Today is Saturday, and it is also the annual Wanqing Festival, the air seems to be filled with joy, the morning rooster seems to be more cheerful than usual, of course, it may also be because it is afraid of being slaughtered and brought to the table, and is yelling in the language of chickens Don't kill me, don't kill me......

Wanqing Festival is the biggest festival at the end of the year of the Hualong Empire, and legend has it that today is the day when the main god created the world and created all living beings, so all things are celebrated together.

In order to celebrate the Wanqing Festival, the High School Affiliated to the Military Academy has arranged a series of activities, including a party on Saturday night, a masquerade party at noon on Sunday, in addition, all the entertainment facilities on the campus are open for free on these two days, and the student cafeteria will also serve sumptuous meals for free.

After breakfast, the eldest brother Bailu took the lead to pull a group of younger brothers to a remote meadow to prepare for the death devil rehearsal.

They were rehearsing for the first time, but there was only half a day left before the start of the party, and in such a short time, it was very difficult to arrange a language program, even a singing and dancing program, but fortunately they planned to perform a relatively simple and alternative program.

"You all know what I said just now, right?"

"Clear."

The eldest brother in charge nodded with satisfaction: "Very good, time is pressing, we will have a death devil rehearsal now." ”

Li Mabi was curious: "Xiaobai, why do you want to call the death devil to rehearse?" ”

"It's nothing, the general meaning is that if you don't get it right, I'll beat you to death."

“(⊙_⊙)”

"Alright, we'll do it all over again, Mabi, and you'll be the first to come out after hearing my applause."

The rehearsal officially began, Bailu saluted the air, then turned around and clapped his hands......

Bailu rolled his eyes, jumped forward and raised his hand to give him a slap, and said angrily: "Don't mess around, just come out normally." ”

Li Mabi covered his head and whispered, "Got it." ”

"One more time."

Bailu saluted elegantly, clapped his hands, Li Mabi shook his body again, and stepped on the small broken steps and appeared cautiously, with a hint of obscenity and sneakiness in the appearance of probing his brain......

Bailu jumped forward and kicked again, scolding: "Why are you so obscene and sneaky? Are you going to steal milk covers from the girls' dormitory? ”

“-_-!”

Zhuge Dafu is difficult to come out and play a round: "It's better for me to play first, and then practice like this, maybe we haven't played yet, Ma Bi has been killed by you." ”

"That'll do fine."

Zhuge Dafu's IQ is relatively high, and his comprehension ability is also relatively strong, but unfortunately his physical fitness is not good, he can't complete all the action effects that Bailu wants, and the mentally handicapped trio is about the same, and the rehearsal is not going well.

"Next is the last move, splitting the lower crotch."

Bailu demonstrated a standard split crotch, a perfect horizontal fork horse, Zhuge Dafu and the others' faces were all green, a word horse is simply a non-human action for them, if they barely split the crotch, something will happen.

"Ma Bi, you come and see first."

Li Mabi had no choice but to come out of the ranks, and loosely split a fork, a figure-eight fork.

"Can you drive a little bigger?"

"I can't do it, if it's any bigger, I'll be pulling the egg."

Bailu smiled helplessly: "Forget it." ”

When Li Mabi closed his feet, he stepped on a pebble carelessly, his feet slipped, and he instantly drove a word horse, and after a miserable scream, he covered his beloved balls and fell to the ground, which seemed to be really pulling the eggs, just saying that he was pulling the eggs, and immediately put himself in the oolong, and he pulled the eggs, which was really soapy and slippery......

"Are you alright?"

Li Mabi hissed and sat up, kept rubbing his crotch, and said depressedly: "It's okay, I shouldn't be pulling the egg." ”

"Really, you don't have any eggs?"

"Nope."

Bailu had a small face: "Brothers, classmates, if you can't cave in the future, you can ask us for help." ”

“-_-!”

"That's right, it's free."

"Get out!"

Because Li Mabi pulled the egg, the rehearsal came to an end, and Zhuge Dafu, who had palpitations, walked to Bailu's side and whispered quietly.

"What do you think we should do about that?"

"Huh! Seems pretty good. ”

I don't know what Zhuge Dafu said to the leading brother, Bailu immediately announced the end of the rehearsal, waved his hand, and the group immediately set off to the school's grand theater.

Not long after, Bailu and his party took a ride to the school's Grand Theater, the theater is a bit like a European-style church, and there is a fountain in the front gate square.

"Your love is like a flame that burns my thunder pants ......"

"Squeak!"

A sharp brake sound interrupted Bailu's humming, and I saw the familiar rabbit car enter the theater square, boom! A large plastic potted plant decorated on the side of the square was knocked away, and Bailu and the others wiped their cold sweat together, this is definitely a tank with the appearance of a rabbit car.

Wuye got out of the car elegantly, just glanced coldly at the potted plant that was knocked away, and left indifferently.

Cool!

Bailu and the others watched Wuye walk up to them in a daze, and after a long time, they squeezed out their voices together.

"Saya."

"Teacher Night."

Wuye nodded coolly, and said lightly: "The party only started at seven o'clock, why are you doing in the theater so early?" ”

Zhuge Dafu replied: "Let's find out if there are suitable costumes and props." ”

"You're only looking for costumes now?"

"yes."

Wuye shook his head slightly: "What show are you performing?" ”

"Dance."

Dance? Wuye glanced at Bailu meaningfully, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly: "What kind of dance?" ”

Bailu shrugged and said, "Jump casually, if we can't find clothes, we'll striptease." ”

“-_-!”

After the group entered the theater, they parted ways, and Wuye was assigned a task by the school to be responsible for the security check of all aspects of the theater, Bailu and the others went straight to the theater props warehouse to find clothes and props for the night performance.

There are all kinds of dazzling clothes and props on display in the props warehouse, even if you want to perform a large-scale stage play temporarily, you can find all the clothes and props, Bailu and others do not have high requirements for clothes and props, and the three bean sprouts quickly found suitable clothes.

The problem is, the prop clothes they found Xiong Daxiong Er couldn't wear, the brothers were too big, and they couldn't find the clothes that suited them, and finally, Bailu found two white tablecloths......

All the beasts are ready, only you owe your sister.

Everything is ready, just wait for tonight to show their talents, Bailu and the others are full of confidence, in the dark, they have already seen the first place of the five thousand yuan bonus in hand, how to spend the five thousand yuan? The first place should be a speech, right? What is the best acceptance speech?

It seems necessary to put on prop clothes and rehearse one more time just to be on the safe side? Bailu once again dragged the younger brothers to rehearsal.