Chapter 562: Shin-chan and Kazama
It's impossible, we only broadcast 10 episodes, but Huaxia has 30 episodes, how is it possible? Many Fuso people who heard this urban legend asked in disbelief.
"Because our side broadcasts one episode a week, but Huaxia broadcasts three episodes a week, and the speed is of course three times that of ours!" The person who knew the situation sighed and said, "My father is an employee sent to Huaxia by Honda, and he is in Huaxia, so he is very clear about this situation and will not be wrong." ”
"Why? Why is it that we Fuso people play slower than Huaxia people, and Ultraman is not our Fuso people? ”
"It's been a long time coming, didn't you hear the people of the Tsuburaya family say that the Tsuburaya Company has been acquired by the Huaxia people!" Another said.
"Damn, what the hell!" This person muttered, since Tsuburaya Company has been acquired by Huaxia, it is understandable that Fuso's playback speed is much lower than Huaxia's.
Such an urban legend began to circulate rapidly among Fuso audiences, which made people very unhappy to listen to it, and at the same time, they were going to drool for the extra twenty episodes of Ultraman Tiga in Huaxia.
But this era is not the Internet era, although there is news coming over, but it is so difficult to put the TV released in two different countries together, so even if the Fuso people know the news, they can only curse a few words in their hearts, and then sit honestly in front of the TV, waiting for an episode of Ultraman Tiga for a week.
Well, at this rate, the Fuso people will probably be able to watch all Ultraman Tiga in a year.
However, it seems that there is no way to change this, and soon, another urban legend spreads in Fuso. That is, there seems to be a way, and it is indeed possible to see the Ultraman Tiga broadcast in advance on the Huaxia side.
"Xiaoxin, Xiaoxin, are you at home?" One sunny day, a high school student with glasses found his best friend's doorstep.
"What are you doing, Kazama? People are watching Ultraman Tiga, even if you like people, don't bother them early in the morning, people haven't put on makeup, it's very bothering! A distinctly low male voice, but deliberately delicate, female voice came out.
"Xiaoxin, if you don't open the door again, I'll go to Zhengnan to watch Ultraman episode 12!" The glasses high school student said angrily.
"Don't, I'll open the door!" The door opened instantly, and a guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes opened the door with a smile, and then looked at his good friend with a smile and said, "Kazama, do you really have Ultraman episode 12?" Don't lie to me, the 11th episode was only released yesterday! ”
"Of course it's true!" Kazama raised his head triumphantly and said, "This is what my dad brought from Huaxia, you know, my dad was sent to Huaxia last year to do business, this is what my dad specially brought to me from Huaxia, let me tell you, now Huaxia's Ultraman has been broadcast to the 33rd episode!" ”
"Oh!" Xiaoxin showed a shocked expression, "But, how do we see Huaxia's TV?" We can't receive Huaxia's TV station! ”
"Well, don't you know there's such a thing as a videotape in the world?" Kazama said proudly, then took out boxes of CDs from his backpack and said, "This is the Ultraman CD that my father brought from Huaxia, for the sake of us being brothers, I came to you as soon as possible!" ”
"Is this a tape?" Xiaoxin looked at the square box with a strange expression, "When did the videotape become so small?" ”
"This is no ordinary videotape, this is the highest technology in the world now, this is called a CD!!" Kazama said even more proudly, "This is the latest CD invented by the Chinese people, a disc can hold two episodes of Ultraman, the capacity is twice that of ordinary videotapes, and the picture is particularly clear and smooth, the sound is not to mention, support the surround sound effect of the left and right channels, this is the highest high-tech in the world!" ”
"Oh! So powerful! When he was bragging in the wind, Xiaoxin had already opened the packaging bag of the disc and took out a disc from it.
"It's exactly like a mirror! It's so beautiful! Xiaoxin exclaimed.
Indeed, in terms of appearance, the appearance of optical discs is much stronger than that of video tapes.
"Humph! It's good that you know! Kazama was even more proud.
"But Kazama, this CD, our VCR can't be played!" Xiaoxin suddenly asked.
"Of course you can't put it down, this requires a special VCD package!!" Kazama looked up.
"But we don't have this VCD at home!" Xiaoxin said helplessly.
"It's okay, my dad brought me a VCD back, it's in my backpack!" After saying that, Kazama actually took out a rectangular VCD from the backpack behind him.
"Kazama ......" Seeing Kazama's amazing operation, Xiaoxin grew his mouth.
"What?"
"You must have come to me on purpose today, right?" Xiaoxin said with a grin.
"Huh...... Hehe......" Kazama's face showed a familiar embarrassed smile.
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Kazama...... Why can't I understand what they're saying? Although it was indeed the plot of the 12th episode that had not yet been broadcast in Fuso, Xiaoxin asked very depressedly when he heard the Chinese that came from the TV.
"Nonsense, this is a VCD disc sold by Huaxia, facing the Huaxia market, of course there can't be our Japanese in it!" Kazama smiled, "However, this Chinese version of the VCD has built-in subtitles from 4 countries, you only need to adjust the subtitle output, and you can see our Japanese subtitles!" ”
Kazama held the VCD's remote control is a one-pass operation, and sure enough, the Japanese subtitles were quickly called up.
Although I still can't understand what the dialogue of the characters in the TV is, looking at the subtitles, Xiaoxin's viewing experience is still not discounted.
"I love you to death, Kazama!" Excited, Xiaoxin kissed Kazama's face in one bite.
"What are you doing? It's disgusting! Kazama took out his handkerchief in shame and wiped the saliva from his face desperately, but he was used to his childhood sweetheart doing this kind of thing.
Five hours later.
"Hey, Ancestral Witch Emperor Jiang is above, in the name of my Diga, summon the power of your Ancestral Witch Essence and Blood, appear, Emperor Jiang's true body!!" Xiaoxin excitedly learned from Ultraman Tiga on TV, and made all kinds of shameful actions.
At this time, it is the 25th episode, in this episode, Ultraman Tiga once again encountered a strong enemy, but in the battle, Ultraman Tiga activated a drop of the essence blood of the ancestral witch Dijiang he found in the previous episode, borrowed the power of the ancestral witch Dijiang, transformed the true body of Dijiang, and had 3 times the movement speed under normal circumstances, so fast that there was an afterimage in the TV, defeating this invincible opponent.
And because the action of changing the real body of the ancestor witch is so handsome, Xiaoxin directly indulged in it and couldn't extricate himself, and began to involuntarily learn the actions on TV, imagining that he had transformed into the appearance of the ancestor Wu Dijiang.
"Hey, what a childish child!" Kazama slapped his shoulders disdainfully, and then said, "Xiaoxin, your spell is not right, it should be Ancestral Witch Emperor Jiang, not Pig Sauce Sauce"
Well,Because it's Japanese on TV.,And pure nouns like Zuwu Dijiang can't be translated.,So the subtitles are directly given in the subtitles.。
So just now, whether it was Xiaoxin or Kazama, there is no doubt that what is being nagged in their mouths is proper Chinese, although this Chinese sounds extremely lame to the Chinese.
But there is no doubt that this is Chinese.