.

The weather is not bad, there is no sun, but it is not snowing anymore.

When the two little turtles came back from eating, they found that the two girls seemed to be fighting, they immediately stopped to watch, girls fighting is too rare, even if the buttocks are frozen, they must insist on watching, at least until the two girls tear each other's clothes.

However, the two girls seemed to be fighting, and they seemed to be fighting, because they didn't add their fists and feet, they just kept rubbing snowballs and smashing each other.

"Throw a snowball, don't hurry up and tear each other's clothes."

"Ma Bi, calm down."

Because they got too close, after one of the girls avoided the snowball, the snowball that slipped through the net smashed into Li Mabi next to him, and Li Mabi, who was caught off guard, was hit, poof! Unfortunately, it hit between his legs, and Li Mabi fell to his knees on the spot......

"Ma Bi, are you alright?"

Li Mabi's face turned red, and he said bitterly: "Something." ”

Zhuge Dafu squatted down and asked, "Can you still insist on going to the hospital or brothel?" ”

“(￢_￢)”

found out that something was wrong, the two girls immediately stopped fighting, they nervously ran to Li Mabi's side, and said sorry, they wanted to help but didn't know how to help, so they could only stand aside at a loss.

Two girls fought, and they didn't have anything to do with themselves, but he was injured by the onlookers? What's going on? Li Mabi was already in tears of pain, and curled up on the ground for a long time before sitting up.

Fortunately, the clothes worn on the body are thick enough, and the soft snowball that hits the key point is a relatively soft snowball, if the lead ball is smashed over, there will be no love in this life, in order to ensure that nothing goes wrong, it is still necessary to check it.

"Daifuku, help me to the infirmary."

Zhuge Dafu sank his face and said with concern: "Does it still hurt?" Really hurt? ”

"It doesn't hurt that much." Li Mabi glanced at the two culprits, and said angrily: "Don't be afraid of 10,000, just in case, after all, it is related to future generations." ”

"That's right." Zhuge Dafu smiled and teased: "It's really good to be cautious, anyway, playing balls is about to become a routine physical examination for you." ”

“(￢_￢)”

Li Mabi cried with a sad face, why is it always me who is hurt......