1240. Or should you call it Tiga? (Part 2)
Looking at his patriarchal mother, Sun Ce was also speechless...... Wait, he is very hopeful that it is a daughter now, in this case, he is not sure that it is a son, his family status has seriously declined, if it is really a son, good guy, where should the family status be ranked? After the cats raised by the ancestral goose and the puppy raised by Lily Collins?
After a while, the nurse came out with a medical stroller, saw Sun Ce, stepped forward and said, "Congratulations, lord, the child weighs 7 pounds and is very healthy...... Eh, the mother needs to rest, my lord, don't bother her for too long......"
Sun Ce saw that the newborn mini overlord had a mini little overlord, and immediately became uninterested, and entered the postpartum care ward next door, taking care of Lily Collins, who had just given birth to a child, as if he had seen his dim family status in the future.
Seeing Sun Ce come in, Lily Collins, who had just cleaned up the umbilical cord and blood stains and was moved to the next ward, was very surprised, she went to understand China, knew that Chinese attach great importance to children, and saw that many mothers were ignored by their husbands and families just after giving birth, she was mentally prepared, but Sun Ce actually came in as soon as possible.
"Thank you for your hard work." Sun Ce touched Lily Collins' eyebrows, as if he had a million words to say at this moment, but he didn't know how to speak.
Lily Collins drilled her head into Sun Ce's arms, who was sitting on the edge of the bed: "Noah, don't you look at our children more?" It's the son that your parents love......."
"It's like a little monkey, it's still a man, what's so nice...... Yes...... Lily, why are you biting me? ”
"Your son is like a monkey...... Wait, this is your son! I'm going to fight with you! ”
"I didn't mean that, wait, you just had a baby, calm down...... Help......"
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Outside the delivery room, Sun Ce's parents, Lily Collins' parents, two younger brothers, and Zu Ge all wore masks and looked at Sun Ce's son around the stroller at the request of the nurse, who was a Chinese face, but the widened eyes were light brown eyes similar to Lily Collins.
A few people who were studying whether they would be more like Sun Ce or Lily Collins when they grew up suddenly heard shouts in the ward, and then saw Sun Ce escape, picked up his son and said, "Don't come here, I have a hostage in my hand!" ”
Looking at Sun Ce's mentally retarded operation, watching Lily Collins rush out and grit her teeth with a posture of wanting to eat people, and her seven faces outside the delivery room are confused, what are these two people doing?
"What are you doing, Ace!" Hearing the baby crying, Sun Ce's mother was the first to react, and quickly snatched the child from Sun Ce's hand, and the experienced mother coaxed the crying baby in three or two clicks, and then said to Lily Collins: "Lily, hurry back to the bed and lie down, how can you be angry with this dead child after giving birth to a child?" Hurry up ......"
Lily Collins only thought of her son at this time, looked at the son in Sun Ce's mother's arms, and couldn't help but say: "It's really a little like a little monkey......"
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Sun Ce's parents and the other five people who could understand the headphones with simultaneous translation headphones all had black lines on their faces, and they didn't need to explain to them why Lily Collins was fried.
Sun Ce's mother was so angry: "What a little monkey, you look at the big watery eyes, how much like you, go in and lie down......"
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Finally, the world was quiet, and when she returned to the ward, Lily Collins teased her son, although she also felt wrinkled a little like a little monkey, but after a few more glances, it was quite pleasing to the eye, although it was a son, but the big eyes were beautiful, and the color of the pupils was exactly the same as hers.
Sun Ce was beaten up by his own mother, and when he saw that his son was honest, his mother asked, "Have you thought about your son's name?" ”
When Sun Ce heard his son's words, he was a little sad: "I thought it was my daughter, so I could call Sun Shangxiang, my son's words...... Let's call Sun Gohan! ”
"Sun Shangxiang? Son Gohan? I don't think I've heard these two names somewhere. Sun Ce's mother fell into deep thought.
Zu Goose came out and reminded: "Godmother, you forgot, the last time we watched Dragon Ball together, Sun Wukong's son is called Sun Gohan, and Sun Shangxiang is Sun Ce's sister in the Three Kingdoms." ”
As soon as she said this, Sun Ce's mother suddenly exploded again: "Ace......!" ”
Sun Ce hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, it's not called Sun Wuhan, it's called Sun Quan?" ”
has mentioned the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, how could Sun Ce's mother not remember who Sun Quan was, she happened to be angry, and when she saw Sun Ce's father come up and pat Sun Ce's shoulder, she agreed......
This pair of mentally retarded father and son! Sun Ce's mother looked at the ceiling, but she didn't succeed in stopping it back then, so she gave her son a name that kept dying......
On the contrary, the five Americans who heard Sun Ce, his mother, and Zu Ge with simultaneous translation headphones were very much in favor of taking the names of famous people in ancient Chinese history, because Americans love to take the same names as great men.
The minority obeyed the majority, and Sun Ce made a decision: "Then call Sun Quan!" It's called Gohan by its nickname! Milk name...... Little monkeys? A little monkey who belongs to the snake! Lily, what do you think it's called? ”
"I can do it all," Lily Collins asked, "what English name do you like?" ”
"Why don't you call it Tiga...... Eh, mom, don't hit anyone! ”
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Sun Quan, this name Sun Ce's mother recognized, and his nickname was Gohan, and he also recognized it.
Little Monkey is a good name, and it just so happened that Sun Ce and Lily Collins called their sons Little Monkey for the first time, which was okay.
But the English name is Tiga, and I really can't bear it!
When who hasn't seen Ultraman?
Eventually, several Americans and the British negotiated an English name, the name of a great man in ancient Britain - Arthur.
His son's English name is Arthur, and Sun Ce hid in the corner of the wall to draw circles: "How good is Tiga, so powerful and handsome......"
Seeing Sun Ce, who was so wronged, Lily Collins was speechless, after Zu Ge's explanation, she also knew who Di Jia was, but it would be meaningless to have a son and not use it for fun!
Lily Collins also had a little regret that she didn't call Tiga, but the name didn't seem to be acceptable to the family, so she had to give up, and it was not bad to be called Arthur.
Lily Collins said to Sun Ce in the corner: "Noah, isn't there still a game against the Lakers at 8 o'clock tonight?" You won't be able to catch the game if you don't go to the Staples Center now! ”
Sun Ce looked at the time, it was 6:40, and responded: "I can't catch up, now the traffic jam is so bad, it will take at least three or four hours to arrive, and the game is over." ”
"No, why didn't it take you that long when you came?"
"I came here in a police car, and the police in Los Angeles seem to be very friendly."
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