Doctor Mediterranean picked up Li Mabi's B-ultrasound photo, looked at it carefully, and put down the photo with a smile

"Dr. Bobby, how's it going?"

"It's okay."

"Are you really okay?"

Mediterranean doctor nodded and said: "When Mr. Nawa sent him over, I had already given him a thorough examination, but there was only a slight contusion, and I had already asked Mr. Nawa to tell him, but he was not at ease, so I asked him to do a B-ultrasound film, and it turned out that it did not hurt the organs, and I am sure that he was not injured." ”

Alyssa asked uneasily, "Are you sure there is no problem?" ”

The Mediterranean doctor smiled and said, "There are no signs of damage to the organs, except for a slight size, I don't see anything wrong." ”

“⊙_⊙”

"How's it going?"

Alyssa blushed and vaguely translated, "The doctor said it's okay." ”

Bailu was a little suspicious: "I saw him crackling and talking a lot, and he was okay?" ”

Li Mabi's heart also came up, and he asked cautiously, "Teacher Alyssa, is it really okay?" It's about my happiness for the rest of my life. ”

"It's fine."

"I feel like it's hurting a little bit again."

"You're doing it psychologically.

Bai Lu smiled evilly: "Ma Bi, if you are still not at ease, you can do a slicing examination." ”

"Get out!"

Alyssa shook her head helplessly and shouted, "Okay, it's no problem, we can go." ”

"Teacher Alyssa, don't leave yet." Li Mabi pleaded pitifully: "Can you help me ask the doctor again, are there any other relevant examinations?" ”

"Nope."

"Can you be cautious? Don't joke with my happiness. ”

Alyssa was impatient, and blurted out with a red face: "The doctor said that there is no problem with your place except that it is slightly smaller." ”

“⊙_⊙”

Slightly smaller? The two little white faces were stunned for a second, and burst out laughing, and instantly laughed forward and backward, tears were about to laugh, Alyssa regretted a little as soon as she spoke, after all, this kind of words hurt a man's self-esteem a little, and it was not appropriate for her to say such a thing as a teacher.

Li Mabi's face turned red and white for a while, and he gradually became angry and angry, and wanted to hurt each other, right? He snorted coldly and said indignantly: "Laugh at your sister! If you think you're big, let's all take it off and give it to the doctor. ”

“￢_￢”

The two little white faces couldn't laugh immediately, and their expressions were a little stiff, this is the territory of the big white bear, and there are dazzling bird thieves everywhere, if you don't have capital, it's best not to take risks

"You've had enough laughing, haven't you?" Alyssa blushed and said, "Enough laughing, we'll go back, Dr. Bobby, let's go first." ”

"Okay."

Alyssa stomped her foot and opened the door and walked out of the consultation room, Bailu and the others hurriedly followed, Li Mabi was a little unwilling, but if there was no translator, the doctor couldn't understand what the doctor said, so he could only follow out with a resentful face.

The group left the consultation room, turned a corridor, passed by the colonoscopy room, Bailu could understand the star Luowen marked on the sign, and smiled weirdly

"Ma Bi, have you had a colonoscopy?"

"Colonoscopy?" Li Mabi was puzzled: "Why do I want to have a colonoscopy?" What's the use? ”

"A colonoscopy is a test to see if you have a healthy large intestine."

“￢_￢”

Bailu said solemnly: "I think it is necessary for you to do a colonoscopy to check the large intestine, when you fall out, you may have injured the large intestine." ”

Li Mabi pouted and said, "The large intestine shouldn't affect my happiness, right?" ”

"If there's something wrong with the large intestine, you're going to have diarrhea at every turn." Bailu said alarmistly: "Imagine that when you are making love with a girl, you suddenly have a stomachache, and when you come back after pooping eight times, only a ghost will be willing to continue to make love to you." ”

Li Mabi blinked and said solemnly, "Teacher Alyssa, I want to check the large intestine." ”

“-_-!”

After some twists and turns, Li Mabi still walked into the colonoscopy room, and followed the doctor into with two tall and powerful male nurses

Alyssa glared at Bailu and complained, "Why are you fooling him into doing a colonoscopy?" ”

"I'm for his good, I want him to enjoy the feeling of Jushuang."

“￢_￢”

Bai Lu smiled meaningfully: "Actually, I want to cure Ma Bi's suspicious heart disease, so that he doesn't want to run to the hospital at every turn, just like today, it was just a small problem, but it delayed everyone so much." ”

"Does this have anything to do with colonoscopy?"

"Trust me, having a colonoscopy will make him unforgettable for the rest of his life." Bailu covered his mouth and snickered: "As long as he has a colonoscopy once, he will definitely have a little shadow on the hospital, and he will not want to run to the hospital at every turn in the future, and he will also mobilize the public to do a bunch of irrelevant examinations." ”

It didn't take long for Li Mabi's ghost crying wolf howl from the colonoscopy room, the sound insulation of the colonoscopy room was good, even so, you could still hear the screams, you can imagine how terrible the people inside screamed, Zhuge Dafu and others secretly broke out in a cold sweat.

Half an hour later, the doctor came out first, and then Li Mabicai slowly walked out with his buttocks covered, tears still hanging from the corners of his eyes, looking like he was loveless, how could there be such a cruel examination in the world? Colonoscopy is really too painful and perverted

After the two male nurses finished tidying up, they also walked out of the colonoscopy room, they glanced at Li Mabi, showing a terrible smile, once bitten by a snake, smelling birds everywhere, Li Mabi, who had become a frightened bird, had a tight buttocks, and his face was green with fright.

"Ma Bi, are you alright?"

"Do you think I'm fine?" Li Mabi's voice was a little hoarse, and he said weakly: "They are simply demons, they are really too perverted." ”

Bai Lu squeezed his eyebrows and said, "What kind of perverted method?" ”

Li Mabi regained a little energy, gritted his teeth and said, "You can go in and try it yourself, won't you know?" ”

"My large intestine is not injured, so I don't have to try."

"Xiaobai."

"What?"

Li Mabi asked gloomily, "To be honest, did you deliberately trick me in?" ”

"I'm for your own good, so that you don't have to worry about the future." Bailu's face darkened, and he said dissatisfiedly: "I didn't expect you to doubt my good intentions." ”

"Didn't lie to me?"

Bai Lu lightly changed the topic: "Did the doctor say when the results will be available?" ”

"How do I know?" Li Mabi said angrily: "I can't understand what they say." ”

Bai Lu looked at Alyssa, who had a strange face on the side, and said seriously: "Xiao Ai, let's go to the doctor and ask him if the colonoscopy has been successful, if not, he may have to do it again." ”

“⊙_⊙”

"I'm fine, I don't need to check anymore, I'll go back first."

Li Mabi was so frightened that his soul flew away, and he ran out of the hospital without looking back, Bailu and the others laughed evilly, after enjoying Ju Shuang once, Ma Bi should have a little shadow on the hospital, right?