In the Kingdom of Hima, the most solemn annual brave conference is being held in the rainforest, and the villagers from all over the country have rushed to the conference, and only three items of fighting, hunting, and survival are held, and adult men can participate, and the rewards are very rich.

In the humble dirt fighting ring, two warriors from different villages took the stage, and they took off their pants at the same time with lightning speed......

Quiet, very quiet!

The translator's little sister Ah Duo came back to her senses, covered her eyes and screamed in shame: "Ah! ”

The four brothers of Jiang Meow Meow were stunned, they were also stunned by the commotion of the two warriors, didn't they want to fight? What does it mean to take off your pants for no reason?

"Great Chief, is it your tradition to take off your pants in a fight?"

“(￢_￢)”

Jiang Meow Meow found that the face of the Great Chief of Yaquinxi was not very good-looking, and smiled awkwardly, it seems that it is not their tradition, he has heard of the tradition of taking off his hat and gloves before the duel, but what is the excellent tradition of which country and which clan is taking off his pants?

Before the duel, everyone politely took off their pants, and no matter how they thought about it, they thought it was weird......

A breeze blew and my thighs were a little cold.

The two warriors who took off their pants were also a little embarrassed, they took off their trousers, just wanted to let go of their feet, but they were teased by the audience, which made them quite embarrassed.

Ah Duo knew that Jiang Meow Meow and the others were extraordinary, and instigated: "Don't you participate in the competition?" ”

The big attack said in disgust: "There is nothing to reward, there is no need to waste energy." ”

"Let's have fun!"

"Not interested."

Ah Duo has been with the four men for a while, and already knows the temper of each of them, Jiang Meow Meow is nervous, Da Attack is a reckless man, Xiao Attack is a thorn in the head who bullies the soft and is afraid of the hard, and Xiao Junior Brother is a strange brain circuit with a different brain circuit......

Ah Duo stimulated and said: "I think you are scared, right?" ”

"I'm afraid?" Da Attack sneered: "If I go up, they won't be able to find the north." ”

"Then I'll help you sign up."

Jiang Meow smiled awkwardly: "Not very good, right?" We're not from the tribe? ”

Ah Duo walked to the registration place without looking back: "Our brave conference, anyone can participate, I'll help you sign up." ”

"Hello?"

Jiang Meow couldn't stop Ah Duo, shook his head helplessly and smiled, they were ordered to be stationed in the mining area as scouts, It is not appropriate to act in a high-profile manner, but the strength does not allow it, just a few days ago it was just a fish grilled by the river, which can cause a fire......

Ah Duo helped the four brothers all sign up for fighting, but I didn't expect to draw the little four immediately, the little four came to the stage, the referee talked about the rules, it was very simple, the two sides only fought once, there was no time limit, and if they fell to the ground or were knocked off the stage, they would lose.

At the beginning of the game, Xiao Si stepped forward in eight steps, feinted to seal the eyes, swept the legs, the moment the opponent was unbalanced, one after another, and pushed the opponent off the stage in an instant, the opponent did not react at all, and was sentenced to lose on the spot......

Less than ten seconds!

Xiao Si won a game, rewarded a victory coin, and got a chance to open a treasure chest, Xiao Si went to the prize redemption office and received a treasure chest, Ah Duo Xingchong opened it for him, and found that the box was a silver-plated warrior short sword, which is the most expensive thing that can be opened in a single treasure chest, and most of the winners started with soap, shower gel, and laundry detergent......

"Ah Duo, what's the opening?"

"A silver sword."

Jiang Meow meow borrowed flowers to offer Buddha and said, "Miss Ah Duo, this sword will be given to you." ”

"I don't like swords."

Jiang Meow meow was like a spring: "The silver sword is very suitable for you, it is very noble, the silver sword and the beauty complement each other." ”

Ah Duo accepted it with joy when he heard this, and it didn't take long for Jiang Meow to appear on the stage, as the senior brother of the Divine Sword Gate, his skills are naturally not a problem, but he usually doesn't like to do it.

Jiang Meow's opponent is a tall man, looks powerful, at the beginning of the game, he pounced on Jiang Meow with a bear hug, Jiang Meow meow ghostly dodge, a stumbling foot, homeopathic to push people off the stage lightly, win without a little fireworks......

After the macho man was sentenced to lose, he unwillingly smashed the dirt fighting ring.

Jiang Meow Meow came to the podium with the victory coin, personally picked a treasure chest, opened a lipstick, he gave the lipstick to Ah Duo, Ah Duo was ecstatic, and immediately put on the stinky lipstick, the poor conditions in the tribe, the slightly gray face A Duo, put on bright lipstick, it looked a little funny.

When they were young, they often stole the lipstick of the master to play, and once when they came back from practice, they met the master who drank too much and slept on the threshold, they naughtily put lipstick on the back of the hand, and printed a bunch of lipstick like kiss marks on the master's face, that night, the master screamed until midnight......

After dawn, their butts were also kicked by the master!

Da Attack looked at Ah Duo, who was ecstatic for a lipstick, and said angrily: "It's just a lipstick, are you so happy?" ”

Ah Duo pursed his lips and said happily: "I think this is the best prize in the treasure chest, I also like this color very much, and it has the effect of moisturizing the lips." ”

Xiao Attack shook his head and said, "It's not dry here, what's the use of moisturizing lips?" ”

Xiao Si's words were amazing: "Moisturizing lips is not as practical as moisturizing the intestines." ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

Xiao Si successfully ended the topic.

Subsequently, the big attack also came on the field, and he also used the routine of four or two thousand catties to easily knock the opponent off the stage, he took the victory coin and came to the prize redemption office excitedly.

"Look at my red hands."

Under the watchful eye, the big attack opened a piece of soap, poof! The crowd burst out laughing......

Jiang Meow meow tucked and mocked: "It is worthy of a black hand who has touched a man's buttocks." ”

“(￢_￢)”

"Brother, you're so dark."

Da Attack was very angry, and smashed the soap on the ground fiercely: "Mother, how can you smoke the most worthless garbage." ”

In the end, it was the turn of the small attack, and among the four brothers, his skills were the weakest, but he was still too much stronger than the warriors in the tribe, and he won easily.

When it was his turn to draw the treasure chest, he magically drew a live chicken.

"Small attack, good luck, we have a good mouth tonight."

Ah Duo laughed and said, "A chicken." ”

Da Attack smiled: "I remembered that the master told us a story about a chicken before. ”

Ah Duo was slightly curious: "The story of the chicken? ”

Once upon a time, there was a boy named Xiao Ming in the town, one day, he took a cage of chickens to the market to sell, halfway, the chicken coop overturned, the chickens all ran away, Xiao Ming looked for lost chickens all over the street, passing by a beauty salon, the proprietress asked Xiao Ming, what are you looking for? Xiao Ming replied that he was looking for chickens, so the proprietress led Xiao Ming into the beauty salon, and in this way, Xiao Ming embarked on a road of no return......

This story teaches us that it is better to recognize the wrong person than to enter the wrong door.

Ah Duo's face was red, and he sent a white eye to the big attack, secretly wondering what kind of strange master would tell this kind of story to his apprentice?