Chapter 21: Lesson 1
Aoki Academy is the most densely populated area in the entire park, with a large lecture hall in the center and a number of small study buildings scattered around it, each with its own name.
Class 26's study building: Hanxiao Building.
Hanxiao Building is an antique wooden attic, fresh and elegant, with a strong bookish atmosphere, to be honest, it is indeed a very beautiful small building, but the safety factor is too poor, a fire can definitely burn clean.
Bailu feels that the name of the study building is too brain-dead, and it is easy to remind people of the smiling Jiuquan, and the mountain songs sung by the local rough men have such a sentence: Tonight the clouds are affectionate, tonight the rain is smiling, whose daughter-in-law is screaming tonight?
At half past eight, other classes were in class, Bailu and others did not have a teacher to class, they counted the beams of the academy, found that there were eight, counted the lights, found that there were fourteen, counted the celebrity calligraphy and paintings copied, and found that there were a total of twelve, one of which had a very large number of words, a total of ninety-six words......
A fiery red sports car entered the academy, crashed into a garbage can, a man jumped out of the car vigorously, and the wolf ran suddenly, like a whirlwind swept into the 26th class of the library, and the voice of the person before he arrived: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm late, so everyone has been waiting for a long time." ”
When he saw the person clearly, Bailu stood up from his seat and said in surprise: "It's you." ”
"I said we'd meet soon, right?" Wuying smiled, put on a lieutenant uniform, and said formally: "Hello students, I am your foreman, Ying, it's a pleasure to meet you." ”
A messy golden hair, two buttons on the military uniform, and lip prints left by women on their faces, they have never been taken care of after they were classified, making them like homeless children, this unreliable man is their foreman?
"Don't you welcome me?"
Zhuge Dafu said coldly: "We didn't know until this morning that we, Ju Ran, also have a foreshadowing teacher. ”
Wuying smiled awkwardly: "The teacher is busy." ”
Li Mabi muttered in a low voice: "Busy picking up girls, right?" ”
Wuying coughed lightly twice, and said seriously: "I know all your names, I will give you the class schedule at noon, today's first class is Wenzong Dalonglu, Bailu, you come with me to get the textbook." ”
Bailu lowered his head and said timidly: "Are you going to fix me?" ”
"Huh?"
Bailu pounced at Wuying's feet, hugged his calves, and whimpered sadly: "I'm sorry, I scolded you last time I was wrong, you don't care about villains, can you forgive me?" I don't want to be locked up in a dark room. ”
Wuying looked at the white deer at his feet without tears and hurriedly comforted: "I didn't want to fix you, and I won't lock you up in a small black house, and besides, we don't have a small black house." ”
"You're really not targeting me?"
"Nope."
Bailu sniffed and said pitifully: "Since it is not aimed at me, why do you want me to go with you to get the textbook, can't you take it yourself?"
"Okay, I'll get it myself."
Wuying left with a hint of depression, and after finishing the fight, Bailu got up and bowed: "Don't you want to applaud my perfect acting skills?" ”
Zhuge Dafu and Li Mabi rolled their eyes at the same time, only Xiong Daxiong Er was applauding, and Bailu returned to his seat satisfied.
It didn't take long for Wuying to come back with six thick big dragon laws, and after one person sent one, he picked up a big dragon law by himself, opened it and read it, without saying a word, just pulling his crotch from time to time.
Li Mabi asked curiously, "Teacher, what's wrong with you?" ”
Wuying replied casually: "It's nothing, it's just that I was in a hurry this morning, and I accidentally wore the wrong person's pants, which was a little uncomfortable." ”
“-_-!”
After looking at it for a few minutes, Wuying snapped and closed the Da Ming Law in his hand and announced, "Okay, Da Long Law, you can study by yourself." ”
Li Mabi's eyes widened: "Self-study? Don't you teach us? We don't understand the law of the dragon, how can we study on our own? ”
"I'd like to teach you, but the question is ......"
"What?"
Wuying spread his hands and said that he couldn't help: "I don't understand it myself, I'll go back and change my pants first, and strangle me." ”
“(⊙_⊙)”
Shadowless came in a hurry, hurried away, stayed for less than ten minutes, sure enough, it was a person as his name, and he ran away in a blink of an eye, Bailu and the others looked at each other, and they were divided into the stocking class and spread such an outrageous foreman teacher, their future seemed to be dark?
Zhuge Dafu picked up the Great Dragon Law and said helplessly: "I understand the Great Dragon Law, if you want to learn, I'll teach you, right?" ”
"You know the Great Dragon Law?"
Zhuge Dafu nodded, and reasoned slowly: "But we have at most one law class every week, but there are thousands of laws in the five laws of the Ming Dynasty, and we can't finish it in three years, so you can only pick some of them to study." ”
Bailu Tiger had a small face: "Teach us criminal law, right?" ”
"Okay."
"Mabi."
"What?"
Bai Lu said seriously: "People like you who don't look like good people must study law more seriously, maybe you will use it one day." ”
Li Mabi rolled his eyes: "Even if I don't look like a good person, does this have anything to do with Xuelu?" ”
"How could it not be?" Bailu flicked her hair and said faintly: "For example, I stood behind a girl with you, and I touched her buttocks, who do you think she will hit when she turns around?" ”
“-_-!”
"Do you know how important the law is to you? As long as people don't beat you to death, you can use legal weapons to protect yourself. ”
Li Mabi hid in the corner of the wall to draw a circle, Zhuge Dafu opened the Great Dragon Law, and began to take class, the law is difficult to learn is not because there are too many clauses that cannot be memorized, in fact, it is not too difficult to memorize the clauses, the difficulty is how to understand, how to use, how to attack, how to defend, these are very broad and profound.
Zhuge Dafu's class was not vivid at all, step by step, according to the script, as if reciting Jesus, after less than twenty minutes, Xiong Daxiong Er fell asleep one after another, Li Ma Biqiang held his eyelids, and only Bailu was listening carefully.
Li Mabi yawned, pointed to Xiong Da Xiong Er, who was sleeping heavily, and said lazily: "They are all asleep, do you want to wake them up?" ”
Bailu shrugged and said, "No need, with their IQ, there is no difference between listening and not listening." ”
"Yes."
Zhuge Dafu glanced at the drowsy Li Mabi, and said lightly: "Mabi, if you are sleepy, go to sleep, I think it makes no difference whether you listen or not." ”
“-_-!”
Soon, the horn sounded for the end of class, and the first class of the new students was all finished, and the first class of Class 26 was also completed, the difference was that their first class was not taught by the teacher......