Bailu was once again beaten into a panda eye, this is the end of a good man not fighting with a woman.

Women just like to make a fuss, just being looked at their buttocks, but Alyssa chased him like she met a father killer and tore him up, women are really unreasonable creatures sometimes.

Fortunately, Alyssa is not a conservative and old-fashioned woman, she did not commit suicide in shame because she was seen by a man, nor did she hold a man's collar and cry and shout for responsibility, now is an era when you don't get married when you go to bed, and the era when you look at your ass is gone.

In that era, when you were responsible for looking at your buttocks, a man could marry ten or eight daughters-in-law at a time as long as he rushed into the women's toilet for a walk, but now no matter what he sees when he rushes into the women's toilet, he will only be beaten to death in the toilet

Life is really lonely as snow.

In the spacious wooden house, the teachers and students of the Central Army School were busy lighting a fire and cooking, and Bailu was sitting in a daze in the corner with nothing to do, enjoying the treatment of the eldest young master who came to the clothes and stretched out his hands to eat.

Ten minutes ago, Bailu took the initiative to ask Ying to be in charge of lighting the fire, but accidentally knocked over an oil lamp and burned Gergef's pants, fortunately the fire was extinguished in time, and Gergef's beloved ass is estimated to be only three mature

Ögerf is a broad-minded person, even if he was burned his buttocks, he didn't blame Bailu, if he was replaced by the grumpy Shufsky, it might have been a bloody storm at this time, and after discovering that the little turtle had the potential to be an arsonist, the team leader teacher Arnold decisively gave an order, so that the little arsonist didn't have to do anything, as long as he obediently waited for the meal to start and didn't make a fuss.

Bailu is like a magic box, every time it is opened, there will be surprises or fright, which is too much of a test of the heart's endurance.

The left hand is like this, the right hand is evil, he is an angel and a demon with the same body, the last moment just piloted a helicopter to rescue thirty-two people, the next moment he can toss the rescued people half to death, the last moment just heroes save the beauty, the next moment immediately play hooligan on the beauty

This is the white deer, quiet as an angel and moving as a demon.

Bailu was bored and pulled out the sword of the king, swung the sword, and a piece of animal skin on the wall was cut, but it did not make a sound, and Arnold, who was splitting wood next to him, widened his eyes, and cut the animal skin without making a sound, indicating that he did not scratch the wood behind the animal skin.

This kind of sword skills can be called superb, speed, eyesight, and judgment are indispensable, in addition to the need for precise control, which is not something that people who have practiced swords for many years can't do.

Arnold spoke word by word in Xingluo language: "Swordsmanship, practiced?" ”

"Hmm."

"Clever."

Bailu raised his little face and said proudly: "I can cut your belt, but not your pants, do you believe it?" ”

"Really?"

"Of course."

"Ögeef, come here."

Udev scratched his head and walked over: "What's wrong?" ”

"Walk you!"

The white deer turned around and drew his sword and flicked it, the black shadow swept away, Ergef's belt broke, and the heavy fluffy military pants slipped down his ankles, revealing the strawberry warm pants inside

Bailu's swordsmanship is certainly amazing, but Ergef's thermal pants are even more amazing, everyone burst out laughing, Shufsky whistled, and taunted: "Erjief, are you wearing your wife's thermal pants?" ”

Erjev hurriedly pulled up his pants and said in shame, "Stinky boy, why are you cutting my belt?" ”

"Just ask if you're powerful?"

“￢_￢”

Bailu had a lonely face as a master: "This is a stunt that I have only practiced by cutting countless belts." ”

Erdev said depressedly: "Why do you have nothing to practice cutting other people's belts?" ”

Bailu glanced at Alyssa, who was cooking, and said faintly: "Because there is a kind of woman who is unwilling to take off her pants obediently." ”

“￢_￢”

Arnold clapped his hands and praised: "Amazing." ”

"It's over." Bailu smiled proudly: "This is the third time I have practiced on a living person, and my hands are a little shaky, but I still do it in one go, much better than the first two." ”

Ögerf asked, "What happened to the first two?" ”

"It's nothing, it's just that I cut my bladder."

“⊙_⊙”

"Stop playing, come over for dinner." Alyssa couldn't laugh or cry, and said angrily: "Little turtle, don't make trouble, let's eat." ”

"Oh."

Bailu walked to the bonfire with the sword in his arms and sat down, Alyssa frowned and said, "Why are you still holding the sword when you eat?" ”

"I am a swordsman, and the sword is my life." Bailu snorted coldly and said coolly: "The person is in the sword, and it is impossible for me to put down the sword." ”

Alyssa picked up the big iron spoon and said coldly, "Are you sure?" ”

The big husband can bend and stretch, if he touches the buttocks of a beautiful woman, he must first be able to endure the humiliation of his crotch, Bailu obediently put down the sword of the king, and drank beef porridge with a rice bowl.

After eating, Arnold, who was going to keep vigil at night, went to sleep first, and the four male teachers sat in a circle and took out three game cards, which was their daily pastime after dinner, Bailu sat beside them with great interest, and after many observations, he had learned how to play in secret.

"Mr. Ogerf, do you want to play cards?"

"Yes."

"I play, I play, I play."

"Will you?"

"I've seen that you've been playing for so long, and you've learned a little bit."

Learned a little? There's nothing funnier than bullying a cute rookie, and the corners of Erjef's mouth overflowed with a hint of imperceptible insidiousness, and he smiled: "You will be punished if you lose." ”

"I know."

"Our previous punishment was too light, and we are going to change the punishment today."

Bailu thought so: "I think too." ”

"You also think the punishment for dripping cold water into the back is too light?"

"yes."

"Then how do you think it's better to punish the person who loses?"

"Let's play bigger." Bailu made a small face: "How about the chopped bird that lost?" ”

“⊙_⊙”

Gerjef was choked and coughed, and the other three teachers could understand a little Xingluo language, and they were so scared that their brains were sweating out, chopping birds was too ruthless, right? It's also too much to play.

Bai Lu frowned and said thoughtfully: "But thinking that chopping birds can only be played once, let's change the punishment." ”

Nonsense, who can play chop birds twice in a normal man? The corners of Gerdev's mouth twitched, and he agreed, "That's right, that's right. ”

"There are more fingers and toes, so if you lose, you can chop your fingers and toes."

“-_-!”

"Do you agree with my punishment?"

Bailu's punishment proposal was too cruel for only the ghost to agree, and the punishment they finally set was still the same old rules, with cold water dripping into their backs.

The water bowl came, full of water, it can't be finished without ending, Bailu glanced at it, and proposed to change to a bigger bowl, the four big white bears agreed, and after turning their heads, they smiled sinisterly, little turtle, this is what you asked for.

The big bowl was changed and the game began.

An hour later, the water in the big bowl was only one bar less, and Bailu, who had not lost a game, still had a leisurely expression, and the four big white bears were already shivering with cold, and they were about to cry when they glanced at the big water bowl

Damn, they're being calculated.

Alyssa snickered gloatingly, everyone has been together for so many days, and they still can't see that the little turtle is just cute on the outside, and inside is an extremely insidious and cunning devil, their pig-like brains, and they want to calculate the little turtle, and they can't do it, they are really anxious for their intelligence.