"It's complicated!" Li Xiaofeng's father was enthusiastic at first to study the computer learning machine with his son, and soon learned to type and practice such operations.

But there are two main input methods for learning machines, one is the 5-stroke input method, and the other is the pinyin input method, in fact, even after 30 years, the main input methods of Chinese are these two.

Although theoretically, the speed of the 5-stroke input method is faster, but the problem is that Dad has never learned the 5-stroke, so the two can only use the pinyin income method to contact the typing.

But dad has no culture, Chinese pinyin learning is not very good, front nasal, back nasal, roll tongue, warped tongue stupidly not clear, plus this year's pinyin input method has not been associated with the input of this advanced function, so Dad soon found that typing practice is a very boring and boring thing.

On the contrary, because Li Xiaofeng had already started to study the third grade at this time, he had been learning pinyin for three years since he was a child, and the pinyin was much stronger than his father, and later he could take the initiative to point out his father's mistakes.

At this moment, the dignity of being a father can't stand it, and he is already a little bored with the typing learning machine, so his father stood up and said very seriously, "Good son, you study here alone, Dad is going out to make money for you." ”

Then the father turned around and went to the mahjong room to find someone to play mahjong.

This is where it is very realistic as a parent, while teaching your son not to be playful and to study hard. BUT I HOLD MY MOBILE PHONE OR IPAD EVERY DAY, PLAYING GAMES AND CHASING DRAMAS.

If you ask them to tutor their children's studies, they are more impatient than a child, shouting that their future mother-in-law should quickly bring their daughter-in-law back to educate, does this mean that they are not as good as their own children?

Ahem, let's get down to business.

Li Xiaofeng's father left, Li Xiaofeng practiced for a while, and he felt very bored, but he wanted to go out but couldn't, because his father completely locked the door before leaving, and he couldn't open it even from the inside.

In desperation, Li Xiaofeng could only continue to study the manual of this learning machine, and then found that, according to the instructions above, this elementary school bully learning machine was randomly given a typing program called the police to catch thieves, which is an entertaining and educational game used to practice typing.

Well, the police caught the thief or something, Li Xiaofeng didn't care, but the two words of the game caught the child's eyes.

He immediately took it out of the box, this learning cassette with the words "police catch the thief" written on it, and then inserted it into the elementary school bully learning machine with great interest, and then began to try to play.

According to the manual, the rules of the game are very simple, that is, there will be 5 lines on the TV screen, a total of 100 different English words, and these different English words form a path dedicated to escape.

The player needs to play the role of a policeman, the thief will follow the word path first, run away at a certain speed, and the player will play the policeman will wait for a few seconds and then start chasing, and the speed of the police chase depends on the speed of his typing.

As long as the letter in front of you is typed correctly, then the police will advance one square until the police catch up with the fleeing thief from behind, and touch the thief on the same letter, then the thief will be caught, and the game will be won.

But if the thief runs the 100-letter road and the police still don't meet the thief, the thief wins.

To put it simply, it is a test of whether a person can type 100 letters within the specified time. If you play typing at a normal time, it will be very boring.

But with the addition of the concept of a game where the police catch the thief, it becomes very interesting if you want the sense of accomplishment when the police catch the thief.

Li Xiaofeng started the game in a daze, a thief who did not wear an eyepatch appeared, and after a sneaky laugh, the thief began to run away on the letter path.

In fact, the so-called thief is composed of several points of light, some of which are just avatars wearing masks, and every two seconds or so, this avatar of the mask will advance the distance of one word.

At the same time, a countdown number appears on the road, and after the 10-second countdown is over, a police officer with a police hat on his head appears, and the first letter turns yellow, prompting the player to press the button for this letter.

"T" Li Xiaofeng searched for two or three seconds on the keyboard before he found the letter T, and then pressed it, the policeman's avatar really moved, and the next letter h turned yellow, but at this time the thief had advanced a full 2 letters away.

At the beginning, because typing was very difficult, you need to look at the keyboard to press the letters, so even if the thief's escape speed in the first level is the speed of one word in two seconds, when the thief has run all the letters, and the police are still in the middle of the road, Li Xiaofeng will fail miserably.

"Hey, hey, hey, you can't type fast, you're a little fool!" The most infuriating thing is that after the thief's victory, there was a mocking sound on the TV, and the degree of this voice was a bit compared to SpongeBob's voice, which made people want to punch this guy when they heard it.

Later, many players were very curious about who the owner of the recording of this voice was, so there were many posts on Zhihu with various speculations.

Some people say that this voice is the main planner of the game, Wang Xuan, because Wang Xuan is responsible for this game, and he recorded it in the end.

But soon someone refuted that Wang Xuan's personality was naturally dull, and he would never be able to record such a voice. This voice is actually the voice of the main programmer who is responsible for developing the game.

But this was quickly rejected, because the programmer publicly stated on Weibo that the voice was not recorded by himself, and it had nothing to do with him.

So, in order to argue about who this cheap voice is, later generations quarreled for 20 years, from the BBS at the beginning, to the later QQ dynamics, and then from the QQ dynamics to Renren and Tianya Forum, and finally settled on Zhihu.

Zhihu has a discussion question about this answer, and more than 2,000 answers have been derived, and more than 300 related people have become suspicious candidates.

Among the more than 2,000 answers, an anonymous trumpet once said, "This is the voice of the chairman of the company, when he was in a meeting to discuss this police thief game, it was he who proposed to let the thief make a cheap voice after winning to taunt the player and stimulate the player's desire to win!" ”

It's just that none of the programmers present can make a cheap enough sound, and in the end, our chairman had to demonstrate it himself, and then everyone in the meeting agreed that this is the best mocking voice, and there is no need to find another person.

It's a pity that this anonymous trumpet speech answering the question was deleted in less than three minutes, so that no one noticed such an answer at all.

[PS: The police catching the thief was originally a game on Jinshan Typing, and I was very impressed. 】

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